《I Sold Myself to the Devil for Vinyls... Pitiful I Know》Chapter Thirty Nine
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New chapter!! :D
Okay so before you read on, we have to establish a few things.
First off, Josh; really hot, BUT, hotter than Blake?
Depends on what's your taste, but honestly they really do look the same (and no their mom didn't have an affair or anything they are not related, I just wanted to state it before you guys start to speculate ;P)
Oh and Josh wanted to thank you all for your praise about is awesomeness (well that's how he saw it ;P) but mostly good looks! And he would like to state (he's screaming in my head right now actually) that he would really like to spill everything about Blake but his hands are tied (I rule the book ;P) but he's telling you all that he will have a long talk with Blake about the pros of just blurring it all out (he's telling them to me right now and it won't work... ;P)
Now, Josh did sound like an asshole, BUT (sorry I have to defend him, I love him too much! I like making fun of Blake with him!! ;P Mouhahahahaha) Josh usually isn't really consider as a Clark-type-of-jerk, actually he's a whole lot like Blake, minus one little detail (the reason why Josh and I like to make fun of him, and no ladies it doesn't have anything to do with size here ;P)
So ya... sorry little rant about Josh... he a good guy everyone, and even though it might not look like it, there's an actual reason why he's acting the way is acting with Lexi right now...
Oh and Josh is probably the one who knows Blake the best along with someone else (you can go on and guess that one now ;P) so of course he's going to know exactly what's going on between the two ;P
Oh and I wanted to let you guys know that I've been sorting my chapters out, to plan everything and that around chapter 44 you'll get a big chunk of Blake's issues (one of them that is) so ya, prepare yourselves... and we'll have about... oh I'm not sure... 80 chapters maybe... lol... oh and I've written the last chapter and the epilogue already... mouhahahaha, sorry had to share, because I love it, and you guy will freak.. mouhahahaha so ya... I could sent it to the highest bidder? ;P
LOL mouhahahahaha (I want real money now, not Monopoly checks ;P)
Oh and I wanted to make this chapter longer but as always got distracted, and you wouldn't have gotten anything if I hadn't stopped it here... so ya... sorry! And I know it's all talk no action (lol) but you have to understand we need to establish a relationship here and for that we need to bring our characters closer, little by little... so ya... there will be more talking... I like to write dialogue more than anything so you guys are stuck with this ;P
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So anyway, you know this by now : read, enjoy, vote and comment!! :P
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"So what were you guys working on..." Josh trailed while he walked around Blake's second floor, picking up the books lying around and placing them back in the library.
"Chemistry" I answered and went to sit back on the computer to save what I had written.
"Of course you were..." Josh grinned.
"Please, that one was way too easy, I think even Blake wouldn't have made it..." I snorted.
"Oww, did you hear that Blake? She almost praised you... maybe I should write that down in a book or something with the date and all" Josh laughed.
"Alright, enough Josh, get out, oh and stop moving my books around! You're effing up all my order!"
"Order? That's not called order, that's called a freaking tornado! It's almost blasphemy the way you treat those poor things!" Josh said disapprovingly a pile of books in his hands "Oh and how come I have to get out and she can stay? I've known you longer; I have priority!"
"Ya but she "almost" praised me while you're being an asshole" Blake said mischievously.
"Hey I did NOT praise Blakey-boy get that through your head boys!" I interrupted them.
I mean what I said wasn't really supposed to be a compliment or anything!
"Rejected!!" Josh laughed.
"Please, she can't resist me, just look at the way she drools when she looks at me" Blake answered him, smirking like an idiot.
"Please Nancy-Boy, she's drooling over me! You're too much of a wuss! You love-précoce!" Josh said, grinning.
Okay, I don't think I like hanging around those two.
For one thing they are way too much alike! And I really can't keep up with them...
It's just like having two Blake's in front of me!
Two really hot Blake's...
Though the more I look, Blake was the sexiest one, I mean it was those deep grey eyes, and that smirk of his, those nice sexy hands and that hot muscular back covered with that nice white shirts, with "Stop staring at my man boobs" written on it, even though he was far far from having man boobs, he had a perfect man chest actually...
Alright Lexi, stop it, just stop!!!
"Drop it! We're so not making that into a word!" Blake scowled.
Alright, Lexi, really lost right now...
"Oh yes we are, David Axelrod!" Josh said with a wide grin.
"Josh, I'm warning you one last time, shut the fuck up!"
