Virat - Congratulationssssss

Rohit - And Celebrationssss

MSD - I want the world to know I am happy as I can be

Rohit - I forgot the lyrics after this

Virat - I was supposed to continue after this Ro

MSD - I cant believe I agreed to do this with you two

Hardik - What did you agree to do with them Bittu bhaiya.

MSD - I agreed to type the congratulations and celebrations song on chats but they ruined it Chittu

Hardik - Very bad Vi and Ro, I would have done it more properly right Bittu bhaiya?

MSD - Cant say anything about that Chittu

Rahul - Hey boys

Virat - Rahuliyaaaaa my moiiiii

Rahul - Bye boys

Virat - Why did he leave?

Hardik - Because you were trying to pull of a Mahi bhai

Rohit - Pull off a Mahi bhai?

Shreyas - He meant that remember when Mahi bhai drove Harry away by giving him a chip, like that only Virat drove Rahul away by calling him by his pet name

Virat - Hello Shreya

Shreyas - Umm tata

Rohit - Vi cant pull off a Mahi bhai, Mahi bhai didnt even have to speak anything to drive Harry off

Virat - I am not driving anyone away

Hardik - Doesnt look like that, you drove shreyas and rahul away

Virat - i didnt

Rohit - Harry is smarted than you VI

Virat adds Shubman

Shubman - Where am I?

Virat - team whatsapp group

Shubman - Ohhhhh okayy hello bhiayas

Virat - Shubh tell me, do I drive people away?

Shubman - No bhaiya never have you ever done that

Rohit - Dont become Vi's chamcha, he wont be there for the next few weeks, I will

Virat - But you have to say the truth Shubh, I will save you from Mumbai if Rohit tries troubling you

Shubman - Why wasnt I added to this group before?

Virat - We were waiting for you to make a debut

Rohit - This is the gift from us for making a debut now tell doesnt Vi drive people away?

Virat - I dont right?

MSD - Spare the kid and Shubh tell me where are the rest of them?

Shubman- Post match photoshoot is going on

Virat - Why are you here then?

Shubman - Mine is over, because I am speed

Yuzi - Hello from Mahi bhai's house

Rishabh - HOW THE HELL ARE YOU IN MAHI BHAI'S HOUSE

Shubman - Wasnt your photoshoot still going on?

Rishabh - Its over Shubh, I am right next to you now

Yuzi - I AM IN DUBAI IN MAHI BHAI'S HOUSE

Rahul - Now I know why Mahi bhai is online

Shreyas - Why?

Rahul - Yuzi is boring Mahi bhai

Yuzi - MAHI BHAI, AM I BORING YOU?

MSD- No tilli and stop typing in caps its annoying

Kuldeep - Is Yuzi really there?

Yuzi - I can send pictures

Kuldeep - I WANT TO COME TO DUBAIIIIII

Yuzi - Come then

Rahul - Yeh Honeymoon ke liye Dubai gaya hain ki dosto se milne?

Shreyas - You know why he chose Dubai as a honey moon spot despite staying in Dubai for 2 months for IPL

Hardik - Even you went to Dubai so shut up

Yuzi - I WILL GIVE A BREAKING NEWS UNTIL THE REST FROM AUS JOIN BACK THE CHAT

Rohit - Do anything but typing in caps

Yuzi - Sammy isnt even near you

Rohit - It will wake me up

Yuzi - You are not sleeping and you are listening to the breaking news

Virat - Can you just spill out the breaking news already ?

Rohit - You are in quarantine, which train do you have to catch that you are in such a hurry

Virat - I am busy even in quarantine okay, I need to workout now

Rohit - Who works out in a hotel room?

Virat - MR. ROHIT GURUNATH SHARMA, DONT TELL ME THAT YOU DIDNT WORKOUT FOR 14 WHOLE DAYS

Yuzi - MY BREAKING NEWS

Rohit - why should i tell you if i worked out or not

Virat - BECAUSE I AM YOUR CAPTAIN

Rohit - Exactly, you are not my trainer

Virat - I SHOULD BE YOU KNOW BECAUSE YOU ARE ONE USELESS IDIOT

MSD - Shushhhhh what is this VI, Ro

Virat - ROHIT IS ONE LAZY PERSON HE DIDNT WORKOUT FOR 14 WHOLE DAYS

MSD - You mean 2 weeks?

Virat - 14 WHOLE DAYS BHAI

Hardik - 1 week has 7 days, 2 weeks = 2x7 = 14 days Mahi bhai is right 2 weeks, 14 days its the same thing Virat

Rahul - I CAN DIE IN PEACE

Jassi - HARDIK GOT MATHS RIGHT

Rishabh - 👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀

Shreyas - Harry tell what is 1+1

Hardik - 11

Rishabh - This is still Harry only guys

Rahul - For once Harry I thought that you got some brains

Jassi - YOU WILL NEVER EVER EVEN TRY TEACHING AGASTYA MATHS

Shreyas - For your kind information Harry, 1+1 is 2

Ash - Shreyas why is a math class going on here?

