《My life as Harry Potter》Chapter 18
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Halloween
Also I can't believe that I had to show up to quidditch trials, even though no one tried to take my spot.
Today is Halloween and nicks death day party. I've already made sure to add extra charms to all the girls rings to protect the, from gazes of the basilisk. Also I maybe be able to sense the basilisk, as it is a giant magical snake. If the story follows canon, finch's cat will be petrified. I know I have made some changes, so ms Norris may not be first. I've taken a few precautions, such as ordering a metric ton of mandrake plants, adding protective charms to the girls rings etc.
Also I need to confront hermione, cause she tries to keep stalking me. She says that it's to make sure I am not breaking any rules. Now while I can easily shake her off, she will go and get a teacher, most likely Minerva.
My relationship with her is very rocky. Even though I answer every question correctly, perform every transformation flawlessly and submit every homework properly. She still has a problem with me. Now the fact is she has every right to be mad, like any normal teacher, but dumbeldore doesn't have a problem with my arrangement, so she has no ground to stand on.
So basically even though she is right. The favoritism showed by both sides is cancel each other out and I come out unscathed. So if Minerva gets a single complaint about me, I will lose a lot of time from my experiments. So I have to deal with hermione.
"Hey wait."sigh, I tuned around and saw hermione standing there, out of breath."what did I do now?"."you made sure no one came to professor lockharts classes"."wait so your telling me, that I should have gone for a class whose teachers accomplishment were all fake?"." I mean that even if it was fake, that doesn't excuse you from bunking classes", I think I should exercise more patience, plus this is great occulmency training.
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"First of all, my education is paid out of my own pocket, so I can leave any moment I want. Second, while I understand my attitude may not be the best, but that is simply due to the fact that I am very far ahead of others and as such don't need to pay attention to classes that are lower than my level. And finally, I understand that you are trying to help but a piece of advice, don't help those who don't need it or those who don't deserve it."
"What do you mean by those who don't deserve it?". "Ronald weasley, first he made you cry and run away during the Halloween feast and right now the only reason, he is your friend is that, he wants you to do his homework. He doesn't deserve your help, I would happily introduce you to a few of the more studious students of ravenclaw, you guys will get along well."
From there I talked to her, while walking to the ravenclaw table. I introduced her to cho and Penelope. They got along like Norbert and harridan hut. Huh crisis averted. I noticed the girls planning something big. Sirius is also getting more absentminded, so they are planning something. I'll let them do what they want. I ve also been preparing my gift.
Today is the day. Daph has been sad for the entire day. The girls have noticed but they don't know what day it is today. At night I snuck into the slytherin rooms, bypassed the wards and kidnapped daph from her room. She awoke a few minutes after we arrived in the ror.
She looked around and was shocked to see a bunch of fireworks saying "happy birthday daphne" in a dark sky with grasslands below her. I also snuck up on her and tied a necklace around her neck without her noticing. When she felt something on her neck she looked down and saw the necklace which she was eyeing in diagon alley.
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"Do you think I wouldn't notice when my daph wants something, that she feels it is too girly" before French kissing the daylights out of her. We had a very exciting night in the fields. The next day daphne had glued herself to my hip and enjoyed many a head pats and make out sessions. I also had fun lightly spanking the other girls for forgetting their best friend/sisters birthday, though the wet patches on their undergarments showed it wasn't much of a punishment.
The girls gave the excuse that they were getting closer to the solid core and were too engrossed thinking about their animagus form. That also earned them extra spanks without undergarments. Im sure if I didn't have an eagles eyesight then I couldn't have been sure that I saw a spark of jealousy in daphne's eyes.
After letting the girls leave, I kept daph with me and whispered into her ears"if you want something, anything, tell me. Okay? And don't think I noticed the jealous looks you gave the girls. So tell me daph, what do you want?". Instead of answering she timidly got into position.
The next few hours shall not be known to younger minds.
The next day. I was thinking about how nobody yet was subject to the basilisks gaze, when creevey descended upon me. He was very annoying but nothing I could not handle but then after that we had a potions class. Out of spite, I handed him a 10 foot assignment for the 1 foot we were asked. I did this whenever snape would get on my nerves.
He had no choice but read through the excruciatingly boring purposely fully detailed paper. This time on the end I wrote"blame creevey". Snape immediately understood that creevey was behind this pain. That they Colin creevey has somehow blown up his cauldron. Not me, that was snape.
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