《class 1-a chatfic》{12} shinso + monoma ✨
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izuwu: *insert cardi b laughter*
Izuwu added Shinso and Monoma
Izuwu changed 'Shinso' to 'Insomniac<3'
Izuwu changed 'Monoma' to 'blondie'
pikachuwu: WHY'D YOU ADD MONOMA
izuwu: cuzzz
izuwu: i wanted d r a m a
izuwu: and i luv him
blondie: awe i luv u too b :o
kacchan: my bf
blondie: zuku get rid of ur angry guard dog
izuwu: no i love him more than u
kacchan: haha
insomniac
izuwu: ur my favourite out of all the other classes
blondie: excuse me?
izuwu: :o ur my fav from 1-b
pikachuwu: HITOSHI BABEE
insomniac
pinky: w a i t
pinky: explain.
rock: me and denki broke up cuz we better as bros 😎
rock: also i like someone elseee
pikachuwu: I'M DATING HITOSHI NOW WOOOO
pinky: WHEN DID THIS HAPPEN AND WHY WASN'T I INFORMED
izuwu: they broke up like a week ago lol
floaty: IZUKU YOU KNEW AND DIDN'T TELL US
izuwu: sorry,, i didn't know if they were telling people yet :(
pinky: sigh. i'm disappointed
spotify: we have another matter to discuss now
spotify: who does kiri have a crush on :o
izuwu: you'll be surprised when you find out.
pinky: TELL US
izuwu: n o
izuwu: MONOMA BB SAY SOMETHING,, I NEED YOU TO CONTINUE THE CONVERSATION
blondie: 1-b is better than 1-a
blondie: except for zuku, we're not better than him
izuwu: awejebsjrj tyyy
insomniac
blondie: oof but that's my job shhskshdk
kacchan: ur a bitch
izuwu: kacchan that was uncalled for >:(
kacchan: idgaf
kacchan: it's true
blondie: you love me rlly
blondie: ur just mad i'm hot as shit
izuwu: WAIT
izuwu: i have all the Gucci 😼💅
blondie: all the Louis y'all could never have ✨
izuwu: Dr Phil can suck a dick 🙄
blondie: he's just mad i'm hot as shit 🥵
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izuwu: all these girls are fat like bitch ‼️
blondie: i think y'all could use some tips 🙄✋
izuwu: i'm skinny 🤩
blondie: i'm winning 🤩
izuwu: and all you bitches r ugly 🙄💅
kacchan: how tf did u manage to turn my insult into a song wtf
pinky: POP OFF YOU GUYS WOOO
insomniac
pikachuwu: awe babyyy :(
rock: bro why don't you go give him ur super cuddles 😏
pikachuwu: GREAT IDEA OMFGGGG
pikachuwu: IM OMW HITOSHI BB
insomniac
insomniac
pikachuwu: f i n e >:(
blondie: idgaf ab all these couples, can we discuss something, y'know, INTERESTING??
insomniac
icy-thot: lol welcome to the club monoma
blondie: ty todo, luv u
icy-thot: what
icy-thot: that wasn't a love confession
icy-thot: i just welcomed u to my club of loneliness
pinky: me & sero r in it as well 😔✌️
blondie: so u don't love me back ??
icy-thot: ew no wtf
icy-thot: i don't love people
icy-thot: i luv izu tho
blondie: b i t c h
blondie: ig u didn't mean what u wrote in that song ab me 😔✌️
izuwu: cuz u said forever now i drive alone past ur street 😩
pinky: RED LIGHTS 🙄
pikachuwu: STOP SIGNS ‼️
tape: I STILL SEE YOUR FACE IN THE WHITE CARS, FRONT YARDS 😡
blondie: ig i'll have to continue my relationship with bread then
kacchan: monoma u freak wtf
izuwu: k a c c h a n
kacchan: he's dating bread, i think i have the right to call him a freak
icy-thot: i agree
rock: why r u dating bread monoma?
blondie: cuz he's always there for me ugh 😩
tape: *gasp* not u assuming the breads gender 🙄
pikachuwu: c a n c e l l e d
blondie: FUCK IM SORRY I DIDNT THINK AKSBKSJEKR
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tape: tell that to the bread smh my head 🙄💅
kacchan: WHY TF IS HE IN A RELATIONSHIP WITH B R E A D
blondie: bread has feelings too 💔
kacchan: no tf it doesn't ???
