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speedy: who changed the name of the chat? I would like it changed back immediately.

pikachuwu: no

pikachuwu: i think it's a wonderful name

speedy: well I find it highly inappropriate.

rock: but it's accurate

speedy: how?

rock: dude,, most of us are gay

speedy: i am not?

pikachuwu: yeah, that's why he said most of us duh 🙄

speedy: i still don't understand why it needs to be that.

pikachuwu: if ur gay / lgbtq+, say 😌✌️

rock: 😌✌️

tape: 😌✌️

pinky: 😌✌️

kacchan: 😌✌️

izuwu: 😌✌️

MOMo: 😌✌️

spotify: 😌✌️

floaty: 😌✌️

ribbitch: 😌✌️

icy-thot: 😌✌️

speedy: ..fine i will allow it to stay

pikachuwu: YASSS

pinky: wait sero?? i thought u were straight?

tape: naw i'm bi 😎✌️

spotify: BI GANG AYYYY 😎✌️

pikachuwu: AYYY 😎✌️

pinky: LESBIANS SAY ✂️

MOMo: i do not understand but ✂️

spotify: we do it all the time babe ✂️

ribbitch: oop- ✂️

floaty: LMFAOO ✂️✂️

rock: GAYS RISE 🛐

izuwu: HIYA 🛐

kacchan: ... 🛐

icy-thot: what about my asexual gang, where u at?

icy-thot: nvm, i'm lonely

izuwu: aweee poor sho :(

izuwu: i'll make u sum sobaaa

icy-thot: yes pls 🍜

kacchan: nerd make me some too

kacchan: make sure it's warm, i'm not kinky like icyhot

icy-thot: it's not kinky,, kettles freak me out

kacchan: nvm, it's ur mom that's kinky for burning your face

icy-thot: well shit.

pikachuwu: GAWD DAYMN

kacchan: not so strong without deku here to protect u are we?

icy-thot: you can insult my family all you want, it doesn't bother me, but please direct it towards my father

icy-thot: we accept endeavor slander here

kacchan: i have so many insults for that bastard istg-

izuwu: save it for later kacchan, your soba is ready sho :)

izuwu: kacchan yours takes a little longer cuz i have to warm it up for u

icy-thot: i'm coming izu

kacchan: i'm coming too.

icy-thot: but yours isn't ready yet?

kacchan: i don't trust you.

icy-thot: huh-?

izuwu: he's just overprotective sho, let him come

icy-thot: so he's jealous? cool, cool

kacchan: BASTARD-

izuwu: calm down and get ur soba

icy-thot: down dog, down.

kacchan: THATS IT, GIVE ME THE KETTLE-

izuwu: we'll brb, sorry guys

Izuwu, Kacchan and Icy-thot went offline.

pinky: so we all just sat here and watched that-

floaty: AHDHHDJDD ITS SO CUTE HOW BAKUHOE GETS JEALOUS 😭✋

pikachuwu: izuku is so lucky omfg

rock: excuse me-?

pikachuwu: wait- i'm lucky too-

pikachuwu: i'm glad he got a good bf that's allll

rock: ik that's what u meant babe lol :3

tape: you fuckers are trying to make me feel lonely and single aren't u-

pinky: dw babes, i'm single and lonely too :(

pinky: I JUST WANT A COOL DANCER GF, IS THAT TOO MUCH TO ASK FOR??

floaty: ..i can dance 😏

ribbitch: but your taken.

floaty: i was just jokingggg

ribbitch: nope, get to my dorm now

floaty: fineeeee

ribbitch: luv u ✂️✂️

floaty: luv u too b ✂️

pinky: ..

pinky: YOU MOTHERFUCKERS- I WILL RAIN, HELLFIRE UPON YOU

MOMo: @spotify babyyy do u wanna come to my dorm for cookies and teaaa ✂️✂️

spotify: sure babe, i'll be there in ten ✂️

MOMo: oki, love you hun

spotify: awe ily too babyyyy :>

pinky: istg- YOUR DOING THIS ON PURPOSE YOU BITCHES-

tape: p a i n

speedy: If it makes you feel any better, I am also single 🙂

tape: your single cuz u wanna be

speedy: I never said that-

pinky: bro. when you found out that some of us were in relationships, you said, "I don't see why you would want to date someone, they will distract you from your studies."

speedy: oh, I forgot I said that

read.

pikachuwu: HEY DID YOU GUYS JUST HEAR THAT SCREAM-

rock: IT SOUNDED LIKE IZUKU

pikachuwu: IZUKU PROTECTION SQUAD, WE NEED TO SAVE HIM,,

tape: ..i would but my bed is comfyyy

rock: lets just @ him instead

pikachuwu: but what if he's d y i n g

tape: manz is strong, he will beat bakuhoe and todobro's ass

pikachuwu: ...good point bro

pikachuwu: @izuwu

rock: @izuwu

tape: @izuwu

izuwu: WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU EXTRAS WANT, WHY IS DEKU'S PHONE PINGING SO MUCH

pikachuwu: OH MY GOD BAKUGO KILLED IZUKU

izuwu: what

izuwu: the

izuwu: fuck

rock: BAKUBRO HOW COULD YOU

izuwu: why tf do u guys think i killed my b o y f r i e n d

tape: CUZ YOU HAVE HIS PHONE, IF HE WAS ALIVE HE'D HAVE IT

izuwu: HE IS ALIVE YOU FUCKERS-

pikachuwu: GIVE HIM THE PHONE THEN 😡😡

izuwu: I FUCKING WILL.

izuwu: im still alive guys no need to worry :3

pikachuwu: how do we know its rlly you >:(

rock: bakubro would never use ':3'

pikachuwu: AHHHH IZUKU BB UR SAFEE

izuwu: why wouldn't I be?

