"Then I left him in the middle of nowhere". Mr. Lee says. "You're... A psychopath". I said. "Thank you". Mr. Lee smiles at me. "It's been a minute since someone complimented me on my work". Mr. Lee said. "That wasn't...". "Class dismissed". Mr. Lee walks out. "He is still the second hottest man alive". Xiumin moaned.

"Why are you sitting next to me?". I asked. "Cause I'm your best friend". Xiumin smiles. "You gave your key to a creep". I pointed out. "He paid me too". Xiumin said. "And you gave it to him!?!". I shouted. "Jimin... He gave me two million dollars... In cash". Xiumin says. "Shit". I said. "I will sell your ass for that price". I said.

"Of course you would cause your ass doesn't love me". Xiumin scoffed. "You broke my heart first". I said. "I was going to get you a puppy". Xiumin says. "We're in college!". I yelled. "I didn't mean a real puppy". Xiumin winks at me and walks out laughing. "Fucking McDonald's drive thru head ass". I huffed and followed after him.

"So... Did you two fuck yet?". Xiumin asked. "No you dusty bitch". I said. "First off... I get washed by my daddy". Xiumin says. "Secondly, why the fuck not!?!". Xiumin yells. "Cause I don't like him". I told him. "Why are you bringing feelings into this?". Xiumin asks. "Easy ass trick". I said. "Slut". Xiumin rolls his eyes.

"Oh?". Xiumin says. "What do we have here". Xiumin said, looking behind me. "Hmm?". I turned my head.

"That...". I said. "Is...". Xiumin says. "Sickening". We both said. "They look like a old married couple". Xiumin said. "With five kids... All bad too". I said and Xiumin snickers. "JIN! HELLO FRIEND!". I screamed and Jin hides behind Namjoon. "DAMN IT JIMIN!". Namjoon screams. "YOU CAN'T DAMN A ANGEL!". I scream back.

"Good one". Xiumin says. "Thank you". I grinned and Xiumin's phone rings. "Hello Mr. Jung". Xiumin says. "I'm not doing a damn thing, why do you ask?". Xiumin walks out again. "Fucking bitch". I scoffed. "Finally".

"Hello little lamb". Yoongi said. "When did your little ass get here?". I ask. "Wow, you really do know how to hurt my feelings". Yoongi grabs his chest. "I'm here to take you out again". Yoongi said. "No". I replied. "Why not!?!". Yoongi yells. "I don't want repeat of last time". I told him. "Yeah... I'm sorry about that". Yoongi said.

"You... Apologized". My eyes widened. "I can admit when I did something wrong". Yoongi said. "Besides... Your ass did look delicious in that suit". Yoongi laughs. "Hit and miss". I said. "Wait, I'm sorry". Yoongi says. "Please... I'm trying to impress you". Yoongi said. I stare at him and he gives me puppy eyes. 'Cute'. I giggled. "Fine". I said.

"Really!?!". Yoongi says and I can see a imaginary tail wagging. "Yes". I said. "Ok!". Yoongi beams. "I'll be right back!". Yoongi ran out the cafeteria and I laughed. "Was that Yoongi?". I looked up and saw Namjoon and a clingy Jin. "Yes". I said. "Weird". Namjoon says. "How so?". I asked.

"Cause he's supposed to be in prison".