in real time...

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"i didn't know that mcdonald's even stayed open this late." tsu chirped, opening the door for her friends and ushering them inside.

"wait," you stop, looking at voltaire. "bitch where did you leave kaminari?"

"oh fuck!" voltaire exclaims, whipping out a black tarot card and kissing it with her purple glossed lips. sparks flew from the card as a screaming kaminari fell out of it and onto the ground.

"oh hey, how y'all doing~?" he quipped, looking at you and the gang with wide eyes. he scrambled to his feet, looked around noticing where you all were at and squealed with his golden eyes lighting up in glee.

"holy shit were at mcdonald's!"

you rolled your eyes, slapping him upside the head and strutting forward, doc martens stomping on the tile floor. "aye yo where the fried chicken at?"

"baby girl, what are you gonna get?" mina asked you cheerfully, coming up to your side and linking arms with you.

only the core members of 'y/n bitches' were here, sneaking out at almost 2 in the morning to avoid aizawa. deku and ochaco staring at the menu, deciding what to eat while tokoyami and todoroki trailed behind voltari as she yelled at kaminari to 'shut the fuck up and stop yelling.'

"BITCHS!" you yelled over the voices, gesturing with you hands to be quiet. "quietly decide what to eat, wait shit how are we paying?"

"i have my father's credit card."

"shoto no-."

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you guys used endeavor's credit card.

maxing it out just under the mark and celebrating by eating the food on the roof of a bank across the street.

"MY FRIES!" kaminari screamed as his happy meal fries fell off the roof and onto the sidewalk below them. he turned to you, a sad expression on his face and sighed in defeat.

"tokoyami i'll give you two dollars if you eat those off the ground."

"no."

mina shifted in your lap, her hair tickling your thigh as she lay there. voltaire sat next to you, contently eating her chicken nuggets and dipping them in ranch.

"who the fuck dips their chicken nuggets in ranch?" tokoyami said, pointing to voltaire with a look of disgust.

"well fuck you too."

"i'm just saying, sweet and sour is where it's at." tokoyami quipped, pointing a finger at voltaire with a shit-eating grin. voltaire responded with a flat look her gray eyes piercing tokoyami's with a silent threat, to which he just laughed.

"guys guys listen up!" you shouted, taking a sip of your soda and clapping your hands together. "would you all still love me if i was a worm?"

everyone went silent.

"what the fuck?"

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the gang had moved to a park about two blocks away front the dorms. voltaire sat in the grass away from the crowd watching her friends acts like idiot and smiled softly to herself. she loved seeing you happy, after all you were best friends since primary school so she had been with you even at your lowest. she was your best friend for good and there was nothing she would do to change that.

"tari!" you called, a giddy smile on your flushed face. you ran to her side, slamming your face into her lap and sighing contently. voltaire placed hand on your head, playing with your locks of h/c hair.

"voltaire?" you questioned, "you think we'll be heroes?"

"definitely."

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just a little blurb for y'all, let me know in the comments things you'd like to see! characters, scenarios, ships, etc!

- medusa