《My life as Harry Potter》Chapter 35
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The very next day
I made a lot of magazine covers, the next day and even pictures without the pheromones sold a lot. This effect is amplified by the fact that My worst nightmare is coming along. Valentine's Day. I have turned down so many girls and women. Mothers from the other side of the country are sending me love letters like imagine 1,000 plus love letters.
The worst part is that none of them mind the harem and wanna be part of it. Some are even writing a letter for 2 or 3 people. Hell I got a marriage contract from some girls mother. The even weirder part is that the my girls are more amused than jealous. The sheer amount of headache I receive categorizing theses letter uh.
To not come off as a prat, I need to categorize the letters into, innocent, sexual, romantic and creepy.
The innocent ones are simple enough, they are the little girls who wanna marry the boy who lived. I reply with something along the lines of "you deserve someone special and how there Is a person perfect for you but it isn't me."
The sexual ones are a very wide range of women offering sexual activities. I simply turn them down politely and say something" I have more than enough of what you are offering."
The romantic ones are mostly school girls or a few of the younger spectrum. I of course reply with " thanks for the offer however I have my hands full but I believe you will find someone who suits you."
The creepy ones go from' I will stalk you' to ' I will kill all your girls so you can love only me'. Of course these are burned and never found again. Ginny didn't have any injuries from the lake so that was that.
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Ron was still acting like a moron and was angry at me for saving his sister from drowning? Like what do you want me do? Not save your drowning sister? Sheesh. Neville is Improving his marks and is slowly getting more confident after a few years of effort. Yay! Finally mithe girls animagus form has been achieved.
Trace and daph are king cobra and a anaconda respectively. Hannah and Susan are a horse and surprisingly a hummingbird. Ginny is still miffed about not breaking through and how even fleur is in the dark stage of liquid, just one stage below Ginny and how I am two whole ranks above Ginny.
I found out from Neville that i had gotten another perfect score and fleur had gotten 42 points as she had gotten Gabrielle injured a tiny bit and krum had made a pretty good recovery with 47 points. Currently I was the champion with fleur and krum comparing for second place.
The major thing that increased the amount of love letters was the speech. The speech was written word to word and praised so much that its effect was already seen. The amount of discriminated species who got a job nearly doubled within a month, and the positive effects were seen throughout the entire country. Hell, Japan agreed to an alliance strictly caused our treatment of discriminated creatures had become much better.
Since all of this traced back to me, I was thrust into the spotlight as a natural leader and genius. My reputation was at an all time high but the only thing greater than that was that fudge had hit rock bottom. There were talks of an impeachment and a new leader. Of course these talks were started by my faction and were spread through the light faction as well.
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The immense public pressure to get rid of fudge was also a major contributor. Fudges impeachment trial should be in aroun 1 month to 1.5 months, I will personally be there for it. He has been a pain in the as for almost 6 years, all they way from Sirius's trial and Peter pettigrew incident to this very day.
I have restarted tutoring the ravens nest for the time being. The third task is around 2 months later, in that time what should I look into. A giant susanoo? Godspeed and UI have reached their limits as a technique. Combine susanoo with bankai? Maybe both? New techniques? I'll see what I can do.
But all of that comes later I have to do one thing which I have been putting off for a while. The horcruxes. Hufflepuffs cup is in lestranges vault, ravenclaw diadem is in my possession as I took it from the room, I so ready took the locket when I was lord black. The ring is in the shack and diary is with voldy shorts but the younG voldyshorts is anchored to the diary so that can't be taken care of for now. I sacrificed the horcrux in my scar for the ritual and nagini hasn't been created.
The locket and the diadem can be destroyed with Levi's venom. I need to get the ring before he sends some one to reach. I used my muggle persona to look into the marvolo's family house before apparating there. I was curious about what the curse will show me bu to have a back up.
After opening the creaky doors I walked in and saw a ghostly figure with a blank face. She was female and looked unbelievably familiar, why because she is what I saw in the mirror of erised. She represents the one thing I value above all else. Family. And here she is taunting me.
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