Me: ok today we are reacting to taang.

Katara: which is?

Me: Toph and aang.

Toph spits out water.

Aang: huh?

Katara: what?!

Sokka Suki and Zuko: oop.

Toph: will it be like me and katara no lovey dovey stuff.

Me: well it was kinda hard to find nice lovey dovey stuff for katoph most katoph stuff are not lovey dovey but for taang it's both.

Toph: oh Gosh no.

Katara: please say you didn't pick the lovey dovey stuff.

Me: well about that.

Toph: dang it.

Katara: oh gosh.

Aang: oof

Sokka: Suki pass the popcorn.

Zuko: oh and the fire flakes.

Suki: you guys have legs get it.

Me: okay let's start.

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Katara: why is me and Zuko there?

Me: well I don't think this is true for everyone but a lot of zutara shippers don't want Aang to be exactly alone so they either ship Aang with onji-

Katara: not onji.

Me: yeah and obviously also Toph.

Toph: no offence twinkle toes but There is in no way I would date you. You are not my type.

Sokka: you have a type?

Toph: eh.

Katara: ooh Toph has a type.

Toph: I should've not said that.

Suki: what you type Toph?

Toph: noneya.

Sokka: noneya

Toph: yeah none of your business.

Sokka: ooh I have heard of that before.

Katara: yeah with those guys.

Aang: yeah before we found Toph.

Katara: come on Toph tell.

Toph: stop it sugarqueen.

Suki: Toph.

Toph: no

Sokka: okay okay stop she doesn't want to tell. Then she won't.

Toph: thank you snoozels.

Me: thoughts on the fan art?

Katara: it's meh.

Aang: it's..... nice?

Suki: it's okay. Sorry just more of a kataang person.

Sokka: despite all the oogies. Same here.

Zuko: it's okay.kinda off.

Toph. One word. NO

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Katara: 😠

Toph: no thanks. If that was really me I would earthbend you out of this world.

Aang: I can help you do that with my air bending.

Sokka: ooh I wonder how high you'll go.

Zuko: maybe you'd Gould try it sometimes

Suki: no are you guys stupid.

Katara: what if Aang gets hurt?

Aang: I'll be fine I can airbend.

Katara: I know but still.

Aang: okay we won't try it.

Sokka: can we try it just once.

Katara gave sokka the are you 'kidding me' Look

Sokka: okay okay message delivered.

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Toph: okay that is supposed to be sugarqueen not me and I would like to keep it that way.

Aang: same.

Katara: I really liked that dance so Yeah.

Toph: yeah we know you liked that dance. 😏

Katara blushed.

Aang: yea it was fun.

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Suki: cute but no

Toph: NOPE.

Sokka: hey look it's the meteorite I gave you.

Toph: oh yeah.

Zuko: the back looks like the jasmine dragon.

Katara: oh.....yeah...... it does..... 😠

Aang: it's nice. They drew it well but the taang is no sorry.

Toph: hey feeling is mutual don't have to be sorry.

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Me: so what did you think?

Katara: it was nice kind off.

Toph: Big nope.

Aang: agreed.

Sokka: it was nice-ish

Suki: like I said more of kataang here but it was cute I guess.

Zuko: ooh you know what I just realised.

Everyone else: what?

Zuko: if you remove ka from kataang it becomes taang.

Sokka: oh it does!

Aang: yeah your right it does!

The three girls look at each other.

Toph: really?

Zuko: yeah.

Katara: what's so exciting about that.

Zuko: uhhh

Sokka: it's just a discovery that's all.

Suki: so?

Aang: I don't know.

The girls: 🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️

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