She was completely insane!

Argentrix was all over his laser bike.

We arrived in Salt lake city in the evening and she said to me, "Well, what are we doing here? It's all flat and there's only salt!"

Me:" That's what's great about it!"

The rain had just fallen and the water had just evaporated before showing a perfect mirror.

As soon as the last puddles disappeared I threw a rod she grabbed and a motorcycle appeared under her belly.

VROOOOMMMM, no time to explain, she was going at full speed!

I had to put on full throttle to TRIAL to try to catch her.

"HAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAA" she shouted...

She tried to turn and....Not bad for my wrist strap!

I was proud of her. She's in control!

We rode around for two hours on our motorcycles, playing dumb, and then we roared the engines.

We roar together to make even more noise.

Then she stopped, excited!

"Hey, in the abyss, are there circuits?

Will we ever go shopping?

Yes, but you haven't seen everything yet. If you press the button here, a wall of light is created behind you. I also have this and the goal of the game is for the other one to crash into the laser wall. You crash, you lose and the bike goes out!

You can pull on the wall to break it, but you have to pull it several times and it's not easy.

Shall we try it?

Argentrix was stronger than me! I used to take the walls all the time. She was creating labyrinths in her head and calculating faster than me.

Then after having a good time, we took back our dragon shape and fell asleep embraced with our wings as blankets and the sky as the ceiling.

We used to kiss all the time...

In the early morning, we were woken up by the police and a helicopter. Obviously, they had never seen a dragon before in their lives.

They were ignored but journalists were insistent and I stood up and waited for him to ask me questions

the journalist was working for Fox and they were preparing a report on rocket car races and the organizers had seen our laser walls from afar and finally came upon us as dragons. They were afraid and called the police who were informed by the army that we were "normal" US citizens, a couple of them!

The female journalist, in her thirties, stammered, "Are you talking?"

"Yes, what do you want?"

Journalist: "Are you dragons?"

I said, "Yes, I think so? And you? by pointing at my wife... by laughing"

Argentrix:" Yes, I think so??? Well, maybe! HAHAHAHA!"

The journalist relaxed in front of these mastodons that we were.

Journalist: "What are you doing here? Weren't you supposed to stay in Alaska?"

Me: "We are not forbidden to travel... and we have not broken any laws as far as I know..."

Journalist:" Ah, yes... But you are dragons... from another world, aren't you?"

Me: "I was born here and this is my world. And technically I am the last land dragon and I am proud of it! This is my wife Argentrix known as the Silver Great. "

Journalist: "And what was she doing in the other world?"

Argentrix: "I took care of the orphans, to find them new families. That's where we met at the orphanage."

The journalist was told that she was a noble and great-great-great-granddaughter of the dragon emperor who ruled over all races of the empire.

So you want us to call you Princess?

Argentrix: "You should call me Princess Argentrix or Great Silver but here I am only Argentrix, Ivan's wife."

So you're officially married then?

We showed him our marriage certificate:

"We still have to have a family celebration with the Indians but we wait for it to cool down."

Journalist: "Oh, I see, you ran away and got married in secret... -Great report...

You know there's a good chance they'll see this story on TV? Can you tell them a message?"

Me:" I'll say it in draconian but we'll translate it for you. It's funny how dragons growl... You know I was born human....."

Journalist: "You were born human??????? and what's it like to be like that?"

Me:" Yes, but I can't say any more we have our private life to save. But I'm happy to be with my dragoness! Nothing matters more to the world than her. But my mom and dad also count... and I'm going to be an uncle!

GROAAAR! And I'm going to have a little sister too! GROOOAAAAR!

in dragonica: "Goldur and Auronne, I regret having hurt you, but I love Argentrix.

I won't get between you and her, but I want you to know that I love you very much and I would like us to be a united and happy family. Gold, power and politics are things that pass that are lost and can be regained, but not love.

I'm sorry to be a black dragon but I'm proud of who I am and I'm not ashamed of it.

If you are the day and I am the night, we all have our role on earth and under no circumstances are we enemies. I am proud to have your daughter as a wife and I would be even happier if we could put our differences aside and think about building a future for our children."

The journalist shed a tear:" So you are on your honeymoon!

How does it feel to be a dragon? You haven't answered me yet!"

