Piper: Weird weather it was, combined with flaming snakes...

Leo: *bursts into flames*

Percy: *douses Leo*

Hazel: Come to think of it, your original plan was pretty good.

Frank: But it was simple and simple things never work for demigods.

Sadie: And magicians.

Leo: XD The hero of Olympus landed in the mud, on his butt!

Percy: It was slippery!

Stolls: It would have been excellent blackmail material!

Carter: You are the Stolls? You write things in permanent marker on people's forehead?

Stolls: *laugh* Once we did that with Will and he didn't come to know until the end of the day!

Will: *glares*

Nico: That Setne was a total freak!

Lacy: And he had no sense of fashion!

Jason: Dude, he ate your sword?!

Percy: IKR!

Annabeth: Percy, stop.

Percy: You mean STAHP?

Carter: Dude, I could cut your hand with that. (Stahp)

Grover: No thanks. I value my best buddy with all his parts intact.

Sadie: So, I would have looked like your daughter, huh?

Percy: umm....

Carter: Come to think of it, your hair are like Annabeth's. And you are definitely brainless like Percy.

Percy & Sadie: HEY!

Carter: *Punches himself* OUCH!

Sadie: *smirks*

Percy: Easy Sadie, he might not get that sponsorship deal with KFC if he is in bad shape.

Annabeth: Guys!

Hazel: Well I'm just relieved Nekhbet didn't harm Percy.

Sadie: *Neck butt

Leo: And Annabeth, I throw my notes after the test.

Annabeth: NO YOU SHUCKFACE!

Piper: R.I.P Leo

Athena cabin: GET HIM!

Leo: *yelps and runs*

Stolls: Look what we both got you, Perce! Hyena carcass!

Percy: *floorpalms*

Stolls: *click pic* WE HAVE BLACKMAIL!

Percy: NOO!

*charges*

Stolls: AGHHHHHHHH

*run*