Shreyas - Scroll up Ash

Ash - Gosh Harry even adhya and Akhira know that 1+1= 2

Jinks - They know more than that Ash

Yuzi - IS EVERYONE HERE?

Jinks - What happened? We know you are at Mahi bhai's house

Rishabh - He will send pictures of him and Mahi bhai now

Jaddu - Then he will send pictures of the food bhabhi made

Kuldeep- Basically get us jealous

Hardik - Kuli is on our side wohooooo

Yuzi - ARRE I HAVE NEWS

Virat - Can you finally tell what the news is instead of telling that you have a news

Yuzi - So we went to Mahi bhai's house in Dubai, it is so nice you know, we had so much fun

Kuldeep - I told you he is going to make us jealous

Rahul - I love how Kuli is not defending Yuzi for once

Kuldeep - Because even I want to go to mahi bhai's house

Hardik - Basically Kuli means that for him Mahi bhai >>>>>>> Yuzi

Kuldeep - Anyday

Rohit - Umm this is fishy

Virat - Dont tell another line more of your breaking news Yuzi and tell me, did you and Kuli fight?

Jassi - I highly suspect they did

Yuzi - Kuli started it

Kuldeep - It was Yuzi's fault

Hardik- THEY ACTUALLY FOUGHT 👀👀👀👀

Shikhar - no they cried

Virat - Wait SHIKHI I WILL KICK YOU OUT ONE DAY, I DONT WANT A WARNER IN MY TEAM

Shreyas - That video was funny Shikhi paajI

Rohit - And that Warner video killed me I died laughing

Virat- then you are chatting from heaven?

MSD - Can we get back to KULCHA

Kuldeep - He got married , when I wasnt there

Yuzi - I cant drag you from Australia and make you miss the Tests just so you can attend my wedding

Kuldeep - You can postpone the wedding you know

Rohit - What a valid topic to be fighting on

Virat - I agree, I wont interfere

Rohit - You cannot because Yuzi followed your footsteps

Virat - See i had reasons like a wedding in India would be tiring, you all had a series, and so on

Yuzi - I have better reasons, its COVID times, you all would have had to quarantine both ways which is time consuming, we wanted to get married this year itself kyunki kal ho na ho

Kuldeep - Okay but do you realize that I havent met my sister in law even once, NOT EVEN ONCE

Virat - She is nice and fun Kuli

Kuldeep - YOU CANNOT TAKE HIS SIDE BHAIYA

Bhuvi - Look how sweetly Kuli is shouting at you Vi 😂😂

Kuldeep - I am not shouting at you virat bhaiya

Yuzi - See it isnt my fault that COVID came and she came for the RCB vs KKR

Kuldeep - She came but you didnt make me meet her

Yuzi - You could have met her on your own, she knows that yuo are in the Indian Cricket team and you are my friend

Kuldeep - I am not your friend YUZVENDRA CHAHAL

Yuzi - Okay fine even I am not

MSD - What nonsense is this?

Virat - What nonsense Mahi bhai?

MSD - This fight Kulcha is having and why arent any of you making an effort to stop it

Rohit- Because we are giving them time to sort it out just like you do

MSD - Gosh there are different type of fights and people the same technique doesnt work for all, god knows what you all will do without me

Kuldeep - Isnt Yuzi at fault bhai?

Yuzi - Yeh sirf rai ka pahad bana raha hain

MSD - Yuzi, Dhanashree is your fiancé so you should have taken her to meet Kuli who is your bro, and best friend, and Kuli since he is already married now, why not bless the couple?

Kuldeep - He has to say sorry first

MSD - YUZI

Yuzi - Okay fine only because bhai refused to serve me dinner if I dont

Yuzi - -Sorry

Kuldeep - It is not okay but its okay

Hardik - I DONT GET ONE THING, DID THE FIGHT GET OVER?

Yuzi - Sorry

Kuldeep - I forgive you

Hardik - THANKS FOR ENDING THE FIGHT I WANT TO KNOW THE BREAKING NEWS NOW

Rohit - Stop typing in caps Harry

Yuzi - So when I entered the house, I could smell the amazing food bhabhi was cooking

Rishabh - Basically you are getting us jealous about the fact that we havent had home cooked food from IPL thats like than 4 months now

Yuzi - Then we were talking and bhabhi called bhai for help okay, guess what bhai did

MSD - I will remove tilli from the group

Yuzi - Bhai went in, tasted the food and came back

Virat - Hain? How was that a help

MSD - I will actually remove you out if you say a word more tilli

Yuzi - You called me tilli in front of dhana, I am just taking revenge

MSD - Bade bhai se kaun badla leta hain?

