《Lazy Guy With Dimensional Group Chat》Ainz Ooal Gown
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Sora: We just reached Elkia and staying on a hotel.
Momonga: Are you also going to be the king there?
Sora: Yeah, we will defeat Tet after all.
Tanaka: I am still waiting for Season 2, how about you record your life from now on?
Sora: Wait for another 5 years haha
Momonga: anyways good luck with your journey, I have something to do, see you later.
Sora: See ya Momonga-san
(System: Momonga Status: Offline)
Momonga sighed as he sat on his throne while in front of him, the guardians of the tomb of Nazarick were kneeling, Momonga just finished saving a village called Karne Village, he had to say he was quite envious of their world as there were no killing and everything was based on games, he may not have remorse but he still didn't like killing, he then stopped thinking and focused on the present.
"First, I apologize for moving on my own, Albedo will tell you all that has happened" Momonga read the floating panel in front of him, no one else could see it other than him, he copied the one from the anime as it felt more benefitting to say as the lord of Nazarick, he then continued.
"However, there is one thing I must say immediately" he raised his finger and pointed it on one of the flags, "Greater Break Item!" He used a skill, then the flag burned, he looked at his guardians and saw the same reaction from the anime, he was really curious about the creator of the anime.
"I have changed my name, from now on my name is Ains Ooal Gown!" he said as he stood up, "you shall call me Ains! If you have any objections stand and voice them now!" he added then looked at the floating panel in front of him, the next who will speak is Albedo, Ains stared at the script in front of him.
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"We have heard your precious name, We devote absolute loyalty to our vulnerable leader, Hail Lord Ains Ooal Gown!" Albedo said It's the same! Ains exclaimed in surprise just then a light came out from him and calmed him down, he looked at the script again and saw it was Shaltear who will speak next.
"We Shall give ourselves completely to the supreme one," Shaltear said, Ains is not surprised anymore as he looks at the guardians who speaking according to the script, it's like a screenplay he thought, it didn't take long for his line to come up, he followed the one from the anime and stomped his staff on the ground and read the next line.
It didn't take long for the guardians to leave and do their things, he sat on his throne and relaxed, he swiped his hands and the floating panel appeared in front of him, he recorded the scene earlier to see his performance.
"Hmm, I should have shown more intimidation in this part"
"Ohh, that was good, but I should have done a little left"
As he looks at the performance he mistakenly clicked the send to Chat Room feature, he froze, then he panicked and started to do things to cancel the sending, but it was no avail, it didn't take long before it was sent on the Chat Room.
(System: Ains has sent a video)
Tanaka: What is this?
Sora: Let's watch it.
Tanaka: Sure.
Ains: No Stop! right now! Stop!
Ains became nervous because no one replied, he was sure they were watching it, he started sweating,(imaginary sweat) it didn't take long before he received a reply.
Tanaka: It was good.
Sora: Yeah, it was actually good.
Ains was shocked by their reply, they are not making fun of me? are they really good guys?
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Ains: Really?
Tanaka: Yeah, believe in yourself more.
Sora: Yeah, that was badass.
Ains felt happy when he read those messages, they are really good guys, he said, he wiped his tears(Imaginary tears)
Ains: Thank you.
Tanaka: Pfft, haha, Sorry I can't hold it anymore.
Sora: You could've have held for a few more minutes! haha
Tanaka: Sorry, sorry, he actually copied the one from the anime haha
Sora: Stop it, your gonna make Momonga-san feel bad.
Tanaka: It's not Momonga, It's Ains Ooal Gown Sama!
Sora: I am sorry Ains-sama!
Ains stared blankly on the floating panel, he takes back what he said earlier, these 2 are d*cks, he was fuming with anger right now, just then a light came out from his body and calmed him down.
Ains: F*ck you two
Tanaka: Haha
Sora: Haha
Maou: That was really badass! I'm a Demon Lord like you Momonga-san and I have learned new things.
Ains: Is that true? are you not like those two D*cks?
Maou: Of course Momonga-san!
Ains: Don't call me Momonga anymore, Just Ains is good.
Maou: Yes Ains-san
Sora: Bromance?
Shiro: BL!?
Tanaka: A Demon and A Skeleton a new story has begun!
Maou: Huh? You wanna fight!?
Ains: Don't let us meet you three, we will fight till death!
And just like that, they started fighting on the group chat, meanwhile in Bang's Dojo, "Hit! Cover! Rock! Paper! Scissors!"
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