So I saw alot of NieR's 2B x MR before and so with that I add to you this story. Noted that I will be winging it again like how I did to Murakumo and Huntress. With a dash of CoD and The Last Stand:Dead Zone elements. The art is not mine as well as the characters.

Wanna know what you look like?

Terrance Brooks from CoD (I am in mobile)

3rd POV

Sound of circuitry, [d]ebris and water can be heard as a man with an assault rifle was sprinting across the ruins of an old building. His name? Y/N L/N. A man of computers as he was before. He is also known for his fine marksmanship in ARs. How did it become to this? Well it is unknown as well as the extraordinary humans with blades fending of the robots, big or small, none [a]re spared.

Y/N stopped on his tracks looking out a window, surveyi[n]g the area. Couple of robots 2 huge ones and a handful of small to mid. A family you could say but this one with take be a massacre for him. He took out his scope and attached it to the AK {GraveDigger}, a flash hider/silencer to surely mask his noise and location. He took a huge breath like Will A Zepell[i] and took his first shot. It resulted to a 2 kill shot.

2 buildings down from his vantage point his shot surprised 2 figur[e]s.

? : 2B did you see that medium robot fall? I think it can from near here?

A young one named 9S spoke, looking at his companion, 2B. She as we[ll] is shocked.

2B: Change of plans 9S

They charged at the robot. Back to Y/N he looked and shot ag[a]in this time hitting the robots circuit housing. Then he see it. Two more humans, fighting the tin cans, weilding katanas, pitting like in the arenas.

He thought to himself might as well coop for the better of getting rid of bread board brown hoards. And so a every man... or bot is to themselves he stroke them down to scrap.

2B then saw all trajectories where coming from. She looked and saw a (h/c) mane. Reflection of his scope and smoke of his barrel. A rouge android? Or maybe a surviving human.

A few [m]inutes went and gone and a few more meltable iron laying around, Y/N booked it, escaping the scene as far as possible. As well as the two androids. They went to follow the one who disrupt their mission, but in a helpful wa[y].

9S: 2B we have [l]ost him...

2B: Fear n[o]t 9S we can still find that person next time

Timeskip- with za hando da

It has been a few days. For Y/N, another day to hunt. In those few days, he ha[v]en't found anlother cach[e] to open. Because of a few keycards he have been carrying vouc[h]ing for weapons or ammo it stores. But this don't stop for Y/N [a]swell every few blocks old abandoned military out[p]ost can be found. They have enough MREs for him to stay alive.

This hel[p]s Y/N. Coffee instant type 2, ma[y]be spaghetti marinara, or even they newest in the MRE holy grail. Pizza MRE. Morale [b]oosted. All is good. No huge tin cans to deal with, food that last longer not to mention a strategic location for fend[i]ng himself before hitting the road again.

Later on Y/N wande[r] the establishment with his submachine gun {Sprayer}, a few quarters from the inhabi[t]ants before. A mess hall and a kitchen. Armory whic[h] was looted by some survivors or others. To name a few.

A loud crash was hear[d]. He readied his weapon and pointed [a]t possible entry ways. He is in a hallwa[y] near the CO's Office

???: [2]B are you sure he's in here?

2B?: I think I am 9S. He uses a long ranged weapon similar to the ones based here.

He went in the Office and scavenged through the containers and he came across a small trunk. Obviousl[y] propped under the desk. He opened it and there it was another Infam[o]us Weapon: {Boomstick} and a huge box of death sl[u]gs: {Stoppage}.

He loaded his newly acquired weapon and his behind the door. He heard footsteps co[m]ing. Soon the 2 entities enter the room and had a convers[a]tion.

9S: 2B do you think [h]e went in here?

2B: I am pretty sure he did I just heard rummaging a minute [a]go. Pod scan the place.

He heard a sma[l]l buzzing noise and saw a tracking checker board pattern on a wall. No hesitation he [k]icked the door and pointed h[i]s weapon at the two.

Y/N: Some nerve you got [t]ailing me huh? Here to kill me?

The 2 sprung up to action by pointing their Katan[a]s at Y/N.

Y/N: Please allow me to demonstrate. This is a {Boomstick}. This shotgun can dish out a whopping 150DPS±, reloading time under mere seconds. The shells loaded can stop a football player equipped with body armor which is running a his best from midfield to end goal hence the name {Stoppage}. You and your pods can die in here propped by the wall, cracked.

The androids stood down and he as well. The male Android spoke.

9S: I am 9S and she is 2B we ar-

Y/N: Androids from Yorha, I know. Heard you from old bot Pascal. Running errands I presume.

