MSD - Congrats Cheeku

Jassi - 12YEARSOFVIRATKOHLI Congrats Vi bhaiya

Virat - Thanks Jassi

Kuldeep - Congrats bhai, may you play for many more years

Virat - Yes I will, I wont retire atleast until I win 2 world cups for India and until its 25 years of Virat Kohli atleast

Rohit - Same I wont retire until my team mates want me to

Virat - Bye Ro

Rohit - Vi use brains

Virat - Yes Ro, we are not like some people we will show that we never age

Rohit - And we will be the best duo in the history of cricket

Virat - And we will always consult our team mates before any important decisions

Rohit - And we will never break our promises especially the ones made to our kiddos

Virat - And we wont make our fans cry

Rohit - And we wont dissappoint them as well

Virat - And we will do everything very grandly

Rohit- And we will always take permission from our kiddos before doing anything big

Virat - And we will win 2 to 3 no 5 to 6 world cups together okay

MSD - You guys think that I am dumb?

Rohit - Our chain broke because of someone Cheeku lets continue

Virat - Yes and we will have a lot of partnerships

MSD - STOP IT NOW

Hardik - Agastya is sleeping

MSD - you are in Mumbai Harry

Hardik - Who is this unknown number in the group?

Jassi - Harry leave all that and come in the nets

Hardik - Save me I dont want to break my head on the first day of the camp itself, I want to go to UAE

MSD - Jassi go on the nets with Ro first

Rohit - I am the team captain I will decide Harry go now

Hardik - Yes Ro, wait for me Jassi

Jassi - I am doing that since I dont know how much time come Harry, we follow Ro bhai's orders only

Shikhar - Congrats mere bhai Vi

UAE mein we need partyyyy

Shikhar - Yeh toh rhyming hain, I am a natural poet see

Virat - Thanks mere bhai Shikhi

UAE mein I will give partyyyy

Rohit - I will tell you which restaurant to go in UAE wait

MSD - Ro you are in the camp go practice properly

Rohit - Ya there is a good restaurant near Dubai Mall, I will take you all there and I will order the food also, Vi will pay

Virat - Ya ya you order, waise bhai lockdown main duniya bhar ki achi restaurants ke menu ki padhai ki hogi tune

MSD - We are going to UAE for IPL not vacation

Rahul - Party for what? I am in

Shikhar - For 12 years of Virat

Rahul - Congrats Virat, I hope you play forever and never leave the team

Virat - How can I leave you all? I am very loyal

Rahul - Yes we know and we need good party, we will meet as soon as all reach UAE and party straight

MSD - Rahul you are the captain of the team you need to be responsible, we will play IPL in UAE and party after it gets over, and we need to be safe in these times

Rahul - We have Australia series right after IPL right? We are so busy

Jinks - Very busy dont even as how busy right Vi?

Virat - Yes yes we dont have time to even talk to people and inform them about important things before hand

Yuzi - I am in Bangalore already when will you come Virat bhai?

Virat - I am not like others, I will call you and inform such important things and schedules

Yuzi - Okay bhai call today

Virat - Ya ya you dont need to tell me, I love my team

Rohit - We love our team a lot we are not like some people

Jinks - I just got hang of everything with Arya like how to make her sleep on time, feed her and play with her properly with out messing up actually we do crazy stuff without Radhika coming to know but now IPL

MSD - It happens, Ziva even got into my suitcase when I was packing and was telling that I will also come or I wont let you go.

Jinks - I am not fond of people who dont listen to what their kids say

Jaddu - Kesar's leg sprained

Rohit - Who Kesar?

MSD - His horse

Jaddu - my favorite horse

Rohit - We always stand with each other, tell Jaddu how can we help you?

MSD - Jaddu first tell me when are you coming to Chennai?

Jaddu - Ro mere bhai, you are the best my Kesar's right ankle sprained tell me what to do?

Rohit - Come on personal chat mere bhai, I am there na to help you, it doesnt matter who goes, people come and go, its a part of life

Ash - I am packing my bag, tell me will it be cold in UAE in October November?

