《The Forgotten legend of the north》Chapter 10. Shortcuts wears boots.
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"p...p....please dont eat me...im...sorry" struggled to whim the faerie still squeezed tight in Valdezie hand.
"That depends on how you taste" threat Valdezie
"¡¡What!!??" Shouted the blue haired faerie unison with Rah.
"What?...if it taste good...I dont see the problem" comes Valdezie reply.
"...please...miss...I'm....sorry..but don't let that monster eat me" Cried the faerie.
"Nobody is going to eat nobody" stated Rah.
"Ehh???" growled Valdezie as a complain.
"T...t..thank you" with tears flowing from the faerie's eyes.
"on the contrary, we should apologize, we must had come to your territory by accident and you were only trying to defend it, isn't it?" explained Rah
The faerie slowly nods still trapped on Valdezie's hand
"Valdezie ,can you please let our friend lose?" -Rah
"friend?..." asked Valdezie while opening his hand freeing the faerie.
"What is your name?? " asked Rah
"...J...J...Jahan..." respond the 15 cm tall faerie with blue hair and blue eyes, two clear wings started flapping as he started to fly near Rah.
"So Jahan, could you tell us if there is shortcut to Makondo??" Asked Valdezie
"I'm not going to tell you anything, you faerie eater!!!" complained Jahan
"fair enough and to Rah?"-Valdezie
"Rah?...you mean the miss?" -Jahan
"Yeah, Rah is my name pleased to meet you" Said Rah with a happy and bright smile.
"Pleased...to meet you....too" replied a blushed Jahan.
"you see, we were a group and we got lost, so I need to go to my guild to lets them know" Rah explained
"oohh....I see, you are lying to take advantage of him...very clever you are" Interrupted the faerie eater.
"what??" -Jahan
"you....*sigh the story is a little more complex but without the details is better" -a frustrated Rah.
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"The details?"-Jahan
"mmm...minor details, such as.... I was gravely injured so Rah saved my life then I became his slave and there is this woman and ghouls and stuff...."Valdezie explained with his rough and raspy voice all that happened to himself and to Rah while little Jahan nods to the bad explanation which Valdezie gives to him.
"Mmm....I see, Oh right" Jahan clapped his hands as to has come to a decision.
"I will transport you to Makondo using magic"
"What??¡¡¡¡!!"-Rah
"Great"-Valdezie
"well, there is a condition" blush the faerie
"which is?" pressured Valdezie
"A kiss..."-Jahan
"Eehhhh!!!........If its means to save Gabriel and Louie....okay come here" Stated a nervous Rah
"eehhh master, you cant be so easily persuaded....we can still torture him" Whispered Valdezie into Rah's fluffy ears.
"Miss Rah, I appreciate your offer but....I dont want your kiss...."
"............that " -Rah
".....means" -Valdezie
"...You wants a kiss of who????"-Valdezie and Rah
"That is obvious, a kiss of the maniac faerie eater"-Jahan
"Why???" -Rah
Valdezie trying to escape hide himself in a bush, the problem is that no bush is big enough for Valdezie's body or horns.
"mmmm....you see, fairies can learn memories and knowledge of your past and kin"-Jahan
"...then if you kiss Valdezie you will not only get his memories back, you will also know about the goats demi-humans?"-Rah
"exactly, now think how valuable are the information about a extinct race?"-Jahan
"I....Im feeling used" said Valdezie giving up on his escape plan.
"*sigh, it can't be helped" -Valdezie
Jahan tried to get close to Valdezie's lips but in the last second Valdezie recoiled.
"W..wait hold on, is my first kiss you know...buy me a drink first or something" Said an angry Valdezie
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"mmmm....wait here" said Jahan leaving and coming back with a bottle full of green water and gives it to Valdezie.
"Drink this, it will help you"-Jahan
Valdezie drinked it without thinking
"mmm...what is it?" Rah asked
"A local drink, made of herbs, it works as alcohol and aphrodisiac" -Jahan
"Aphrodi..what" Rah and Valdezie complained
"Now then"-Jahan Kissed Valdezie
The kiss didn't last for 15 seconds yet it leaved a deeper scar to Rah than Valdezie who couldn't stop blushing nor watching the scene.
"I know I am not in the sane side but, Rah....you are in another level" said a disappointed Valdezie
after minutes of panting Rah asked as nothing has happened to Jahan
"So....what is what you know about Valdezie?"
".........."
"Jahan?"
"....is....better...to keep it a secret...it will be better for everyone.."
"why?" -Rah
"well...you..see"
"Do not answer" Interrupted Valdezie
"The gods let me reborn with no thought of my past, we shouldn't go against them"
"....but..."-Rah
"You better trust him"-Jahan
"Now you filthy faerie I have give you what you desired so use your magic and transport us to a bar, I have to forget kissing a fly" Stated Valdezie
"As you wish" Jahan said while flying around Valdezie and Rah sparks started appearing and soon enough the scene started changing into the one of a bar, Charlotte the Harlot' Bar.
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