"That sick bastard is your cousin!?!". I yelled. "See... That's how I got invited into your conversation". Hoseok smiles at me. "God". Hoseok shivers. "Sorry... I was just picturing your moans with Xiumin's". Hoseok said. "Eww, you sick fuck". I said. "My bad". Hoseok said. "Y'all really are related". I said and Hoseok laughs.

"Since you are related, how bout...". "That's a no from me". Hoseok cuts me off. "You won't help me?". I said. "No". Hoseok stretches. "And besides... You've been doomed from the start". Hoseok said. "I never seen my cousin have that much fun in years". Hoseok says. "And since he looks like he has his eyes on you, then I can't help you".

"Well make him blind". I suggested. "Dark". Hoseok says. "Come on Jimin... He isn't a bad guy". Hoseok said. "He's rich, a fighter... Should be good in bed like me". Hoseok said. "But if he can't satisfy you... Then my bed is always warm". Hoseok winks at me. "Your family is filled with creeps aren't they?". I asked. "No, why do you ask?". Hoseok said.

I stare at him and Hoseok grins at me. "Look give Yoongi a shot". Hoseok said. "What are you... His wingman?". I asked. "Why would I waste my wings to help him get laid?". Hoseok says. "Clever". I giggled. "I just want you to give him a shot so when his misses... I can dunk on him and take the trophy". Hoseok smirked.

"Good day Hoseok". I jumped out my chair. "What about your food?". Hoseok asked. "You eat it". I told him. "I was trying to eat you". Hoseok said. "Goodbye Hoseok!". I stomped out the cafe while hearing Hoseok laughing at me. "Ah...". Hoseok sighs.

"I'm such a bully".