《Eh? I am Supposed to be Dead But Now I Get a Deadline !?》Side 1 : Error?
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In this room, there is a little girl who loves procrastinating and computer which is being used by the girl.
Yes, It is Milady and her disappointing behavior...
*click* *click* *click*
*tap* *tap* *tap*
*bang* *bang*
"GOT HIM !!" (???)
"Kahahahaha, Ohh.. another one huh? shall i use a grenade~? Hi YA!" (???)
*clink* *tap* *tap* *tap*
....
*BAM*
"KUHAHAHA, That's a blast~~" (???)
*click* *tap* *tap*
"Oh, there is the last one~ Ahhh he won't make it to the safe zone~...
Please die for me, right??" (???)
"Yes~~ Chicken Dinner~" (???)
"Haaah~ Human's entertainment is so fun~~"(???)
"Ahh.... I'm tired....going to take a nap~"(???)
"Milady, Don't you have to do your work??" (???)
"Ahhhh, I don't wannaa~ Claire, Can you handle it for me??" (Milady???)
"That's impossible Milady. Milady is the one who responsible for the system" (Claire)
"Then, i will assign Claire as my representative~~"(Milady???)
"....Milady, I am going to report this to Master." (Claire)
"Ahhhhh !? Don't do that please ! I don't want to be punished by Father...." (Milady???)
"Then, please do your work properly... Milady" (Claire)
"Chiii...., After my nap..right?" (Milady???)
"Okay Milady, Let's sign blood contract for that" (Claire)
"Eh!? Don't doubt me too much? I can do that at least y'know??
And that's quite rude ! Aren't you my servant?" (Milady???)
"Looking at Milady's record, Nobody will able to trust Milday.
Oh, My Master is Milady's Father. This is also Master's command to be strict with Milady. " (Claire)
"Grrr.... Claire is stingy !!!" (Milady???)
*teeeeet* *fatal error**teeeeet* *fatal error*
"Ehhhh!? What did just happen !??" (Milady???)
"Ah... an error in the system, Everything is Milady's fault.."(Claire)
"Eh!? Why is it my fault !? To begin with, the error is not usual error that usually i make !!?" (Milady???)
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"Well, this won't be happen if Milady keeps doing the regular maintence...
...I'm going to report this to Master" (Claire)
"Noooooo!! Please don't report it, Claire.... I beg you.....!!" (Milady???)
"The error serverity is quite bad, Milady" (Claire)
*grin*
"Please, Please, Please~~~ I will give a vacation day !!" (Milady???)
*begging face*
"Ahhh, this error is going to take a lot of time... Probably more than a day~
Eh? What did just you said, Milady?"(Claire)
"Ahhhh....., Then I will listen to Claire's order for once..., Please don't tell Father!!" (Milady???)
"Okay then. I shall accept your request..Let's make blood contract later.
What should i do~~? Milady??" (Claire)
*evil smile*
"Hiiii...... Claire's pure evil ! Don't tell me that Claire is actually a devil !??" (Milady???)
"Hmmmmmmm? Did you just say something, Milady?"(Claire)
"N-N-Nothing." (Milady???)
"Milady, Let's examine the error first.." (Claire)
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"This is.... Wow, the error is quite amazing~ Don't you think so, Milady?" (Claire)
"Don't make such happy face !?
Arghh, the error needs no fix but the effect that has affected the system is quite bad..
Ahhh.... my free time will disappear....." (Milady???)
"Uhhh, what should i do? Everything has resetted, i'm glad i have made the back-up,
the system only went back to 5 years ago..." (Milady???)
"Milady, you should be happy the damage is only 5 years progress...
Hmmm, But I wonder what is Master's expression when He knows this.." (Claire)
"Please... Don't do it, Claire...
I will do two more orders from you...." (Milady???)
"Ufufu, that's a deal, Milady" (Claire)
"Please don't ask for anything weird... E-Especially something i-indecent...." (Milady???)
"Anything, right? Milady... Ufufufu.." (Claire)
"A-ah right..." (Milady???)
*mumble*
"a-ah... i have made contract with a devil....Father, forgives me...
.........umm, Claire isn't into that right??... ahhh.. if she's into that...
then my purity...... no.. way... aahh...Father!" (Milady???)
*mumble*
"Well then Milady, why don't you start investigation about the error?
The error has somehow been solved after all..." (Claire)
"AH!? Oh.. Yeah, I'll do it right away!" (Milady???)
...
Ufufu, now i can discipline Milady, so she will be come a proper lady...
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