《class 1-a chatfic》{1} fucking dumbass
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quick warning - this book is very cringe , plz don't leave hate comments cuz ik it's awful
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Pikachuwu: is anyone awake
Pikachuwu: pls
Pikachuwu: anyone?
Pikachuwu: someone answer me 😡
Pikachuwu: hsjdkshrkd
Pikachuwu: jshsksbeh
Kacchan: dunce face, did u fucking short circuit again?
Kacchan: also stfu or else i'll come to ur dorm rn
Izuwu: kacchan be nice to ur friends >:(
Kacchan: deku, it's 3 am
Kacchan: go to fucking sleep
Pikachuwu: omg we have matching names mido :0
Izuwu: woa !!
Icy-thot: i am thot
Pikachuwu: TODOROKI SIRGJDUDVE
Tape: SHHEJSJDHDI
Pikachuwu: SERO, UR AWAKE
Tape: yuh 😎
Izuwu: hi sero :3
Tape: hey mido :3
Kacchan: STOP FLIRTING WITH MY BF
Izuwu: he's not flirting, he's being nice 😡
Pikachuwu: yeah kAcChAn stop being so possessive smh my head 🙄✋
Kacchan: 1. dont fucking call me kacchan
Kacchan: 2. DID YOU JUST SAY "shaking my head my head" ?
Pikachuwu: is that not what i'm supposed to do ?
Kacchan: you fucking idiot.
Izuwu: what kacchan is trying to say is, ur just supposed to put "smh" :)
Pikachuwu: ok, ty mido :3
Izuwu: np :3
Icy-thot: izuku can u make me sum soba pls
Izuwu: sorry shoto, we can't leave our rooms after curfew remember?
Icy-thot: oh. sorry
Pikachuwu: WOA WOA WOA
Pikachuwu: BACK THE FUCK UP
Tape: YOU GUYS ARE ON FIRST NAME BASIS ??
Izuwu: yea?
Pikachuwu: @kacchan i think he's cheating on u
Tape: @rock it's ur chance to steal bakugo
Rock: dude
Rock: i'm dating kaminari
Tape: oopsies
Izuwu: i'm not cheating on kacchan, you can call me by my first name too if u want :))
Kacchan: no, only i can call u by ur first name stupid nerd
Pikachuwu: where tf did u go ?
Kacchan: i'm trying to sleep
Kacchan: something all of u should consider doing
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Izuwu: Kacchan leave us alone 😡
Rock: yuh, just put ur phone on mute or sum shit
Kacchan: goodnight.
Kacchan: deku if i find out u stayed up all night again i am going to personally put you to sleep forever.
Izuwu: damn oki
Pikachuwu: don't worry izuku, we'll protect u from nasty boom boom boy 😡
Rock: yuh, he'll have to get through us first >:(
Tape: yessir ✨
Sparklez: i see sparkles
Izuwu: aoyama !
Sparklez: hey izuku, i have some more cheese for you ;)
Izuwu: um- no thanks 🧍♀️
Sparklez: suit urself
Sparklez: more for me i guess ✨✨
Rock: that was weird
Pikachuwu: why does aoyama want to give u cheese izuku?
Izuwu: no idea
Izuwu: he hasn't left me alone since he snuck up on me and shoved it in my mouth that one time 😡
Pikachuwu: omg we have to protec u from Aoyama too 🕺
Tape: don't worry izuku, we'll save u 😎
Izuwu: lol tysm guys ( ◠‿◠ )
Pikachuwu: WOA HOW'D U DO THAT FACE
Rock: it's easy denki (*^ω^*)
Tape: even i know how to do it ( ・∇・)
Pikachuwu: someone explain pls
Tape: figure it out urself ^_^
Izuwu: awe, stop being mean to denki :(
Izuwu: look it up on youtube !!
Pikachuwu: ty izuku, at least someone cares about me 😡
Rock: we never said we didn't care about u babe
Tape: i care about other stuff more than i care about u
Izuwu: Hanta! that's mean >:(
Tape: but i don't wanna lie :(
Rock: ur just bullying my boyfriend >:(
Tape: but kiribro! he's my best friend
Izuwu: be nicer to him then >:(
Tape: at least i don't call him dunce face >:(
Izuwu: i'm already planning on having a conversation with kacchan about that 😡
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Pikachuwu: GUYS I'M BACK, I WORKED IT OUT ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Izuwu: well done denki!! ( ^ω^ )
Tape: finally smh 🙄✋
Pikachuwu: sero u idiot
Pikachuwu: it's "smh my head"
Tape: oops
Tape: sorry lol
Rock: wtf-
Izuwu: ik
Izuwu: we've already had this conversation
Izuwu: i'm not even gonna try again
Rock: understandable
Pikachuwu: i think their being mean to us sero >:(
Tape: they totally r 😡
Pikachuwu: omg why don't we tell Aizawa there bullying us
Izuwu: they're*
Pikachuwu: huh?
Izuwu: nvm
Izuwu: kiri is ur bf always this stupid?
Rock: unfortunately, yes
Izuwu: sucks for u
Tape: denki! their bullying is again!!
Pikachuwu: ugh, i'm going 2 sleep
Tape: same
Tape: we can tell aizawa tomorrow
Pikachuwu: yup, i'll meet u outside the dorms
Tape: ok
Tape: night denki !
Pikachuwu: night hanta :3
Rock: well damn
Izuwu: we should probably go to sleep as well
Izuwu: kacchan's gonna kill me lol
Icy-thot: can u make me soba tomorrow izu
Icy-thot: it tastes rlly good when u make it
Izuwu: awe, sure sho!
Rock: i thought u went to bed todoroki?
Icy-thot: nah, i was watching u guys
Icy-thot: ur very entertaining
Rock: uhh- thanks?
Izuwu: let's go to sleep now guys, otherwise we're all gonna fall asleep in class tomorrow
Icy-thot: ok
Icy-thot: night izu
Izuwu: night sho :3
Izuwu: night kiri ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ
Rock: we have school tomorrow ???
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