He walked to the desk and kept scavenging. A few munitions and another slug box.

2B: then have you seen another Android named A2?

He looked at her and thought. He went back and said

Y/N: The few circuit powered entities I have known are you two and the bots at the Pascal village. Now come with me to the front I think you two are burning both ends of the candle from your looks alone.

Y/N lead them to small quarters with a full dufflebag and a few neat bunkbeds

Y/N: you Androids eat?

(Look like I told you people before I am winging it to make it more workable for me

Edit: consulted Reddit and YT)

9S: We can consume human food as well...

Y/N: Good cause i have a decent amount for you two. I need to lessen the load for my scavenges.

2B:... What are you even looking for in this ruins anyways.

The the androids sat down the campfire and Y/N took out 3 bags of meal. He closed his eyes and sighed looking up to the ceiling.

Y/N: protection... I am trying to find a way from this hell hole. Maybe a portal, transport to another dimension like a DeLorean, or even take out my gun and have my brains all over the concrete...

He turns around feeling the awkward silence from the two.

Y/N: I am sorry for my rant especially the last one I real-

2B:Its fine we know your grief. We would like to help you to got to our space station or get you to the moon so you can-

Y/N: Negative...

The two looked concerned about the response.

Y/N: I may be great up there... But i really wanted the life surviving the great outdoors as well.

He then gave the meals to his company. And sat with them talking the night away.

Hours passed 9S was on his bed sleeping.

Y/N: 2B you go to bed. I'll be on guard duty.

2B: Thats a negative Y/N you have been tired the whole night and ill be taking watch.

2B reluctantly said pushing Y/N to bed and a few minutes has past he slept. 2B was looking around before looking at his face again. Androids also felt emotions . She learned onto him and said

2B: Maybe I can learn the emotion called love from you Y/N.

She then Kissed his forehead and cuddled onto him

Timeskip with CoDM (Find me as DeadZoneDJ)

Y/N woke up and saw 2B cuddling on and she , feeling him, woke up as well.

2B: Good morning there Y/N I think you needed body heat so i cuddled up to you.

He then looked away blushing

Y/N: I see well... Maybe you need some fill before we headout?

The 3 of them ate breakfast and left the base. It was an abandoned landscape. Ruins, mossed or riddled with vines. Metal plates and wiring everywhere. This was Y/N seeing everyday as he travel. It was then 9S sprung up an Idea.

9S: Why dont you join YoRHa?

Y/N stopped on his tracks and looked at 9S. The 2 androids stopped on their tracks as well.

Y/N: I already told you I am a mere drifter. I wanted to settle to another place than there.

9S: But you can still go places. YoRHa can compensate you. In the end you benefit both of your self and the Command.

He sat down and looked at the two. Contemplating on what is up.

Y/N: I think i would. I need to prove my self for the better.

And joined he did. It was a couple of missions, he finally have a title in the YoRHa.

Commander White: As part of the YoRHa, Y/N L/N, you may not be an android yet you are a warrior of exceptional skill and weaponry. From this point forward you are now Ω1

White then took 2 boxes a long rectangular one and a square one and placed it on the table.

White: Ω1 you may now have these weapons. They are yours at your disposal.

Y/N open the rectangular one and recieved the Shadow Blade Katana. The blade reflects the light as he removed it from its scabbard. He proceeds to open the 2nd box and received a high powered revolver. An Annihilator pistol.

Y/N: I shall call them and

9S and 2B was there with him and celebrated. Everything was good for him.

9S: You are one of the kind Ω1. Let's some food for you

9S walked to their shared room and when Y/N about to go, 2B stop him at his tracks.

2B: I wanted to tell you something. After these couple of missions the 3 of us are together. You have saved me countless of times. I would like to thank you the right way.

2B kiss Y/N and cuddled on to his chest. Y/N happily cuddled back and kissed her forehead.

It keeps getting better and better.

Timeskip

Y/N was now the greatest asset YoRHa have. But he still wants the life of the nomad. 2B at his side and 9S at the other. They search high and low for their enemy. Adam and Eve.

Y/N: So youre saying the enemy are inside this Hangar?

They are in Ohio. Standing on the tarmac overlooking on what its called Hangar 18

9S: Yes we maybe far from the specific point command gave us but the trail led here.

Y/N: and then i thought Hangar 18 was just a mere song.

2B: what are you talking about hun?

Y/N: Nothing just some thinking you kn-

9S: You mean that metal song from the olden days?

