《The annoying Sugar Daddy (Yoonmin) *Completed*》Eighty-seven
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"Get that bitch Bona". I was watching my second favorite drama while eating ice cream. I wanted popcorn... But that's ruined for me, forever. "Now get your man sis and give me my happy ending". I said and my phone vibrates. "Hmm?".
Xiukeeper
Get dressed biatch
We're going out 💃💃💃
Jimin
Give my ass ten minutes
I ran to my closet and grabbed the first things I saw.
"Mmm". I checked myself out in my mirror. "God really did make sure my ass was perfect before throwing my ass on the time bomb of a planet". I said and grabbed my things and went to my door.
"AHHHHHH!!!". I screamed. "I'm not going to rape you Jimin, you're not my type". Xiumin said. "The fuck?". I look him up and down. "You can't handle all of THIS". I posed. "Let's go bitch". Xiumin grabs my hand and drags me out the house.
"A club?". I turned to Xiumin who was already swinging his hips. "This is a club AND a strip joint". Xiumin says. "What?". I said. "Come on Jimin! Let's get some balls shaked in our face!". Xiumin happily dances away. "Don't leave me bitch!". I yelled but the music cancelled my voice out. "Fucker". I pouted and dragged my feet to the bar.
"What can I get you beautiful?". The waiter asked. "Rum". I replied. "Coming right up". The waiter says. I looked around the club to find Xiumin and I saw him grinding on a guy. "Sex addict". I giggled. "Here you are". The waiter said. "Tha...". I saw a piece of paper next to my drink and looked at the waiter. "Aw baby... No". I slide the paper back to him and left.
I walked around the club with my drink in hand. "Hey". "Eep!". I jumped and turned around and saw Yibo. "Yibo? What a con...". "Where the hell did you go?". Yibo hissed. "Wow... You sound like a boyfriend right now". I said. "Seriously Jimin, this isn't the time for jokes". Yibo said. "Yoongi is losing his mind right now looking for you".
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"I don't know why". I scoffed. "Jim...". "What? You gonna call him?". I asked. "Do I look like a snitch?". Yibo said. "Yes you do". I said. "Bitch". Yibo glares at me. "Look... Just cal...". "No". I cut in. "What? Why not!?!". Yibo yells. "I don't know... Asked the married man his self". I spat.
"Married? He's married?". Yibo eyes widened. "I didn't know...". "Enjoy your night Yibo". I pat him on his shoulder and walked away from him. "I just wanted a good night". I sighed and sat in a booth. "What else can go wrong?". I groaned. "I don't know". A voice says and I looked up. "Who...?". I asked the man. "Me?". He laughs.
"I'm a thing gone wrong".
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