"Oh I'm not, I'm just enjoying myself right now! The name suits you!" Josh happily said to Blake and then looked at me "Oh and Jade you gotta give me your trick to make that bastard smile now and then, I'm tired of having to drag a sulking wuss all the time!"
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"My name's Lexi, remember?"
Rude much?
"Oh I know... Jade just suits you better in this situation"
"You know, you're like way confusing dude..." I told him
"You really don't know that one? Well, I fell really bad for knowing it and not you... I'll explain to you why Jade-"
"Josh, if you don't shut up right now, I'm going to drive over your studio and scratch the plaster off your mural with my freaking nails and then I'll let Miss Puss pee all over the place!" Blake threatened
"Miss Puss?" I asked confused.
Yes, confused was really the perfect word to describe how I was right now.
"Ya Josh here, Mister Cleaning Freak has a freaking cat he named Miss Puss! How lame!" Blake laughed.
"You're just jealous cause you like my cat! My cat rocks!"
"And leaves its hair everywhere!" Blake smirked.
"You have to make compromise in a relationship Blake... something you'll need to learn one day!"
"You know what guys, I think that lab report can wait, and I don't think we're going to work on it more tonight, so I'm out of here!" I said to both of them, even though they seemed pretty engrossed in their arguing so maybe they weren't even listening and I picked up my bag, heading for the stairs.
"Hey where do you think you're going Pumpkin? You're staying right here!" Blake automatically said, stopping his other conversation.
"To listen to you girls argue?" I smirked a little.
"No, no, you're staying for dinner; you have to make up for the other night." Blake informed me.
"No I'm not, last time it was just supposed to be your mom, you and me. I never agreed for a dinner with Mister Puss" I snorted.
"Oww, in your face Josh!!" Blake smirked, and then turned around, towards me, raising his hand "High five!"
I shrugged and then slapped his hand, thinking it wouldn't do any wrong but then Blake's hand closed around mine and he tugged me towards him "You're staying for dinner, whether it's on your own free will or because I tie you up to the chair" he said, his eyes shinning evilly, his voice low.
I swallowed loudly.
For one second my mind had gone through numerous possibilities to explain why he was tugging me towards him, all well let's just say I wanted to punch myself.
Seriously, I really had to snap out of this, alright he's hot, we all know it, now could I just not think about it anymore... I actually wanted to be his friend, and anything else wouldn't help that relationship...
"If I were you, Cucurbitacée, I would listen to him, he means business" Josh smirked.
"Cucur-what?" I frowned as confused as I could be.
There really was no reason to try to understand them... it was like trying to understand a conversation between me and Vanessa, at any moment we could just look at each other's face and burst laughing, or just say one word and know what the other talked about immediately... It was something close friends had; this ability to make people around them feel like outsiders...
"Cucurbitacée, ya know like cucurbitaceae, the family of plants... the pumpkin being one of them!" Josh explained.
"Wow, look at you Joshey-Moshey, trying to sound smart and all!" Blake laughed, turning to look at him, but he was still holding my hand.
And strangely, I didn't want him to let it go just yet...
"Well at least "I" can put out the fire unlike you David!" Josh grinned, and that's when Blake let go of my hand and tackled Josh to the ground.
"Shit Blake!! The books!!" Josh whined and then I started laughing, while Blake punched Josh in the ribs.
"When I'll be done beating you up, even Miss Puss won't recognize you!" Blake threatened.
"Girls! Break it off now!!" I laughed and then ran towards them, grabbing Blake by the arms, trying to get him up.
"Let the men deal with their problems Pumpkin!" Blake said, but then laughed.
"You're a dick Blake!" Josh said, shaking his head, but he was chuckling a little.
But then little figure appearing in the room interrupted the argument "Dinner ready" Anita said happily with her strong Spanish accent "What did Mister Josh did again?" she asked smirking a little.
Why did everyone here smirk?
"Please, it's all Blake's fault here, mister I overreact all the freaking time!" Josh complained, while getting back on his feet.
"Oh dude you were so looking for it!" Blake said, shaking his head.
"Food get cold if you keep bickering like chickens!" Anita warned and then left the room.
Blake chuckled but then grabbed me around the shoulders and dragged me towards the stairs.
"Now don't you think I'm going to let you get away, you're staying!" he said, his voice mischievous.
"Does that mean you're going to tie me up to the chair?" I snorted, but smiled a little.
I don't know why, but it was nice to think that Blake actually wanted me to stay here, to stay for dinner, to stay with his family...
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