Y/N sighs and looked at the two.

Y/N: yes that song now cmon there is no way those two can take over the place.

Y/N unholstered his revolver and had, the other hand on his katana's hilt.

They've entered the hangar seeing a huge arch at the end of the room, looking like its newly built. A couple of decommisioned and prototype armaments ranging from small arms to vehicular weaponry. Near the so called arch are the ones we needed to stop. Adam and Eve.

Adam: Seems that you really wanted to help us Machines. You have brought us a human.

Eve: we would love to give you a reward but maybe killing you both is already a nice reward to itself.

Y/N laughed at the two machines in which the 4 only stared at him.

Y/N: Boi! You two are so...

9S: Bonkers?

Y/N: yeah thats right. Maybe we need to readjust there heads or something to make them sane is it?

The 2 androids then unsheathed their weapons readying and him taking aim at the Machines. As the Androids charged at the other 2, a well placed shot hit Adam into his chest. He pulled the hammer back again and aimed at Eve. The same goes, halting their movement as they go and fight. A few slashed from 2B and 9S were made for them to be in their knees

Eve: Fools! The secret of 18 is only ours and ours alone. Our creators have given us these weapons for your kind to be subdued to our superiority.

Adam: after this earth is gone well be going to the other to make them our guinea pigs. The portal is ready at our use. We will ravage every human in exist-

A shot rang out, Adam fell to the floor, the hole exiting blew a huge chuck at the back of his head.

Y/N: I hate long monologues.

He then turned at Eve. Who was smirking. It turns out he had a remote in his hand opening the portal and threw it into the portal.

Y/N: you sly son of a-

Another hole was made into Eve. The portal gravity was strong and it took the dead duos' lifeless corpes.

Y/N: Goddamn we need to decommission the portal yet those wires could fry you two, the panels are closed shut and I can't hack into the mainframe... I'll be coming in there.

2B: No Y/N you are not allowed I don't want to lose you.

Y/N: We have no choice. I need to get the remote.

2B: what ever happens I'll come with you.

9S: Yes, I'll come with you as well.

The 3 jumped into portal. It was then in the few minutes it closed...

White: Ω1?! 9S?! 2B?!

Heroes that stopped the leader of the Machine lifeforms from taking the humans as their test subject.

???: Dimension (14)(19)/(2) inbound.

Is it KIA or MIA?. It was clearly MIA. As the scanner class looked around the Hangar for clues of the whereabouts of the 3.

[Ω] [B]ids hi[S] farewells

Timeskip 2 hours later.

Y/N finally woke up from the crash. He looked around the forest and saw 2B. I quickly got up from his impact and ran to her direction. He shook her body waking her up

Y/N: 2B wake up... I need you alive. You can live.

2B opened her eyes and saw his face. The face of the man she love. 2B quickly hug him and went in to wake 9S. The trio was now good and ready to take one the wilderness.

9S: I can't seem to use my pod here Ω1 seems we are on our own.

Hand in hand 2B and Y/N walked to the thick forest, 9S on recon. Seeing a gate from a far distance they went and saw a wall stretching from east to west.

Upon closer inspection as they have reached the gate, it read

木ノ葉隠れの里

9S: Konohagakure? Is this the name of the place?

Y/N: seems like it. If we are going to blend into this world we have to be established.

He then looked at 2B

Y/N: Love from this point forward you are now Bettina Yorha.

He then went back to 9S

Y/N: and you are Sean Yorha.

The trio went in and saw people fixing their homes and a giant hole from a ground. It looks like it has been attacked.

A couple more buildings are intact and they are now resting in an inn.

Sean: Hey N/N you think we can establish in this village?

Y/N: I think we can we just have to be cautious. And we can make do with our works as well.

The two androids nodded and 9S went to bed. 2B held onto him and asked

Bettina: I think we can start a family here?

Y/N: definitely we are.

The two kissed and dreamt of good things happening.

And indeed it happened. It turns out it was a village of Ninjas. A couple of days ago an attack was imminent and fended of the so called Akatsuki.

A hero named Naruto Uzumaki saved the village. All repairs was made to its former glory.

As for our trio they have established a compound and made a group of fighters that helped the village. They are now well established and the group grew stronger. His old friends reunited.

As for the couple. Well they had a child. A girl whom they named Charlotte. She grew up to be the best in both techniques as her parents.

2B: I maybe an Android but you made me feel more human. I love you with all my heart. My Y/N

~End~

A/N what an ending... Say do you know why I made it end in The Hidden Leaf? Well soon you will find out. Later my fellow readers