《The annoying Sugar Daddy (Yoonmin) *Completed*》Fifty-three
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I ran downstairs, holding a lamp while looking for Mabel. "MAB... What... The... Hell?".
"Hey there Jimin". Hoseok waves at me. "Umm...". I pointed to Mabel who was holding onto Hoseok's leg. "Oh this?". Hoseok looks at Mabel. "This is normal". Hoseok said. "Normal?". I raise a brow. "Look at me Jimin... I'm fucking dreamy... And delicious". Hoseok smirks. "She's a human being, not a dog". I glared at him.
"Umm... People do this on their own". Hoseok said. "You let it happen". I said. "Who am I to say no to people that has fetishes". Hoseok says. "In case you haven't noticed by now Jimin... I'm a freak". Hoseok smiles. "Had a person lick my shoe before... Not gonna lie... Had some mix reactions about that". Hoseok said.
"Have you no shame?". I said. "I don't shame kinks Jimin". Hoseok says. "Tell her to get off you". I told him. "I tried but since I look and smell good, she doesn't want to let me go". Hoseok said. "Mr. Lee growls. "Hey dad!". Hoseok smiles and waves at him. "I'm NOT your father!". Mr. Lee yells.
"That's what a father would say". Hoseok grins. "Fuck you". Mr. Lee said and yanks Mabel off of Hoseok. "No! Wait! Just give me a few more minutes!". Mabel yells. "No". Mr. Lee drags Mabel away. "CALL ME! I PUT MY NUMBER IN YOUR SHOE!". Mabel screamed. "Sure cutie". Hoseok winks at her and Mabel blushed.
"You have the AUDACITY to try and cheat on my best friend!". I shouted. "Well damn Jimin, is Xiu your friend or not cause I don't like being confused". Hoseok said. "First off, don't call him that, I gave him that nickname". I said. "Secondly, he will forever be my best friend, thank you very much". I said.
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"Y'all can't do that". Hoseok said. "Agrue and make up confuses us guys". Hoseok said. "So?". I huffed. "Deal with it". I crossed my arms. "Anyway... You will not cheat on my main bitch". I told him. "But...".
"I coldly say. "But I wasn't going to cheat... Was the rest of my sentence". Hoseok said. "But GODDAMN are you hot when you're angry". Hoseok said. "You can leave now". I walked away from him. "But I have a gift from Yoongi". Hoseok says. "I'll kill you! Give it to me!". I grabbed the bag from him.
"You... Worded that sentence all wrong". Hoseok says but I was running back to my room. "H-he ignored me". Hoseok says watching Jimin run up the stairs.
"Yeah no".
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