(Omg hi y'all! It's been... Like a whole year since I heard from you guys, and I missed you all. How you been? Y'all yeeted all those negative bitches out yet? How many of y'all have a resolution that are aren't about to stick too?

Well, I have some news... I have a new Bts bias. His name is Kim Namjoon. Now I feel bad about leaving Rm, but like Namjoon is a whole FUCKING FEAST! Like... Have you seen that man? He is the daddy of zaddies. A whole damn God. I praise and pray to that man every day... I'm so stupid, I'm sorry. 😂😂😂)

I walked into my dorm and of course... Xiumin wasn't there. "I'm getting a new roommate". I said. "I should see if Mabel wants to be my roomie". I said. "I'll be your roomie".

"Do you know how long I've been waiting for you?". Yoongi asked. "You're lucky I like you so damn much". Yoongi said. "How the fuck did you get in here?". I asked. "Your roommate gave me his key". Yoongi waves a key in the air. "Fucking cockroach". I clicked my tongue. "Anyway... Get dress". Yoongi said.

"Fuck no". I told him. "I'm tired and my brain hurts from learning shit I don't need to know". I said. "Like... How I look going out in the world speaking in math and poems that makes no fucking sense". I said. "School is pointless". I huffed. "It's just a excuse for parents to toss their kids out without worrying about them". I said.

"I... Want to fuck you soooo bad right now". Yoongi said. "But get dressed". Yoongi says again. "I said no". I said. "It was a order, not a yes or no question". Yoongi said. "I said... ".

"Don't make me repeat myself Jimin". Yoongi stares at me and I gulped. "O-ok". I said. "Great!". Yoongi grins. "Your gift is in the bathroom". Yoongi said. "Gift?". I tilt my head. "Go see, and yes, you will wear it". Yoongi beams. "Sure?". I looked him up and down and went to the bathroom. "What the hell is this!?!". I yelled.

"What did I tell you?". Yoongi says and I clicked my tongue. "Bitch". I said and Yoongi laughed. "Hurry up little lamb, we're running out of time". Yoongi said. "Actually... I'm done". I said and walked out the bathroom.

"Was the necklaces really necessary?". I asked and Yoongi walks up to me. "Wh-what?". I stuttered. Yoongi says nothing and touches the suit. "Good, just what I asked for". Yoongi nods. "Now...". Yoongi extends his arm out. "Shall we go?". Yoongi said. "Where?". I asked.

"To your surprise".