Smriti - This is so annoying

Harman - Ab kya hua isse

Jemi - Smriti's right this is annoying

Smriti - Very very annoying Jemi

Radha - You two realize that we cant understand your telepathy its too top notch for us

Poonam - Exactly please explain whats annoying Smriti and Jemi

Smriti - Every single thing is annoying in this whole world

Jemi - Every single freaking minute thing

Shafali - WIPL got over and my school online started again why??? 😭😭😭😭

Jhulan - Calm down Shefali and go study for now

Shefali - No Juhlu di this is not fair

Smiriti - Exactly its sooo annoying

Jhulan - Since when did you start school again? Dont tell me that your 12th board certificate is fake

Harman - Smriti's secret - She decided to finally get her college degree everytime we had a zoom call and Smriti want there, she was studying

Smriti- What the hell Harryyyyyyy

Jemi - I knew that as well and everything is so annoying

Smriti - Every single thing in the world

Mithali - What is wrong with these two?

Harleen - Exactly kabse ek hi cheez bol rahe hain yaar

Smriti - Because this is annoying

Veda - Jemi dont you dare type anything and tell the problem instead warna ........

Shafali - Veda di in gundagiri mood

Veda - I am the gunda

Jhulan - I can imgine Veda raising her collars or trying to search for an emoji with a girl raising her collars , there isnt one so dont waste your time Veda

Smriti - Everything is annoying

Jemi - Very annoying

Veda - I will kick them out now

Radha - Veda, are you the admin?

Veda - Dr. J please please kick them out , I beg you

Jhulan - Let me see what their problem is first

Shafali - Gunda mood turned off

Jemi - Life is annoying ooooyeahhh

Smriti - Very very annoying ooooyeah

Jemi - We feel annoyed oooyeahhh

Smriti - And people think we shouldnt be annoyed oooyeah

Jemi - But why should we not be annoyed oooyeahhhh

Smriti - They are the ones annoying us oooyeah

Harleen - Why didnt you two involve me in this writing song thing mahn? Jemi? Smriti ?

Jhulan - Only thing they have in their song is ooooyeah and why is there no space between oo and yeah

Harman - They dont know spellings, Shafali help them

Shafali - Diiiii yaar not again okay I know you are doing this because I am still in school

Smriti - Life mein hain problems

Jemi - Problems ka bhandaar

Smriti - What do we do know

Jemi - We do not know at all

Mithali - On a really serious note, Jemi and Smriti whats the hell is wrong? and I dont want a Jemi and Smriti written song as an answer

Smriti - There is a problem

Jhulan - Tell us, I am there I will help

Jemi - its a huge problem in fact

Radha - Phir se Jemi yaar dont repeat what Smriti is saying in an exagerated maaner

Jemi - Basically what is happening is not fair

Harman - Can we know what is happening

Smriti - Cricket

Harleen - Kuch nahi samajh mein aa raha yaar explain properly

Veda - Exactly dont make jalebis

Deepti - I dont get how jalebis got involved here

Shikha - Vesa meant baat ko gol gol mat ghumao, Smriti Jemi continue

Veda - See you need brians to understand my great references, congrats Shikha you have 1% of it

Shafali - Its brains no brians

Harman - See thats why are ask them to learn spellings from you

Shafali - Harryyy dii

Smriti - This is not fairrr

Jemi - Not at all fairrrr

Mithali - Here they go

Jhulan - One more time you two rant about the fact that something is wrong and not tell us what exactly is wrong I will kick you two out

Smriti - You all know the problem

Jemi - Yes you all do

Veda - First of all Jemi why the hell are you repeating Smriti mahn

Veda - and second of all my life doesnt have any problems so you all share your life problems I will help out

Jemi - this is one common problem so this problem is yours as well

Harman - Jemi finally realizes that she has her own identity

Radha - What is the common problem?

Poonam - Let me guess

Harman - Already these two idiots created soo much suspense and now the guess game

Smriti - I will tell the problem now , its cricket

Jemi - yes, cricket

Poonam - How is cricket a problem

Smriti- Sorry sorry, not cricket, everything in cricket is a problem

Mithali - Explain properly

Jemi - we will

Smriti - See we just had a WIPL but we played only 3 matches mahn

Jemi - Exactly how is that even an IPL mahn

Smriti - We need atleast 5 teams, I will captain one, Mithali di the 2nd one, Harry the 3rd one, Jemi the 4th one and Harleen the 5th one

Deepti - Smriti get back to reality we have only 3 teams as of now

Jemi - Exactly and thats not even fair

Smriti - Chalo I agree we atleast got to get back on field play matches and all but what next?

Jemi - Mens team are off to Australia, IPL was like a warm up to them but us? It was the only thing

Smriti - Look at the number of matches in IPL 60, WIPL only 4 like what the hell yaar make more teams make more matches

Jemi - We like accept what ever we get doesnt mean we dont want more yaar, we are no less, if we are given a fair number of matches we wont only reach finals the next time but also win it

Harman - I actually agree these 3 matches felt like a warm up, we never got in the grove cause we never got the time

Smriti - Exactly you know the joy of winning comes when everyone is in the same level of form

Veda - Well I do have a problem in life then girls

Shafali - I have an idea, lets protest

Harleen - How? We want cricket! Like that? in that way we will not even get what we are getting

Deepti - We got to be patient with it or else our impatience will spoil things you know

Mithali - See girls,

Jhulan - We have done a lot to get even what we have now as female cricketers

Mithali - But you girls do deserve more so the fight is in your hands now

Jhulan - We can only guide you girls now so first thing is let your bat and ball talk when you get a chance because things really where getting better before COVID but now I understand you girls feel like back to square 1

Radha - But we dont even know when is our next match now, like BCCI kept a WIPL thats great but like things are so uncertain for us we need to be ready whenever they say there is a series like mens cricket knew that its Aus after IPL but we dont have any idea about whats next and when

Veda - Girls let do gundagiri, I have a plan, lets hack into BCCI's system and send a mail to any one country we want to play with asking for a series

Harman - I love the plan but we dont have any hacker in the team mahn

Shafali - Harry di cant edit pictures properly and she needs a hacker

Jhulan - By you need to fight we dont mean do anything nonsensical, if you play well in your next chance BCCI will be forced to give you all more matches, and how Sourav sir has been prompt in getting Mens cricket back on track hopefully he will help in growing Womens cricket

Jemi - See I will wait okay but not more than a month, I cant stay at home again yaar

Smriti - See if people dont listen to us seriously then Jemi and I will become double trouble

Mithali - THat you two already are

Jemi - Diiii