sparkly: bonjour mon ami

kacchan: speak english bitch

izuwu: :o bonjour mon ami

kacchan: deku wtf

izuwu: i learnt some french so i could speak to aoyama easier :D

sparkly: i appreciate it izuku ✨

pikachuwu: wait isn't france where cheese and bread comes from?

tape: OMG BRO I LOVE CHEESE AND BREAD

sparkly: yes, i can bring you some cheese if you would like. collecting it is one of my many hobbies

izuwu: NO DONT SAY YES

tape: why :( i just want my cheese

izuwu: he showed up on my balcony at 2am with cheese. don't. say. yes.

pikachuwu: but i want cheese

pikachuwu: AOYAMA BRING ME THE CHEESE

sparkly: okay ✨

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tape: what happens??

rock: he gets hyper and none of us know why

izuwu: denki. . . are you addicted to cheese??

pikachuwu: nO WHY WOULD YOU THINK THAT

kacchan: don't lie, i saw u eating all of aoyama's cheese the other day

sparkly: that was you denki?

pikachuwu: IM SORRY OKAY? IT JUST LOOKED SO GOODDD

sparkly: why all you had to do was ask ✨

sparkly: that cheese was a few days old though so i was gonna throw it out

pikachuwu: oh well THAT explains why i felt sick afterwards lmao

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kacchan: haha thats karma for stealing someone's food dumbass

pikachuwu: you're all so mean to me :(

izuwu: noooo poor denki

izuwu: here look at my pet frog

izuwu:

izuwu: i named him frog might ᕦ(ò_óˇ)ᕤ

pikachuwu: omg frog might :o

ribbitch: WOA BB YOU GOT A PET FROG AND DIDNT TELL ME

ribbitch: I HAVE A FROG TOO

ribbitch: THEY COULD BE BESTIES OMG

izuwu: WOA SEND A PIC OF UR FROG PLS

ribbitch:

ribbitch: her name is strawberry cuz she likes to eat strawberries :3

pikachuwu: WOA SO COOL OMG

pikachuwu: I WANT A PET PIKACHU :3

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pikachuwu: no they r real >:(

kacchan: they aren't real now stfu

kacchan: deku i'm coming 2 ur dorm to meet frog might

izuwu: oki kacchan!

floaty: ME AND TSU R COMING TOO

ribbitch: YEAH WE'RE BRINGING STRAWBERRY WITH US

izuwu: OMG FROG PARTY

floaty: YAY OMGG

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pikachuwu: AHHHHHH GUYS HELP ME

pinky: WHAT KAMIBABE R U OKAY???

tape: BRO DONT DIE ON ME WE HAVENT GOTTEN PET PIKACHU'S YET

izuwu: DENKI WHATS WRONG

pikachuwu: IZUKU YOU WERE RIGHT

izuwu: huh

pikachuwu: I SHOULDNT HAVE SAID YES TO AOYAMA

pikachuwu: HE'S OUTSIDE MY WINDOW HOLDING A PLATE OF CHEESE

kacchan: denki you can fucking turn off auto caps now

pikachuwu: oh sorry

izuwu: anyways- HAHA I WAS RIGHT 😎

pikachuwu: yea yea, you were right

pikachuwu: BUT CAN SOMEONE PLEASE GET RID OF AOYAMA BEFORE I ACCIDENTALLY ELECTROCUTE HIM AND MYSELF

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izuwu: luv u shinso

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pikachuwu: STOP SHOWING AFFECTION IM KINDA ABOUT TO DI OVER HERE

kacchan: stop being overdramatic and buck the fuck up

kacchan: aoyama can't hurt you, his quirk is literally a glitter laser from his belly button

izuwu: yea! you could electrocute him and he'd be down almost instantly

pikachuwu: oh shit i forgot abt that, thanks guys

pikachuwu: OMG AOYAMA LEFT

tape: yea cuz hES OUTSIDE MY WINDOW NOW

tape: WITH MORE CHEESE GOD DAMMIT

rock: bro you did this to urself

tape: i feel betrayed bro

rock: don't you dare sero-

tape: not manly 💔

rock: ...now i have to save you to be manly again

pinky: oh my god you guys r so funny to watch LMAOOO

izuwu: mina they're being serious

pinky: i know, they r idiots

tape: STOP BULLYING US AND HELP ME ESCAPE FROM AOYAMA

icythot: aoyama is kinda like the glittery version of monoma

izuwu: wait omg yea-

blondie: should i be offended i-

icythot: yes. you should be offended.

tape: once again, SPARKLY MONOMA IS WATCHING ME WITH HIS CHEESE PLATE

icythot: idk man just ask him to leave

icythot: or go bakugo style and say "get the fuck off of my balcony before i blow you up."

tape: ....omg that's a great idea

izuwu: sho u saved the sero lol

icythot: great

icythot: now make me soba so i can cry about my dad being a dick

izuwu: lmao i'll join you so i can cry about my dad leaving me

kacchan: great while you two bond over shitty parents i'm going to sleep now stop texting the group chat before i snap ur necks

tape: k but i just wanted to announce that aoyama left my balcony now so i'm safe

pikachuwu: omg that's great :)

rock: am i manly again now

tape: sure dude, even tho it was todo that saved me

rock: YAY IM MANLY

kacchan: i will snap ur necks

pikachuwu: goodnight guys 😀✋

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