《Is It Wrong To Not Give A Damn In The Dungeon》I said it's a one-shot but never believe me
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A/N- Yo, how's it going my fellow friends. Back when I made chapter 1 I had no information on Danmachi as I just made it on a whim after watching seasons 1 and 2 several months ago. But I think I've got enough info to make another. So let's do it.
(changed his age to 18)
So here I am, In the world of Danmachi, A world I didn't have much knowledge of because i was what you would call a "casual" fan. I got a tour from the sword princess. While we passed I heard some people call her Kenki.
So Im going to call her that. It's the less cringe version of sword princess.
I also found out Loki was lesbian, which made me question why she seemed interesting in guys. As far as I recall, I wasn't hot enough to make girls wet like that. But then again, average looks IRL can be equal to godly looks in anime. The world is weird like that.
After the end of the tour, Kenki's stomach growled. She must have stomach pains or something. When my stomach makes a sound like that's, that's probably the case it's almost never because I'm hungry. whoever said that needs a punch in the balls.
Me: You want to buy something?
Kenki: Could we?
Me: That depends on you. Im broke right now.
My dumbass didn't bother collecting those crystal things from those dead monsters. Plus what was the currency again. Valer or something.
Kenki: I got valis.
Right, valis.
Me: Then what do u wanna get.
Kenki: How about potato croquettes.
What.....the fuck is that.
Me: You can buy that. Im going to leave now.
Kenki: Why? The tour isn't over.
Me: I need to register in the place to become an adventurer.
Kenki: What 'place'?
Me: The place.
Kenki: What's that.
Me: How do you not know what I'm talking about? The guild thing.
Kenki: Oh
Can she say one whole sentence? My god, I'm dying over here.
And so I left. She just stood there with a look that said, "he's weird"
Anyways, back to me. Im wandering across this huge ass town trying to find this guild place but it's so damn hard to find. Im guessing it's a big place but there are so many big places here.
But then I stopped in my tracks. I was in front of the pub, Hostess of Fertility again. Ima ask them for directions.
I opened the door and once again I saw several maids in clothes that can only be described as leaves.
Whoever works in this place has no shame. I mean cmon, clothes that look like LEAVES. damn bums. But whatever, ima go to the one with the pointy ears. An elf I guess, but before I did, I noticed another girl, she had gray hair and average looks, wearing the same clothes. But she was clearly different than the others.
I stared at her my eyes sharp and narrow, it wasn't hard for me to notice something was off about her. But I guess my level was too low because I couldn't find anything more. Luckily, she didn't notice me staring. Unluckily, the point ear girl did.
Ryuu: Excuse me, sir, stop staring at one of the employees like that?
Me: Employees? You're telling me you cant feel the irregularity that is her?
Ryuu: Stop being weird and take a seat and order. Otherwise, I might have to kick you out.
Yep, she doesn't know shit about her friend. Laughable.
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Me: No, I just came here to ask something. Do you know where the guild is?
Ryuu: Oh you came for information.
That's what I said, smart ass.
Then some burly woman came. The person from before.
Mia: You here for info? That's going to cost ya.
Me: Cost me? This is basic information, stop trying to cheat me outta my non existent cash.
Mia: Smart one are ya.
Me: No, I just have some damn common sense. SO you going to tell me or should I leave.
Mia: Haha I like you-
Me: I don't.
Mia: Haha alright, tell me what Loki wanted from you and I'll tell you.
Well, that was easy.
Me: She wanted me to have a drink. You saw that. Did you forget or what.
Mia: No, what did she want after.
Me: I just joined her familia.
Mia:? She let you join, just like that. I thought she was just into girls
Me: Anyways.
Mia: Right. The guild is two blocks down on the right.
I then left the pub.
Mia: What a weird foreigner.
I hear that. Imagine calling me weird when you have a bunch of animal people wearing leaves. Fucking pathetic.
I walked over to the guild and walked in, nobody paying any mind to me. There were a couple of people here who worse suits. And they were all short af.
I thought I was short at 5'4 in my past life but god damn, these people are less than 5'1. Right now I'm 5'9. I feel like a giant.
I walked over to the closest person. It was a red-haired animal person. Just looking at her instantly told me she's an ass. She looked annoyed when looking at me. I decided to talk first.
Me: I would like to register as an adventurer.
She sighed.
Bitch gave me a sigh. Oh hell no!
Rose: My name is Rose, A guild employee, just walk over to the girl with pink hair, Misha Flott and she should set you up.
And so I did just that. She gave me a paper to sign.
I put Riku for my name. I ain't using my real first and last name.
Age- 18
Then I had to put Physical description for some reason even though they take photos.
And then there was familiar. I wrote down Loki Familia.
The last box to fill was level.
Should I put 6? It would result in jealous assholes trying to fuck with me but......fuck it, I'll put it. I can just use Kenki to bail me out.
So I wrote 6.
I gave it to Misha. She looked at it and reacted.
Misha: You're in Loki Familia? For a newbie to be accepted there. That's rare.
Then she looked right under,
Misha: Wait WHAT! LEVEL 6!
Great, this dumbass yelled it out for everyone to hear.
Misha: Yous shouldn't lie about your level. That's a bad joke.
Me: Cool. Except I didn't.
I ain't dealing with this bullshit that comes with being an overpowered Isekai mc.
Misha: That's a lie.
Me: So what?
Misha: That isn't possible.
Me: So is animal people, monsters in a dungeon, and people who can destroy cities yet here we are.
Misha: The first thing you said was incredibly racist.
Me: What you gonna do about it? Put me in prison.
Rose: What's this about a level 6.
WOW. Another pain has arrived. Fuck me.
Misha: Miss, this young man said he is a level 6 part of Loki Familia.
