Me: What's up?

Bete: Loki wants to see you. Bitch has been waiting for you all day. The hell ya been with Aiz.

Bete Loga came to get me because Loki wants to see me?

Damn

Why did I get involved with Loki Familia?

I'm such a fucking idiot.

That stupid grail thing probably attracted me there.

Me: Fine let's go.

The three of us then walked the streets of Orario to Twighlight manor.

Along the way was a bunch of shitty chatter about this and that.

"Can't Believe that new guy. Hanging out with the sword princess when he's fucking new to this god damn place. Getting attention here and there. Piece of shit. Ahhhhh, I just want to beat his ass."

Listen here dumbass, you do that, and you're fucking dead. I don't give a shit if I didn't have these bs op powers. I'd still beat your ass as a powerless human. No mercy next time.

I hate this world. Why the hell did I have to be sent somewhere so dangerous with a place full of shitty assholes who only care about strength. People with their superiority complexes just want to make me punch them in the face. Back in America, I'd get in deep shit if I did, luckily, I can do that here. It's one of the few good things here.

And don't get me started on the gods. Freya is a thirsty bitch who will fuck anyone with a shiny fucking soul, even a 14-year-old boy. Loki only cares for power and alcohol. Her bitchass kicked out Zeus and Hera with Freya. I don't know why I chose her. Fuck me for being a retard. And Hestia, definitely one of the better ones, but her personality is annoying.

Then again, my personality is annoying to a lot of others as well.

I wish I joined Miach Familia instead. He seems like a nice dude.

I saw a woman literally wearing underwear with a veil or something.

Like cmon. That's a stripper right there. Why isn't anyone saying anything?

This world is like a wet dream for some worthless bozo on the couch.

Wait, I was on my couch before I died.

Guess that makes me a worthless bozo.]

I probably sound edgy. But hey, when you die for ABSOLUTELY NO REASON, you don't really like to take shit anymore.

If someone going to speak shit, I'm going to fuck em badly.

Anyways, the three of us didn't make a word as we walked. Except for the occasional grunt from the wolf.

I wonder if he's still pissed about me beating his ass. He hasn't talked about it much. Maybe he really was drunk.

Gaurd 1: Welcome Ms. Wallenstein Mr. Loga and Mr.....um, Mr.-

I guess I don't have a last name in this place

Me: Riku is fine.

Guard 1: Yes, you all may enter.

Bete: Tchh not like I need your damn permission.

Bete walked off.

Ais: Ais is fine, just call me that.

Gaurd 1: Y-yes, Mr. Ais.

Was that guy blushing???? You cant be serious. What the fuck bro. Can you not hold a conversation with a girl?

He reminds me of some people on the internet who think all weebs don't know how to talk to girls or whatnot. It's just completely retarded bullshit spouted by insecure fools.

I walked into the building last.

I still can't get used to this place.

Tiona: Oh hey, Riku, your here. Good timing. Loki is getting really annoying. Always bugging us to find you.

Me: Sorry bout that.

Not my fault she wants to talk to me, knowing full well I could be anywhere in this city.

I saw another girl, also an executive. This time it was the other dark-skinned girl. Tione, the one with the bigger hair and chest.

Also, the one that wants me dead.

How do I know this?

By the chilly glare she's giving me.

Man, lighten up will ya. All I did was beat the ever-loving shit out of your crush. No biggie.

Me: Yo

Tione: Don't talk to me.

Me: Why not?

Tione: You know why.

Me: I do?

Tione: God damn you.

She came running straight at me.

I didn't expect this. What did I do to annoy her?

I wonder.

Anyways, she came charging with a damn fist.

Me: That's dangerous, don't do that.

I say as I grab her fist when she comes up in front of me.

She then uses her other hand to try and strike me.

Her aim is for my jaw, at the right area.

I lean back and avoid the punch.

Me: Hahaha sto-stop it. We all know you're not serious.

Tiona: What a loser.

Tione turned her head to her sister.

Tione: What did you say no tits.

And as simple as that she ran to her twin.

Though I didn't do anything wrong when I beat Finn, I can understand why she'd act like this. Besides, I don't think she actually hates me. Could be wrong though.

But they'll hate me soon enough. After I get the grail.

Well, not like this is the real world. Doesn't matter.

"Ah your here. Welcome back"

Me: Hey Finn.

Finn came walking in after being in what I suppose his office.

Tione: Captainnn.!!! Don't talk to that bad man. Cmon let go.