I: "Mmm, I suffered a lot from the difference, it's a new form of racism. We have to fight all the time to make sure we're not considered an animal. If you want to experience civilization, on the other hand, as a dragon, you are at the top of the food chain and you feel strong and invincible. We are as if cured of fear... Then that feeling of freedom! It's unique.

We want to go somewhere? no need for money or effort, we spread our wings and go. Are you hungry? We collect food in the forest. The world is like a big all-inclusive hotel, you just have to be careful not to hurt or make humans or smaller people suffer. That's the hardest part: watch out for others.

Journalist: "Did you ever want to eat humans?"

Me: "Do you see a little monkey, or a nice cat... do you eat it?? No. Well, it's the same for me. Killing a thinking being is horrible..."

Journalist: "And you fly? With your size no one can resist..."

Me: "Ma'am, I have my credit card and my bank account... you know... I have investments that earn me money too."

Journalist: "Are you spitting fire?"

Me:" Yes, and ice cream too"

Journalist: "And what do you need it for?"

Me: "To hunt, make ice creams, defend yourself and keep our prey fresh to eat later... very practical and also to refresh yourself. And the fire is mainly used to clean our lair, remove germs and fungi, heal ourselves and cook our meat. Also to defend themselves.

One last question: "What makes you think that dragons could have human rights?"

Me: "Excellent question: Dragons can have children with humans... In overseas countries, despite the fact that it's taboo, and that Argentrix doesn't want to talk about it. But hybrids do exist!

So if there were to be discrimination, what would a 1/4 dragon hybrid do?? it would lose its rights for a few scales or a pair of wings?? We dragons are conscious of ourselves!"

Journalist: "That's right, there's nothing wrong with that!"

The journalists eventually left us alone and insisted on compensating us for taking our time.

Journalist: "What could we offer you?"

Me: "MMMMMM yes, I have an idea!

A popcorn party in a drive-in movie theater! See a romantic film or a horror film (I breathed to the journalist: If she is afraid, she will hold herself tighter against me! HEHE!)

We went to the drive-in and a big inflatable mattress was made available to us and we both sat on it and spent our popcorn evening in front of a big screen. We watched A Love Story and finally a slasher, a plot where we had to guess who the killer was...

We didn't care at the end because we spent the end of the film getting bored and I was lying on my back, my long neck on my argentrix belly, eating my popcorns while she chewed my horns with her scratched fingers.

I purring with pleasure like a kitten in the arms of her mother...

I hoped that these moments would last forever... We fell asleep in the parking lot like other lovers who dared to park their car in a parking lot occupied by a couple of dragons.

We were photographed and made the front page of the newspapers.

The articles were rather nice and good-natured. We gave a positive image of the dragons and we avoided giving arguments to hunters who wanted a fantastic trophy...

Then an idea struck me!

"Argentrix, do you like movies? Do you like cartoons?? Do you like hot dogs, hamburgers and all those snacks?"

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TIC TOC TIC TOC TIC TOC TIC TOC TIC TOC!

LA -la LAAA- LA la lallla lalaaa (Dolls' World Music...)

Well-rounded people sailed on the automatic boats and had sparkling eyes after the relaxing visit to the amusement park...

But most of them came here to rest their feet, especially the parents of the children.

At the exit, there was water, fish, hungry ducks although that day the ducks had disappeared and only a few feathers testified to their existence...past

GROOOAAAAAAARRRR!

I made at the exit to impress the visitors.

I had a chain around my neck and Mickey Mouse was holding the other end! We were going around the park and I played the black dragon, the mascot from the last movie and Argentrix the white dragon, chained by Minnie.

We would go around the park and hotels and blow real snow on the children from time to time.

We used to go to the lawns and the kids would climb on us!

Thousands of selfies, photos and films.

People would come running to touch a real dragon.

The park had hired us for a month of madness and we had free access to all the attractions (in humans) and snacks and drinks at will.

We also offered walks on our backs and a short flight of a few moments.

We worked while having fun and Higgins approved because we could create a cover, which was mandatory in the trade.

Being seasonal or extra was also a cover. And also to have a parallel financial year. But it was the exploration of the large theme parks that made us dream. After all, it was our honeymoon.