Bhuvi - Are you serious? Its hot there all year round

MSD - Its good to keep a jacket though, the malls there are chill, they are on full AC always

Bhuvi - Ya ya Navratri aur Diwali ke kapde bhi lelo, Ganesh Chaturthi ke bhi, and keep Beach shorts and all emergency aajaye toh?

MSD - Bhuvi i am serious about the AC thing.

Bhuvi - Hardik Video call me when you are packing, dont mess your suitcase up, I will guide you always

Shreyas - When we reach UAE we will have a Team India's day out, all of us will go out somewhere when none of us have a match

Kuldeep - And that day we will all wear BLUE

Virat - Done, I listen to what my juniors have to say

MSD - Focus only on IPL, you all will play cricket after so long, dont take it lightly and we all need to stay in the hotels when not practicing, social gatherings are not allowed

Rohit - All will come for the day out

Virat - Except players who dont wear blue

Rohit - Yes we dont like outsiders

Rishabh - or the people who make fake promises so all make a true promise that we will have a day out in UAE

Virat - Chill Rishabh only 1 or 2 people are like that not all

*MSD makes Virat the admin*

*MSD leaves the group*

Bhuvi - I told you guys this wont work

Jassi- And we instead hurt bhai so much that he left the group itself

Virat - It was Ro's idea

Rohit - Shut up it was your idea

Jinks - Before you two start fighting again let me remind you that it was a ROHIRAT joint idea and you two idiots convinced us to do this

Virat - We thought that if we treat bhai like this then he will come back in the team

Rohit - Ya, he loves us so he wont like if we ignore him so he will take his resignation back

Ash - He is Mahi bhai, he thinks over his decisions wisely before he takes them not like you two always acting on impulse

Hardik - If he thought before taking his decisions then he wouldnt have retired

Shreyas -Exactly, he asks us to share our problems with him but he wont do the same

Kuldeep - But we were being tooo rude guys

Virat - Now?

Shikhar - This man has the audacity to ask now what

Jaddu - Itni bhaari bharkam Angrezi

Bhuvi - NO JOKES NOW

Hardik - Agastya is sleeping

Rohit - Cut the crap Hardik, you are like in front of me

Jaddu - This is not the time for jokes

Shikhar - Look who is speaking

Virat - Why did you guys say yes tot he plan if you didnt think of this

Hardik - We had to think?

Rahul - You guys said its a full proof plan so we sad yes to it

Ash - The last time when ROHIRAT made a full proof plan?

Jaddu - They were not born yet

Jinks - Another word and you are out

Bhuvi - Silence, think of a back up

Jassi - We need ot get bhai back in the group

Kuldeep - Before that we need to get closure on this

Yuzi - Kuliya is right, we need to stop our stupid plans and accept that he retired from international cricket but not as our bhai

Rishabh - Only one person has that place of a mentor, guide, big bro and what not reserved in our hearts and it will always be that

Shreyas - You guys are right, we need to be on terms with this now and not hurt bhai by these stupid plans, no offense but we are being reckless

Virat - WHAT DO I DO THEN? ACCEP THAT BHAI RETIRED

Rohit- EXACTLY, WE TOLD BHAI THAT WE HAVE ACCEPTED IT AND YOU WONT RETIRE FROM OUR HEARTS AND ALL BUT ALL THAT JUST SOUNDS GOOD, IT DOESNT FEEL GOOD

Ash - You both are right, we feel the same but we cant hurt bhai as well, think in that way

Bhuvi - Lets just accept it for Mahi bhai

Virat - Whats the plan

Jinks - First accept that bhai retired, and yes take your time, a day, a month, anything but accept it, the more you delay that the more you will hurt yourself and bhai

Rohit - Why is it so hard

Ash - Message in this group only when you accept that

Rishabh - I cant see Mahi bhai upset, though I cant see him now, but I cant imagine that as well, so I accept it, I just want Mahi bhai with us whether he is in the team or out

Yuzi - I have a plan

Kuldeep - What?

Yuzi - First did all do the first step?

Virat - Anything for bhai what is the plan?

Yuzi- Lets post Sorry Mahi bhai on Instagram

Rohit - Kick him out someone kick him out, you will tell everything to the whole world or what?