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By this point, everyone's eyes in the guild were on me.
Rose: Listen kid, don't lie, or else there will be consequences.
Me: You're telling me not to lie yet here I am not telling a single lie.
Rose: Alright, enough, apprehend him. We'll see for ourselves.
Then a couple of male employees started to surround me.
Me: No need to get violent. I can just sow you myself.
Fucking idiots.
Rose: Then come with me.
We walked to a private room.
Rose: Take off your shirt.
And so I did.
She did some things here and there and checked. Honestly, Loki did a piss poor job in trying to keep it locked.
Rose: So it's true.
She muttered under her breath.
I didn't say anything instead I just left the room with her. But others had the stuff to say.
Asshole #1: Kid got caught trying to act like a tough guy
Asshole #2: Idiot kid. Lied about his level and familia. He gonna get in big trouble.
But they all stopped speaking when Rose requested to take my picture.
Asshole #3: Wait what, why arent they reprimanding him. Why isn't he punished? Wat the fuck.
Asshole #4: Guess it was true?
Adventurer: Well, I'll be. Orario got itself a strong youngin.
Misha: Well, it will take some time for your license to come one but here's a provisional one.
She handed me a piece of paper while sounding more nervous.
And then someone came inside the guild.
Kenki: I see you found it.
Asshole #3: That's the Sword Princess
Asshole #5: Oh my god is she talking to that guy.
She walked up to me, ignoring the horny adventures.
Me: Yeah, I just registered. I should be good to go for the dungeon.
I walked past her.
Me: Cmon let's go.
Kenki: Wait, you need armor and weapons.
Me: Im broke remebeber.
Asshole #7: A level 6 broke? The fuck, how can someone with an even bigger level than the Kenki be broke.
Me: Besides, I don't need to buy armor or weapons.
Asshole #1: Hey, that just being cocky you dumb br-
Me: Shut Up.
I glared at him
Me: let's go, Kenki.
Kenki: Alright.
And so the two of us left.
Riku. He's a level 6 yet he doesn't have an adventures license or familia and no one heard of him before.
He's a mystery but he's strong. And I want to know how. How did someone who probably never entered the dungeon get stronger than me?
I need to test him.
Me: Riku.
Riku: What is it.
Me: Do you want to spar.
Riku: Not really.
What.
Me: Why not.
Riku: Because I don't want t fight right now. Not that hard to figure out.
He won't change his mind unless I make him. But how?
Oh, I know.
Kenki just asked me to spar for some reason. What a weird girl. She doesn't even have her sword.
I heard a fast-paced attack coming from my rear.
I caught it with my hand.
It was Kenki's fist.
Seems she's desperate for a fight.
Me: What are you doing.
Kenki: Fight me.
She then used her right fist to go for an uppercut to my chin.
I dodged by leaning back, twisting her right fist to the left, using my right forearm to push her left fist, turning my hand to intermingle with my left, and turned her around to face me and put my fist under her chin.
This was in the middle of the shopping district so it sirred up a crowd.
"Did you see that"
"Yeah, its the sword princess and she's fighting some guy"
"What did he do to incur her wrath"
"I think its the opposite, you saw how he easily countered and put her in an unfavorable position."
"But why are tye fighting"
Me: Happy now,
I called her by her name this time.
She nodded her head.
I released my hand and pulled back.
He is good. Very strong but he countered me too easily even if I was holding back. Im about to be level 6 soon. The difference cant be too wide. Can it?
Riku: Hey, Stop acting all down. Let's go back to the manor.
I complied with his wish. We walked back to the manor and ignored all the comments from the onlookers.
We entered the Twighlight Manor after passing through the gates and gaining entry by the guards.
After entering, Aiz left to go somewhere. I on the other hand didn't know what to do so I stood there like a dumbass feeling awkward af.
Rivera: You must be the new adventurer.
Thank god Someone showed up to talk to me.
Me: I am. Names Riku.
Rivera: Rivera Ljos Alf. Nice to meet you.
I took out my hand for a handshake. But I was denied. She didn't accept it. Why? She just looked at my hand like I'm so dumbfuck.
Then some dog started barking.
Bete: The old hag doesn't like touching people. Especially new people dumbass.
Wait for what. What petty people. Won't accept a handshake.
Rivera: Anyways, don't mind him. He's Bete Loga, executive of Loki Familia and level 5. Normally, Level 5 and above are given the executive rank but as you're new to this familia we, unfortunately, can't do that.
Whoever decided to make that dumbass an executive is a retard. I guess strength means everything here. What Fucking bullshit. Whys an idiot big mouth like him a top member. I swear if the short captain guy is an idiot I'm leaving.
Wait I don't think I can do that.
Rivera: Your room should be on the third floor in the second hallway. It's the first room. During dinner, we'll introduce you to the rest of the familia.
Me: I see. Thank you, I guess I'll see you at dinner then.
And I left to go to my room.
He's certainly strong, I can feel it. But we don't know his "class" yet, do we? is he a mage or a fighter. It's too difficult to tell with him purposely suppressing his presence and 'aura'
But that Loki, she can at least get to know him before taking him in.
Im new here so I don't expect them to make me have any responsibilities. But when I go to the dungeon, they better not make me go on with someone else. I'll age to get Loki to agree with me on that. To let me go in alone for an indefinite amount of time.
Im only level 61, I need to level up to at least 70 to get to level 7. And I need to gather information about the people here. This family can actually be damn evil people and I wouldn't know. I need to find out the dangers of this world and quickly. Damn asshole, Chad just dropped me in here. I wonder if there are any more like me even though I don't get why'd he put more than 1 person in the same world.
But for now, let's go eat some anime food.
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