tape: we heard u scream :(

izuwu: oh,, thats cuz kacchan spilt his ✨boiling hot✨ soba onto me >:(

kacchan: ITS NOT MY FAULT, ICYHOT OVER THERE GOT IN MY WAY

icy-thot: ..i was sat across the other side of the table, you tripped over air

kacchan: SON OF A BITCH-

icy-thot: ah, i agree. my father is a bitch that deserves to rot down in hell

floaty: ..BAKUGO DID W H A T ?

izuwu: he spilt soba on me?

floaty: are you hurt? did it burn?

izuwu: its fine,, i had to take my shirt off cuz it got wet and now theres a red mark on my back but im fine, it doesnt hurt :))

floaty: IT LEFT A MARK?

pinky: NO MY POOR CHILD CANNOT BE HARMED

pikachuwu: THE IZUKU PROTECTION SQUAD FAILED, WE DO NOT DESERVE OUR TITLE :'(

izuwu: HEY HEY HEY, CALM DOWN im fine :)

izuwu: kacchan wouldn't hurt me, he loves meeee :3

kacchan: yea, i love him and hes m i n e

kacchan: so fuck off icy-thot

icy-thot: calm down,, im asexual

icy-thot: also izu is my 'bestie' as he says, so i luv him as a friend

izuwu: awee luv u too bestie

floaty: HEY?! i thought i was ur bestie :(

floaty: heart❤️ been broke💔🤕 so many times⏰ i i don't know❌🤷‍♀️ what to believe 🍃🙏 yeah👍 mama🤰say it's my👧😣fault🥺😢 my fault😭😞 i wear my heart💝 on my sleeve👕

izuwu: OMG NO URA UR MY BFF :3

kacchan: ..they're the same thing

izuwu: NO THEY'RE NOT >:(

pikachuwu: what ab us izukuuuu :(((

izuwu: wait wait wait, i have compiled a list

izuwu:

kacchan - boyfriend

sho - bestie

tsu & uraraka - bff

sero, denki, kiri - my protection squad :3

mina - my gf (dw kacchan, we just gossip and drink iced coffee together :3)

Momo & iida - mom and dad lol

jiro - music buddies cuz we jam to cavetown together

izuwu: ok, i think thats all :3

spotify: YES WE R MUSIC BUDDIES OMFGGGG

spotify: WAIT DID U SEE CONAN GRAY'S NEW SONG BESTIE?

izuwu: YES BESTIE OMG ITS AMAZING I LOVE ITT

spotify: ugh conan is a legand, his music is just *chefs kiss*

izuwu: manz has fashion sense too, DID YOU SEE THE FISHNET SHIRT AHHHH

spotify: YES IKR KJAHGYRGFSD

kacchan: im wounded deku, r u cheating on me with this 'Conan' ?

izuwu: noooo babbbyyyy i luv youuuuu

kacchan: i luv u too ig

pinky: he might be cheating on u with me tho ;)

pinky: it says im his gf jsvdjsbrh

izuwu: yea, cuz we gossip ab every one :>

kacchan: also hes gay asf, he wouldn't be caught dead dating anyone other than a man

izuwu: yuh

MOMo: i am mother so u all better listen to me >:(

speedy: why am i dad tho?

pikachuwu: cuz ur straight ass is the only mature + responsible one

izuwu: most of the time

rock: huh? wdym??

izuwu: lol remember when he tried to kill Stain for revenge? i dont think thats very 'mature and responsible'

speedy: I THOUGHT I SAID WE NEVER SPEAK OF THIS-

icy-thot: ah, i remember

icy-thot: it was when izu sent us his location

tape: THATS WHY HE SENT HIS LOCATION- I THOUGHT IT WAS AN ACCIDENT-

pikachuwu: ME TOO WTF- IZUKU COULD'VE D I E D

rock: babe, he was miles away from us so we couldn't of helped anyways

pikachuwu: oh yeaaaa

ribbitch: wait bb?

izuwu: yuh bb?

ribbitch: how come both me and ochaco r ur bffs?

izuwu: cuz i luv u both equally :3

izuwu: also i didn't want to cause an argument lol :(

floaty: AWE SO SWEET,, I LUV U BESTIE :3

ribbitch: i luv u too bb

izuwu: aweee i love u guys tooooo :))

kacchan: izuku stop telling people u love them and come to my dorm, i need cuddles.

pinky: need? damn u must be desperate

kacchan: stfu b i t c h

pinky: excuse me? i think u forget im ur bfs gf smh my head

kacchan: 1. thats the weirdest fucking sentence ever

kacchan: 2. yeah, hes MY bf, so hands. off.

kacchan: 3. I THOUGHT WE FUCKING WENT OVER IT, ITS 'SMH' NOT 'SMH MY HEAD'

kacchan: SMH STANDS FOR 'SHAKING MY HEAD' SO UR SAYING 'SHAKING MY HEAD MY HEAD' YOU IDIOT

izuwu: im coming to ur dorm baby, luv u

kacchan: ok, hurry up nerd

kacchan: luv u too

kacchan and izuwu went offline

pinky: mood swings much-

rock: nah its cuz he wouldn't dare shout at izuku

pikachuwu: i dont think anyone would, hes a baby :3

tape: naw, mostly cuz im scared of bakubitch

pikachuwu: same bro

pinky: wait...bakubitch.....thats amazing

tape: omg ty bestie

pinky: nah, thank you bestie, you gave me another way to annoy bakubitch >:)

icy-thot: as u should mina ;)

pinky: MWAHAHAHAHA EVEN THE SOCIAL REJECT AGREESS

icy-thot: should i be offended?

tape: honestly idk man,,

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