She tried grabbing his elbow but failed.

Finn: Anyways, the goddess wants to meet you.

Me: I know. But where is she?

Finn: About that, a little a while ago, while Bete was out. She left for the Hostess.

Me: Wait, isn't this about personal stuff? Why does she want to talk there?

Finn: Hehe I Don't really know.

The nerve of this bitch.

She called me knowing how long it'll take for me to show up, meaning it must be important. And she wants to talk at a PUB!

Bete: The retard doesn't have common sense. We know this by now.

Me: True.

Lefiya: Umm, can I come?

Raul: How about me?

Aki: Me 3

Me: Don't ask me. Im, not the executive here.

Bete: You losers stay here.

The fuck man.

Me: On second thought, Ais, you're an executive you decide.

Ais: Why not?

Me: You heard the man erm.....girl.

Bete: ptff what the hell is this unfairness.

Boo hoo cry me a river full of wolf tears.

Tione, Tione, Finn, Bete, Ais, Lefiya, Aki, Raul, me and a whole bunch of others came with us.

Walking on the street was hard with a group of 10 or more of Lokis's famous members at the same time.

Me: Why don't I go ahead. This crowd is attracting too much attention.

Bete already left the moment I said that.

Me: Damn prick.

I took off as well, a few moments later, I arrived at the bar.

I walked in, and it seemed the people in it were waiting for me.

Chloe: Welcome to the hostess, dear customer.

I came here like how many times? Twice? I ain't no dear customer.

I came over to the table with Loki in it. Pretty easy to spot considering she's loud as fuck.

The other members arrived shortly after me.

Loki: How's my newbie doing?

Rivera and Gareth were also there. I looked at them.

Gareth: Well, youngling, we have to talk about you. And its important.

Yeah, so VERY important.

I took a seat on one of the chairs.

Loki: Rum or whiskey?

Me: Neither. what did you want to talk about?

Loki: Oh come one let's speak over drinks.

Me: I'd rather not destroy my liver, Loki. though I doubt immortal beings don't care about that.

Loki: Please, Level 6 adventures don't need to care about that stuff.

Me: Loki, get on with it.

Loki: Finn, relax will ya. Basically, we need you to come with us to an emergency Dentaus meeting tommorow.

Me: ............................What? Not going to tell me the details........does anyone know?

Rivera: Well, Loki has refused to tell us anything about what will take place tomorrow night.

Me: So that's it? That's what you called me for Couldn't you have just called my ph-

Right, fuck this medieval world and their lack of technology.

Tiona: What's a ph.

Me: It's nothing.

Loki: Don't sound like nothing, cmon tell us.

Me: Hey.

Loki: Hmm

Me: Mind your business.

I can not trust this person. This piece of shit wants something, it's so obvious going tomorrow would be bad.

Me: Tell the gods I'm no attending this meeting. Don't take me for a fool. A grade-schooler can tell you're up to something. Trickster god.

Lokis eyes then sharpened.

Finn: Now, now, no need to get out of hand. And Riku, it's an order from the goddess. You have to accept.

Me: That's true. But no one here is going to tell me that this is a setup for something else. But I'll go. I've been avoiding you for too long.

Loki: Yes. Alright, it's tomorrow at 8 or something. Be there.

Me: Got you. Peace.

I started to walk away.

The people who I turned my back to can only question what the word 'peace' meant.

I don't like this new world as I thought I would.

A group of adventures, consisting of 1 man and 3 women, were conversing about the man known as Riku.

Women 1: You know, he's surrounded by a lot of pretty women. I don't know why it's so hard for them to make him do something.

Women 2: Simple seduction.

Man 1: It's not that easy to seduce someone strong.

Women 3: Oh? But it is. I can seduce the man in a matter of seconds.

Man 1: No, Impossible.

Women 3: Want to bet? He's just another man. Another pig on the streets.

Man 1: If you think that then you can never survive on these streets. Piss of the wrong person and you'll die.

Women 1: I've been wondering for a while now, but who gave you permission to speak? You filthy animal.

Man 1: When did I ever need your permission?

Women 2: Watch it, little shit. Or we'll drug you again.

Man 1: Why? Because then your seduction doesn't work on me with your filthy ass bodies. I don't fucking think so.

This group of 4 come from an outside Familia who came to visit Orario. This family is dominated by women but does accept men. These men, on the other hand, were all seduced into joining.

Besides 1.