izuwu: yuh it does 💔
izuwu: stan bread ‼️🛐
kacchan: that's it.
kacchan left the group
izuwu added kacchan
kacchan left the group
izuwu added kacchan
kacchan: fuck u
izuwu: not rn i'm busy 😩
kacchan: die
izuwu: bestie u already told me that when we were younger 😻💅
insomniac
pikachuwu: that happens a lot lol
insomniac
blondie: neither am i lmao
kacchan: no one asked for ur opinion
blondie: ugh izuku he's in a mood again 🙄
izuwu: sigh. i'm disappointed kacchan 😔
kacchan: stop
blondie: maybe you'd be nicer if you ate some bread 🍞‼️
izuwu: i have some homemade right here if u want sum
kacchan: why
kacchan: just why
rock: they have a point bakubro
tape: yea! bread is good 4 u 🥵🍞
pinky: everyone should eat bread 😼🍞
floaty: i eat bread cuz it's the only thing i can afford 💔🍞
ribbitch: oh my poor baby.....
ribbitch: I EAT FLIES, GET OVER IT
floaty: srry, i didn't mean to upset you with my broke-ness
ribbitch: 🙄
insomniac
insomniac
izuwu: n o
izuwu: ŷöu ãrè tråppėd
izuwu: thęrë īš ñø ëśçâpē
kacchan: baby r u ok
izuwu: not rlly lol
icy-thot: make soba.
icy-thot: soba make pain go away.
icy-thot: 🍜
izuwu: um- sho r u ok there?
icy-thot: no lol
izuwu: wanna talk ab it
icy-thot: sure
izuwu: aight i'll make soba 🍜
icy-thot: come 2 my dorm
icy-thot: bakubitch can come too cuz ik he got alotta trauma to unpack too 💔
kacchan: BITCHH AISHHSJSBD NO TF I DONT???
izuwu: kacchannn just come pleaseee
kacchan: whatever.
insomniac
pikachuwu: yea, bakubro gets jealous of todoroki a lot lol
kacchan: I AM NOT JEALOUS??
rock: tell that to todo and mido 🧍♀️
izuwu: ur jealous bb
icy-thot: ur more jealous than my dad is of all might
izuwu: SHOTO STOP JEBSKSJJD
izuwu: WE'RE NOT DISCUSSING UR DAD RN
icy-thot: lol sorry, i hate that bitch
kacchan: how tf did we end up talking ab that bitch u call dad
icy-thot: idk, if we're not gonna insult him then can we move on
blondie: WAIT CAN I SHARE MY OPINION ON UR FATHER
icy-thot: yes, there is a correct answer tho
blondie: but it's my opinion-
icy-thot: their is a correct answer.
blondie: ok ok jeez
blondie: ur dads a bitch.
blondie: that's all
icy-thot: i luv u
blondie: OMFG R U SEEING THIS??
blondie: HE LOVES ME BACK OMFG
blondie: I KNEW WE WERE SOULMATES UGH 😩
izuwu: i think this calls for a celebration song 😏
kacchan: and that's my cue to leave, goodnight
izuwu: ignore him
izuwu: CHOOSE A SONG MONOMA BB
blondie: *clears throat*
blondie: can u stay up all night 😼
izuwu: fuck me 'til the daylight 🥵
pinky: 34 + 35 ?
pikachuwu: baby u might need a seatbelt when i ride it 😩
izuwu: imma leave it open like a door come inside it 🤩
blondie: even tho i'm wifey u can hit it like a side chick ✨✨
izuwu: don't need no side dick, no 🙄💅
pinky: got the neighbours yelling earthquake 😏
pikachuwu: 4.5 when i make the bed shake 🥵
blondie: put it down heavy 😩 even though it's lightweight 🙄
izuwu: yea we stared at midnight 🤩
izuwu: go 'til the sunrise 😩💅
pinky: done @ the same time 🥰
pikachuwu: but whose counting the time when we got it for life 🙂💅
kacchan: i know all ur favourite spots 🙄
izuwu: *gasp* kacchan?
kacchan: we can take it from the top 😏
kacchan: u such a dream come true true 😻
izuwu: make a bitch wanna hit snooze ooh 🥵💅
blondie: can u stay up all night 😩
izuwu: fuck me 'til the daylight 😻
pinky: 34 + 35 ?
blondie: KEHDKSKDB WOOO WE SLAYYEDD
insomniac
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