《class 1-a chatfic》{3} kirikami wedding 🕺
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Pikachuwu: 3 AM MEME DUMP !!
Pikachuwu:
Tape: I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS ONE !!
Tape:
Rock: MY TURN WOOOO
Rock:
Pinky: ME NOWWW
Pinky:
Kacchan: ITS FUCKING 3AM GO TO SLEEP BEFORE I CALL AIZAWA
Pikachuwu: hey, i've got a meme for u kAcChAn
Kacchan: DONT FUCKING CALL ME-
Pikachuwu:
Kacchan: haha very funny
Kacchan: NOW STFU
Izuwu: that's not very nice Kacchan :(
Izuwu: i thought it was very funny denki
Pikachuwu: wjgejsjd ty izuku
Izuwu: i actually have one 4 u denki :0
Pikachuwu: oooo show meeeee
Izuwu:
Pikachuwu: OH MAH GOD I LOVE IT SKDHHRJRUR
Izuwu: yw bb
Kacchan: i thought i was bb nerd?
Izuwu: :0 sorry kacchan !!
Izuwu: ily bb
Kacchan: ..luv u 2 nerd
Pinky: SHGSJSJDJD
Pinky: SO.
Pinky: FUCKING.
Pinky: CUTE.
Floaty: gawd daymn
Floaty: why can't you guys just get married 🥲
Izuwu: Ura !! We're still only 16 !!
Kacchan: ew. marriage is disgusting.
Izuwu: :0 kacchan !!
Izuwu: but remember when we were younger-
Kacchan: don't. fucking. finish. that. sentence.
Izuwu: -and we always got 'married' at break time?
Pikachuwu: aweeee you guys fake marriedd :')
Rock: i wish we were childhood besties now denks :((
Pikachuwu: same :'(
Pikachuwu: WE COULDVE GOTTON FAKE MARRIED 😩✋
Tape: bro
Tape: what's stopping u from fake marrying each other right now?
Rock: OMG-
Pikachuwu: LETS FAWKING DO IT RIGHT NOW !!
Izuwu: maybe wait until it's daytime?
Izuwu: it'll be more special if, y'know, you could actually see the groom.
Rock: he has a point
Pikachuwu: dammit..
Floaty: ARE WE WITNESSING A FUCKING WEDDING !?
Pinky: APPARENTLY SO
Spotify: I AM TOTALLY HERE FOR THIS!
Pikachuwu: :0 jiro! pls make a playlist for our wedding :')
Spotify: of course!!
Kacchan: i'm gonna say this once so you better fucking read this.
Kacchan: your. not. getting. married.
Izuwu: yeah....this is kinda my fault lol..
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Kacchan: kinda?
Kacchan: baby ur the one that told them, no one else
Izuwu: ok so- maybe it's all my fault-?
Pikachuwu: IZUKU SHOULD BE THE PERSON THAT MARRIES US
Izuwu: huh-?
Pikachuwu: YOU SAY "you may now kiss the husband." USHSKDJDJ
Izuwu: but-
Rock: pleaseeee, or else you'll make us sad 🥲
Izuwu: awe :(
Izuwu: oki, i don't wanna make u sad :3
Kacchan; you have no fucking backbone nerd.
Rock: BAKUBRO, YOU GOTTA BE MY BEST MAN PLEASEEEEE
Kacchan: fuck no.
Rock: no faiirrr :((
Izuwu: aw, poor kiri :(
Izuwu: kacchan, if you do it i'll sneak out to ur dorm rn to give cuddles :3
Kacchan: ..fine
Kacchan: now come to my dorm.
Speedy: No!
Speedy: Midoriya, I can not let you sneak out past curfew!
Kacchan: too late bitch,,
Kacchan:
Izuwu: kacchan- when did u take that-!?
Kacchan: like, 30 seconds ago nerd.
Pinky: KEGSKKSKD HOW ARE THEY SO ADORABLE AHHHHHH
Floaty: HE BROUGHT HIS ALL MIGHT PLUSHY TOOOO
Kacchan: yea, the nerd can't sleep without it
Izuwu: KACCHAN ಠ_ಠ
Pikachuwu: i am so in luv wiv u izuku, ur literally so precious :3
Spotify: love*
Spotify: with*
Spotify: you*
Spotify: your*
Pikachuwu: FUCK NOT AGAIN
Spotify: kami ur a fucking idiot.
Izuwu: awe, poor denki :(
Izuwu: ignore them bby, i luv u
Rock: gasp
Rock: denki how dare u cheat on me
Rock: right before our wedding as well :'(
Pikachuwu: NO I ONLY LOVE YOU BABYYYY
Rock: awe babyyyy
Rock: it's ok, i only love u too :3
Kacchan: are we this cringy deku?
Izuwu: probably :(
Pinky: NO U GUYS ARE ADORABLE JSHSJDJDJ
Floaty: LITERALLY !!
Kacchan: stfu broke ass whore
Izuwu: Kacchan!!
Kacchan: she's not my friend so i don't have to be nice.
Izuwu: but she's my friend, and u luv me, so that means u gotta be nice >:(
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Kacchan: ..whatever
Pikachuwu: OUR WEDDING IS IN 10 MINUTES
Pikachuwu: ITS IN THE COMMON ROOM
Rock: EVERYONE IS INVITED !!!
Pikachuwu: SERO UR MY BEST MAN
Tape: ALRIGHT BRO !!
Rock: UR MY BEST MAN BAKUHOE
Kacchan: whatever
Izuwu: i'm the "you may kiss the husband" person :3
Ribbitch: ME AND OCHA ARE THE FLOWER GIRLS
Floaty: HI BABY, AND YASSS
Pinky: WHAT ABOUT ME !!
Izuwu: why don't u be a bridesmaid !
Pinky: FOR WHAT BRIDE, HMMM?
Kacchan: don't fucking get sassy with my boyfriend bitch
Pinky: izuku come get your fucking dog
Kacchan: YOU LITTLE BITCH-
Izuwu: i confiscated his phone until he learns how to be nice.
Izuwu: we're gonna go to sleep now :)
Izuwu: night everyone!!
Pikachuwu: night izu!
Floaty: g'night bb :3
Rock: night midobro and bakubro!
Pinky: BAKUGO GET YOUR ASS BACK ON HERE RIGHT NOW-
MOMo: it's bedtime now kids
MOMo: sleep before i come and personally tuck you all into bed.
Pikachuwu: but our wedding-
MOMo: go. to. sleep.
Spotify: i'd listen to her if i were you.
Spotify: she's fuming lol
Rock: shit-
Rock: imma go to sleep then 😀✋
Pikachuwu: same, momo is scary as fuck 😀
Pinky: imma kill bakuhoe tomorrow.
Floaty: you weren't even mad at him, you were mad at izuku-
Pinky: stfu before i kill u too.
Floaty: goodnight 💀
≧
😀✋
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