And it was this man. His name was Zarlon. He was originally a farmer outside of the city. He lived alone and fended off monsters as best he could.

Unfortunately, one of the women in the familia took interest in him. So what did she do, she seduced him.

Or at least attempted to.

But this woman was an enemy to Zarlon. Anyone who enters his property is an enemy.

After failing to seduce him, she was beaten until he kicked her off his land.

One day she returned with a group of adventures, and together they took him to their base and drugged him.

Even now, he's being drugged by these women. Waiting for the day to escape.

He is also an adventure. A fresh level 2 to be exact.

Women 3: I'm going to catch up to that guy.

Women 2: Then I'll go too.

Women 1: You stay here. Move an inch and your dead.

The 3 women left the pub to chase Riku.

Zarlon: 3 corpses cant kill anyone.

He whispered under his breath.

I was walking down the street when I was called by someone.

Actually, a group of people was calling me

3 women.

Me: What's up?

I said from far away.

But they came closer and closer, like fools ready to be slaughtered.

Women 3: Hi big guy.

Women 2: You must be tired, how bout a little rest.

Women 1: And a nice long sleep.

Women 3: With us three.

Me: You serious?

Women 3: Of Couse. Who wouldn't want to sleep with a hunk like you.

Me: Bold of you o do his in public. Where anything can be seen. Look at that, people are watching us.

They then latched onto my arms.

Women 2: There's probably a lot of women that want to sleep with you. Were just brave enough to ask you.

They were trying to act all cute and shit. But I can't help but laugh.

Me: Hahaha what the fuck are you talking about.

One of them was sliding her hand down my chest. But before she can reach my lower parts.

Me: Better stop that shit now.

Women 1: Are you shy? No worries. We'll be slow.

Me: Sure. Take all the time you want. I actually have to do something right now.

Women 3: And that is?

Me: YO PEOPLE OF ORARIO! SOME SLUTS ARE TRYING TO SEDUCE ME. WHAT DO YOU THINK I SHOULD DO! BEAT THEIR ASSES OR THROW THEM TO THE DOGS!

I got the attention of every single person who can hear my voice. Which was a lot.

It's time to destroy these fucking thots.

Random 1: What did he say?

Random 2: Did he say some sluts are trying to seduce him?

Random 3: No shit bud. He yelled loud and clear.

Random women 1: What disgusting women. To have the nerve to do something like this in public.

Women 3: Hey, what the hell are you doing.

Me: Listen up whore. Shut the fuck up and get off me. I don't want to get into any trouble.

Women 2: You know, you're pissing me off virgin.

Me: Oh? I'm a virgin now? Better than being an std-filled hoe. Now get off me.

I shove them off, the three of them fell right on their asses.

Women 1: Oh, you've done it now.

Zarlon: I don't think so.

A man who I've never seen before suddenly appeared. Does he know these people or something?

Zarlon: I apologize on the behalf of the Kali Familia.

Never heard of it. It wasn't in the anime.

Me: Um sure. These people are annoying. Keep them in check.

While saying that, another person showed up. Green-haired elf.

Oh great, Rivera's here.

Rivera: What's going on?

Me: Nothing much. Just a few hookers fooling around.

Rivera: Oh? I didn't know you were that type of man.

Me: You know very well I didn't do shit.

Rivera: Anyways, I assume you know what Loki wanted to say.

Me: Yeah I got the gist of it.

Why the hell is she speaking about this stuff in public.

"2 tier 1 adventures"

"The Nine Hells and the new guy."

"We really need a title for that guy. A level 6 with no title is unheard of."

"Agreed"

Me: Anyways, I'll see you tomorrow.

Rivera: Wait.

What now?

Rivera: Ais wants something with you?

Wants something with me? A fight? Maybe. A talk? Not likely.

Either way, I need to be cautious.

Me: Tell her to wait till tomorrow.

Rivera: I'll be sure to send her your message.

I watched quietly as her back turned and left the streets.

I've been foolish. I've been idiotic. And I've been retarded.

Sooner or later, I'll be viewed as public enemy #1. I need to get that grail before then.

Otherwise, I'll have to take on the city. And there are just some people I don't want to kill.

Bell, Aiz, Ryuu. I don't want to fight them. I didn't come here to kill these people.

Actually, what am I doing here? Why the hell was I sent here. To do the dirty work of some forgotten titans.

Oh hell no.

I don't care what I have to do. I'll do what I WANT to do.

You only get 1 life after all.

END