《class 1-a chatfic》{10} ....grape bitch
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Mina Ashido: guyssss heeeellpppp
izuwu: what happened to ur name?
pikachuwu: what up minaaaaa
Mina Ashido: i lost my phone 🥲
tape: this is unrelated but i love that emoji so much
tape: it's so expressive 🥲🥲🥲
rock: ikr like 🥲🥲🥲
floaty: it's my fav emoji 🥲🥲
izuwu: GUYS MINA LOST HER PHONE-
izuwu: WHY AREN'T WE HELPING HER?
tape: sorryyy my baddd
Mina Ashido: anywayyysss
Mina Ashido: do u guys have my phone??
kacchan: why tf would we know where your phone is-?
pikachuwu: HOW ARE YOU TEXTING WITHOUT A PHONE *gasp*
Mina Ashido: it's my spare phone, i carry it everywhere just in case :))
floaty: e-excuse me-
floaty: you c-can afford a s-spare phone ?
Mina Ashido: it's just a cheap one tho,,
floaty: miss gurl i can barely afford this phone nvm a second one 😀✋
kacchan: lol ur broke and sad
floaty: fuck you
kacchan: i'd prefer to fuck izuku
izuwu: pls do
pikachuwu: daymn izuku's horny now huh 🧍♀️
izuwu: KJWHDJSJD I WAS JOKING-
Mina Ashido: DID U FORGET IM HAVINF A CRISIS HERE
izuwu: CALM UR TITS MINA
izuwu: JUST TELL US WHERE U SAW THE PHONE LAST
rock: :o u made izuku angry 😡
izuwu: wait srry i forgot to turn caps off lol
izuwu: luv u mina :3
Mina Ashido: awe luv u too b :3
Mina Ashido: can we find my phone now? this one is so slowww :((
floaty: *
ribbitch: awe poor ocha :(
Mina Ashido: huh?
kacchan: her broke ass can barely afford that brick of a phone she's using now,, never mind a second phone
kacchan: she's pissed cuz ur complaining
Mina Ashido: it's not my fucking problem if she's poor
Mina Ashido: get todoroki to buy her a new one or summet
icy-thot: i can give u my fathers credit card details
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floaty: KABKSHDKD I LOVE YOU TODOROKI
icy-thot: np
icy-thot: *insert details*
speedy: SHOTO TODOROKI THAT IS HIGHLY INAPPROPRIATE, I WILL HAVE TO INFORM AIZAWA OF THIS.
MOMo: wait, let me speak to him first
MOMo: i'm basically his mother at this point
icy-thot: cuz my biological mum burnt my eye lol
MOMo: A N Y W A Y S
MOMo: ur dads a bastard, i give u full permission to give out his details
icy-thot: aight
speedy: MOMO?? REALLY?
MOMo: y e s
speedy: sigh. fine do whatever you want
Mina Ashido: i hate u all
Mina Ashido: STOP GETTING DISTRACTED DAMMIT-
floaty: sorry bestie :(
izuwu: so where did u last see ur phone?
Mina Ashido: i left it in my room before school cuz i accidentally grabbed this one instead and when i got back it was gone
rock: have u checked all around ur room?
Mina Ashido: yea, like 14 times 🥲
izuwu: ugh where could it beeee :((
read by all.
pikachuwu: w a i t
pikachuwu: how-
pikachuwu: IT SAYS READ BY ALL
izuwu: omg that means someone has ur phone mina!
Mina Ashido: ISTG IF THEY GO THROUGH MY CR-
Mina Ashido: thank fuck most of my juicy photos r saved on snapchat my eyes only
pikachuwu: whoever has mina's phone better speak up 🔫😀
Pinky: hey~~
kacchan: BASTARD WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU AND HOW DID YOU GET MINA'S PHONE
kacchan: GIVE IT BACK TO HER BEFORE I FUCKING KILL YOU
pinky: awww but you can't kill me over text :)
kacchan: b i t c h
izuwu: kacchan answer my PM
kacchan: ok?
pikachuwu: WHO TF R U, GIVE MINA HER PHONE BACK PLEASE :(
pinky: hmmmm
pinky: n o p e
pinky: if she gives me the 'my eyes only' password then i'll consider it.
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Mina Ashido: NOT. FUCKING. HAPPENING.
tape: why not?
Mina Ashido: BITCH MY FUCKING PRIVATE PICTURES R IN THERE
pinky: oooo 😏
pinky: like...nudes 🥵
Mina Ashido: die
Mina Ashido: fucking die
Mina Ashido: disgusting pig
pinky: sigh. i guess no phone for u then
rock: why'd u take it in the first place
rock: and how did you get it
pinky: i took it from her room. you guys wouldn't add me to the group chat so i got curious.
Mina Ashido: w a i t
Mina Ashido: M*NETA?
pinky: why'd u do that to my name, it's not a bad word 🥲
pikachuwu: M*NETA U BASTARD
pinky: you hAve no proofsjdbsje
pinky: 'snshsjjsJhdjfks
ribbitch: huh?
pinky: MINA I GOT UR PHONE BACK FOR U,, IM BRINGING IT TO UR DORM
Mina Ashido: who is this?
pinky: it's izuku :3
rock: ohhh that's where u went
pinky: yeah! me and kacchan got ur phones location from snapchat
pinky: kacchan exploded mineta
pinky: he's now laid unconscious on his bedroom floor lol
kacchan: better fucking thank me
Mina Ashido: JWBSKSJJD THANKS BAKUBITCH AND IZUKU ILY
pinky: oki we're at ur dorm now so imma switch to my phone
izuwu: hiya !
pinky: YES I GOT MY PHONE BACK WOOOO
pikachuwu: YASS MINAAA
floaty: GUYS ME AND TODO JUST BOUGHT iPhone 12's HEHSJS
icy-thot: my old phone had a tiny crack in the screen so i had to get a new one obviously
pinky: as u should todobabe 🥰
icy-thot: we got soba as well 🍜
floaty: yeah omfg todoroki knows some rlly good soba places
icy-thot: yea but i still think bakuhoe's soba is better
kacchan: obviously bitch
kacchan: my soba is the best
izuwu: ur katsudon is even better :o
kacchan: fuck yea
kacchan: we're having katsudon for dinner guys
pikachuwu: cough cough
rock: izuku has u ✨wrapped around his finger✨
kacchan: fuck off
pinky: WHY ARE THERE 400 PICTURES OF M*NETA IN MY CAMERA ROLL-
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😀✋
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