icy-thot: @kacchan

icy-thot: @kacchan

icy-thot: @izuwu get ur bf

izuwu: sure ig?

izuwu: @kacchan

kacchan: what.?

icy-thot: damn ok

icy-thot: make me soba bakuhoe

kacchan: why me?

icy-thot: i keep asking izuku but he keeps forgetting

kacchan: and what makes you think i'm gonna make you soba?

icy-thot: the song.

kacchan: if you teach them that fucking song you'll wake up with all 4 limbs detached.

izuwu: katsuki bakugo.

izuwu: be. nice.

kacchan: um- sure 😀

pikachuwu:

Rock: do my eyes deceive me-?

kacchan: stfu, let me make soba for his royal highness over here

icy-thot: i appreciate the compliment, peasant

kacchan: THE FUCK DID YOU JUST CALL ME-

icy-thot: remember, the song.

kacchan: well shit.

pikachuwu: i'm so confused- WHAT SONG??

izuwu: oh, there's this song kacchan made up when we were kids!

izuwu: he's rlly embarrassed about it and i told sho lol

icy-thot: it's great blackmail material.

izuwu: i have no objections.

kacchan: I FUCKING DO-

icy-thot: hurry up with the soba bakuhoe

rock: can u show us the song pleaseeee

tape: yeah!!!

icy-thot: sure :)

izuwu: well i don't think kacchan would like that-

icy-thot: and?

icy-thot: since when did i care about his opinion?

izuwu: be nice to my bf shoto >:((

icy-thot: i'm just gonna go annoy bakugo.

izuwu: that's literally what i was telling you not to do-

pinky: ignore him izuku,,

pinky: TEACH US THE FUCKING SONG PLEASEE

izuwu: noooo kacchan would kill meee :(

pikachuwu: we'll protect u tho >:3

rock: so pleasee tell ussss :(((

MOMo: guys if he doesn't want to tell you then he doesn't have to.

speedy: exactly, you can't force him into saying it.

izuwu: thanks :3

pinky: momo!! why r u helping him, i thought i was ur favourite :((

spotify: honestly i agree with mina-

spotify: please tell us izukuuuu

izuwu: i'm going to sleep, goodbye.

pikachuwu: WAIT izuku we're sorry :((

rock: yeah,, we luv u :((

tape: pls don't go :((

izuwu: awe ok!!

izuwu: i luv u guys too

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icy-thot: fuck it.

icy-thot: Imma teach you guys the song.

kacchan: BUT I FUCKING MADE SOBA?! WASN'T THAT THE DEAL??

icy-thot: and it was very nice soba, a solid 10/10.

kacchan: WELL WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU TELLING THEM THEN?

icy-thot: I'm bored and I wanna piss u off lol

izuwu: that's just mean sho :(

pinky: WOW WE FINALLY GET TO KNOW :0

icy-thot: shall I give a backstory or nah?

pikachuwu: BACKSTORY PLS

rock: YEAH WE NEED ALL THE INFO

kacchan: icyhot istg if u tell them I will actually kill u

icy-thot: I'll take that risk.

izuwu: I'll tell the story since I know it better :)

kacchan: DEKU? EVEN YOU'RE ON HIS SIDE?

izuwu: yuh, it's late and I'm fed up of denki spamming me with 'TELL US IZU!'

pikachuwu: oops? heh-

icy-thot: izu just tell the story before your dog goes feral.

kacchan: I AM NOT A FUCKING DOG DAMMIT-

izuwu: sure, I'll tell the story!

tape: FINALLY

izuwu: basically, kacchan made up a song for our little friend group when we were like 5. he was the leader of our group so we all followed him. the song goes like this,,

izuwu: forward march and here we go, members of the agency bakugo!

kacchan: I'm coming to ur dorm izuku,

izuwu: ah shit-

pinky: AWW THAT SONG IS SO CUTE :0

pikachuwu: IS THERE ANY MORE OF IT IZU?

izuwu: nah, kacchan wasnt very creative so he just repeated the same words over and over lol

kacchan: I'm on your floor Deku so get ready.

floaty: was that a sexual threat 😏

kacchan: possibly.

izuwu: KACCHAN-

floaty: you heard him deku, get ready ;)

izuwu: URA!

pikachuwu: don't worry izu, the protection squad will save u!

tape: PROTECTION TRIO TO THE RESCUE!

rock: YESSIR >:)

kacchan: too late.

kacchan went offline

izuwu: MBSJSHSJSH

izuwu went offline

pinky: oop-

rock: @icy-thot I have a question

icy-thot: continue.

rock: how did you know about the song?

icy-thot: oh, I asked izuku what his childhood was like since I didn't have any friends, and he basically told me about bakugo.

pinky: DID HE TELL YOU ANYTHING ELSE INTERESTING?

icy-thot: nah, bakugo snatched him away from me :(

floaty: how rude >:(

pikachuwu: i think we should use the song whenever bakugo walks into a room

pinky: OMG WE SHOULDDD

tape: YES OMFG

floaty: you guys do know he will actually kill you-

rock: he wouldn't dare, izuku would stop him ;)

floaty: wait- WAIT-

floaty: THATS ACTUALLY AMAZING OMG WE CAN ANNOY BAKUGO SO MUCH BUT HE WOULDN'T HURT US CUZ IZUKU WOULD STOP HIM AHAHHAHAHAHAHA

ribbitch: ocha get ur cute ass to my dorm rn

floaty: awe oki bb

ribbitch: luv u

pinky: WHY ARE THEY ALL LEAVING

pinky: I FEEL SO SINGLE :(

rock: denks i think we should leave now, i'm coming to ur dorm

pikachuwu: oki babez

rock:

tape: WHAT THR FUCK BRO

tape: YOUR LEAVING ME?

tape: BRO?

tape: BRO???

pinky: sero...he's gone...

tape: NOOOOOOOOOOOO

icy-thot: I'm still here

icy-thot: you guys r being overdramatic

pinky: that's rich coming from the guy that didn't leave his room for two days cuz u dropped soba on the floor.

icy-thot: i wasted soba

icy-thot: i wasn't being overdramatic

tape: for sure 🙄✋

icy-thot: this is bullying

icy-thot: i think you forgot i am the one who decided to ignore bakugo and tell you the song.

pinky: ...dammit

tape: we owe you now :(

icy-thot: make me soba and all is forgiven

icy-thot: it better be cold though.

tape: bUT WE CANT COOKK

icy-thot: worship me then.

pinky: huh-

icy-thot: worship. me.

tape: THANK YOU OUR LORD AND SAVIOUR, YOU GOT US SOME VALUABLE INFORMATION 🛐🛐

pinky: wtf sero

tape: he said worship him

icy-thot: i forgive you sero

icy-thot: your turn mina.

pinky: ...fine

pinky: WE LOVE U TODOROKI, YOU HAVE HELPED US SO, SO MUCH, I WILL FOREVER WORSHIP YOU 🛐🛐

icy-thot: you are forgiven

icy-thot: i'm going to cry myself to sleep now

icy-thot: goodnight.

tape: uhh- night ig?

pinky: night todo-

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