Yuzi - Exactly what I asked bhai how did you help bhabhi, he said that he tasted the food and said its perfect

Rohit - Yeh kaunsa help hua

Jaddu - I thought by help bhabhi meant take all the plates to the take, then the food and set the table up

Jinks - Thats exactly what it means Jaddu

Yuzi - And guess what bhabhi did next?

MSD - Tilli I will actually kick you out

Yuzi - Bhabhi got the food out, she served everyone except Mahi bhai and when Mahi bhai sat two minutes later, his plate wasnt there, all the food in the bowls was over because bhabhi purposely served it all to us and bhai didnt get food. Bhai went to the kitchen to check if there was any food. Bhabhi had kept the food in the fridge so he had to remove it from the fridge, reheat it then get his plate out and the food for him and the deserts and all bhabhi had kept inside.

Virat - What Mahi bhai? You should have helped bhabhi when she asked only na, see you had to do double hardwork, you had to reheat everything for yourself

Rohit - I properly help ritsy when she asks me so I am not lazy, mahi bhai is, no one will call me lazy now

MSD - Tilli just made this story up

Yuzi - Bhabhi even made bhai take all the plates and bowls inside, she made sure that no one helps him in that, because he didnt help her and tried acting over smart by telling that food tasting is a help because he is making sure that the food is perfect and the guests like it whereas we arent even guests and I always like bhabhi's food

Yuzi - Luckily there was a dishwasher or else she would have made him wash the dishes too, thats what bhabhi said because she was annoyed

Jinks - I cant believe mahi bhai did that

Hardik - Bhai you only told me that never try to be over smart in front of your wife and you only did that

Ash- Well dont let bhabhi tell this to prithi because she might do this the next time I dont help her

Jaddu - Same Reeva is searching for things to annoy and trouble me

Shikhar - How can the person who annoys everyone be annoyed?

Bhuvi - Next time Reeva bhabhi want to annoy you ask her to team up with us, we would love to see ou getting annoyed

Bhuvi- And Mahi bhai, very bad, this was not expected from you

Yuzi - Sakshi bhabhi also said that, "Dont think that you are too smart Mr. Dhoni, if you think that those whites show how wise and smart you are then you are wrong they instead show how much of your brains you are loosing instead." I qouted exactly what she said

Rishabh - YASSSSSSSSSSS BHABHI HATES THE WHITE HAIR LOOK OF BHAI AS MUCH AS I DO YASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

Shreyas - Too much excitement is not good Rishu

Rishabh - I am making a plan with bhabhi on how I can help her get bhai's black hair back

Hardik - I am in

Jassi - You make a plan on how to get your own hair back first

Rahul - Roasted!!!!

Rahul - Lets ask bhabhi to colour bhai's hair when he is sleeping and give him a cool haircut

MSD - First thing, stop chatting like I dont exist in the group and second thing you think that I am such a deep sleeper that I wont realize that someone is cutting and coloring my hair?

Virat - You need to get a cool type of hair but bhai

Hardik - If you want I can go to Dubai to do that

MSD - I dont want to go bald Harry

Hardik- Arre I do good hair cut

MSD - Your hair tells me that se well

Jinks-

Rohit - Pujji whats wrong with you?

Rohit- You look like a school kid

Pujji - You had to put this pic here Jinks? There were better ones too

Ash - This ones going on social media too thanks Jinks

Pujji - No i look bad in this

Ash - I dont care, I look pretty cool in it

Pujji- I didnt know this was being clicked

Jaddu - You were standing around 5 people who were posing, in front of a camera, how can you not know that this was being clicked?

Pujji - I was still not ready with my pose I mean

Virat - YOu dont know how to pose Pujji, done make excuses

Rohit - Post it Ash go ahead, I will roast him there also

Pujji - 🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️

Jaddu - Go ahead Ash even I look good in that picture

Jinks - You are the odd one out Jaddu, we all have changed, except you

Yuzi - Any one wants to get jealous more? If yes then I will do Chahal TV with Ziva and send it to you all

Rishabh - I bet Mahi bhai must have refused to do it with him so you went to Zivu

Yuzi - I GOT ONE MORE BREAKING NEWS

MSD - If you want ice cream then you are not opening your mouth tilli

Yuzi - Forget I every said that i had a breaking news

Virat - Nooooo tellll

Rohit - I want to knowwwww

Rishabh - Did you manage to get Mahi bhai get a cool haircut?

Yuzi - I need ice cream bye