Hardik - I have abetter one, lets organise a party for Mahi bhai

Bhuvi - He is the second one, kick him out also, he wants to party in these times and first of all that too when all of us are in different places

Hardik - ZOOM PARTIES EXIST, but get your own drinks

Virat - I will kick you out now Harry shut up

Jassi - How about going to Chennai and saying sorry?

Rahul - Bhai had forved us to promise that we wont go to Chennai remember?

Jassi - We cant call him in Mumbai also, my brain is not working

Rohit and Virat (At the same time messaged) - IDEA

Shikhar - not again

Jaddu - I rather get kicked by my horse than listen to your ideas

Jinks - Dont annoy me Jaddu and no more ROHIRAT ideas

Virat - Do you have another plan?

Rohit - No right? Then listen to us

Bhuvi - This is the last time we will do that, now tell ONLY BECAUSE WE HAVE NO OTHER PLAN

Virat - Tell me one thing we were never able to do until now with bhai?

Kuldeep - Win against him in PUBG

Hardik - Or FIFA

Jassi - Basically any videogames

Rohit - Galat jawab, aap 1 crore rupay haar gaye, do mujhe

Shikhar - So if I have the right answer I get 1 crore

Jinks - Seriously? Vi Ro what is it tell no suspense

Rohit - Sahi Jawab hain

Virat - Drum rolls please, clap clap, a round of applause, taalyian

Rahul - Ya now play the keyboard, table bajao, hoot, scream, shout

Virat - Yes do all that

Ash - Vi, some seriousness here? This attitude wont make us not take a revenge on you and Ro for that useless plan

Rohit - Correct answer - We were never able to prank Mahi bhai

Jaddu - Why didnt I think of this

Bhuvi - No please no brains conversation now

Hardik - You dont have brains to think Jaddu

Bhuvi - Was I speaking in gibberish?

Hardik - How am I supposed to hear you?

Bhuvi - Common sense Harry I meant typing

Virat - SHUT UP

Rohit - LISTEN

Rohit - I MEAN READ

Virat - We will add Mahi bhai back and make him the admin

Rohit - And remove Virat from the admin

Virat - That was not the part of the plan

Rohit - If we keep Virat as admin then we make me an admin

Shikhar - Cut that admin part and move ahead

Virat - I am sitting where should I move?

Shreyas - He meant continue with the plan

Rohit - Ya so then when we add Mahi bhai back we will write that we played a prank on you

Virat - Ya we will say that we were acting like we were upset and all that but we were

Rohit - And you believed that we were and left the group, and you got pranked

Bhuvi - This idea is not as bad as it sounds

Jassi - Is it a full proof one though?

Virat - This has to work

Rohit - Add bhai

Jinks- Just review it

*Virat adds MSD*

*Virat makes MSD the admin*

MSD - I know that you played a prank on me anything else?

Virat - WTH

Rohit - How?

Shikhar - Is there a traitor in the group?

Jinks - I asked you all to review it

Jaddu - How does Mahi bhai know that it was a prank and still got pranked

MSD - You guys think that you are smart?

MSD - And can tell me anything and I will believe it?

Rahul - Can you explain properly like in detail in understandble language?

MSD - Hardik's ZOOM PARTY with get your own drinks, Jassi's lets go to Chennai, Accept that Mahi bhai retired, the previous plan was a ROHIRAT plan and so is this one to show that you guys played a prank on me.

Hardik - Ik my Zoom Party was the best but these idiots said no, it would have worked

Ash - You realize that this plan didnt worl because bhai knew everything and how but?

MSD - You guys think I have only one number or what?

Rohit - Wait noooooooo

MSD - Yess

Virat - Yes kya no yes ho raha hain

Rohit - Use your non existant brain Vi

Virat- I got it now

Jinks - Grace us with what you got it now

MSD - You guys didnt prank me but I did

Hardik - Nahiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

Bhuvi - Howw

MSD - I have 2 numbers and both are in this group

Rohit - So we failed at this

Virat - Again

MSD - But I didnt, you all understood that all I want is that you all come to terms with the fact that I retired which you all did