blondie: seriously considering putting metal in the microwave for attention rn

kacchan: stfu

icythot: do it p u s s y

izuwu: monoma no-

pikachuwu: wait what happens if u put metal in the microwave ??

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izuwu: denki you'll explode the microwave

pikachuwu: oMg wait that sounds kinda cool tho

rock: ayo let's try it out

tape: I WANNA JOIN

ribbitch: NO, NO ONE WILL BE PUTTING METAL IN THE MICROWAVE.

pikachuwu:

ribbitch: BITCH UR GONNA EXPLODE THE ONLY WORKING MICROWAVE IN THE DORMS

pikachuwu: SHAKKSKS ABORT MISSION CUZ I NEED THE MICROWAVE TO MAKE MY MICROWAVEABLE MEALS

tape: damn i wanted to see that explosion

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pikachuwu:

pikachuwu: guys help bakugo is chasing me with a knife 😀👍

rock: LMAO WHY THE PICTURE SKHSOSJE

tape: DENKI PLS WHAT

pikachuwu: NOOO I MEANT TO CLICK ON THIS ONE

pikachuwu:

insomniac

pikachuwu: why does it matter-

pikachuwu: H E L P M E

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izuwu: considering kacchan just texted me asking where denki would hide, i'm guessing he did something very dumb

pikachuwu: but like...did you tell him where i am

izuwu: no

pikachuwu: THANKS OMG IM SAFE

izuwu: i told him to go on snap maps to see where ur location is

pinky: i'm so proud of u izuku omg, snap locations always spill the most t e a

pikachuwu: FUCK I HEAR HIM COMING HITOSHI HELP MEEEE

insomniac

pikachuwu: bITCHKJSA&/£&

izuwu: um- denki??

kacchan: k i've finished with denki now.

tape: AYO WHAT DID YOU DO TO MY BRO 😡😡

pikachuwu: he just threatened me with the knife, dw guys 👹

insomniac

pikachuwu: i told him the food he made tasted mouldy

izuwu: DENKI LMAO U DUMBASS

pikachuwu:

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tape: guys help

pinky: AYO WHATS UP SEROO BABEE

tape: HEYO MINA BABE 🤩

izuwu: sero what do u need help with 🧍‍♀️

tape: oh ya uhhh

tape: me and denki r having a sleepover

tape: and

kacchan: BITCH JUST TYPE IT OUT AND ONE LONG MESSAGE INSTEAD OF MULTIPLE PARTS?!?!?

kacchan: idiot

izuwu: kacchan be nice to ur friends 😡

tape: oof sorry

tape: anyways

tape: i just woke up to denki screaming 'daddy' repeatedly in his sleep.

pinky: OABAOAHDI LMAO

pinky: hold on that keyboard smash doesn't look right

pinky: SISHKSBE that's better :)

izuwu: wait sero send us a video pls i wanna hear him 💀

tape: k gimme a sec

rock: LMAO I JUST BACKREAD WTF IS DENKI DOINGGG

pinky: IKR HEOSBEKDND

tape:

pinky: OHMYGOD THATS HANDS DOWN THE BEST THING I'VE HEARD ALL DAY

floaty: OMG KAMINARI LMAOOO

pinky: uraraka 🤩

floaty: mina 🤩

izuwu: aYo don't you guys think you should wake denki up??

izuwu: he might be having a nightmare-

tape: OH SHIT LMAOO

tape: i'll get shinso shosbsks

insomniac

tape: thanks bro 😩

insomniac

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spotify: guys mr aizawa wants u in his classroom rn

tape: wHAT DID WE DO SBOAJSKS

spotify: he wants to discuss everyone's 'poor behaviour'

pikachuwu: fuck 🧍‍♀️

blondie: haha class 1-a is in ✨trouble✨

kacchan: dumbass we're just gonna snitch on u

blondie: NO PLS SHOTO BABE STOP THEM

icythot: no u deserve it

icythot: bitch

icythot: don't call me 'babe' ew

blondie: ugh i thought you loved me 💔

sparkly: i love you mon ami ✨

blondie: HELLO FELLOW BLONDE OMG 🤩🤩

spotify: and they lived happily ever after, the end.

spotify: NOW HURRY UP AIZAWA IS PISSED WITH YOU ALL

pinky: we're coming 😔

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