giggles came out from the person in front of you as stared at her with your e/c orbs.

"foolish hero's! No matter how many pests you send to me I'll just send them away!" She yelled.

You narrowed your eyes at her while she turned to you this time.

"What you have a problem?"

You then stuck your tongue out to the tall figure of the villain as she gave you and offended look.

"How dare-."

"Shut up piss skin. You look like the cheese my brother left on the counter for a month." You rolled your eyes.

She was now fuming with anger.

"WHEN I GET MY HANDS ON YOU-."

"Oh no! Is the wittle villain mad~? Well too bad cause we ain't here to fight sweetie we're here to capture you and send you to jail so shut the fuck up 🤡lookin ass."

Out of pure rage the villain send a barrage of portals towards me which I all dodged.

"Inami now!"

Due to your antagonizing the blue haired villain didn't notice your fellow 1st year sneaking up on her.

Blue waves emitted from her arms as it hit the villain directly.

She fell to the ground as the aqua blue haired girl got closer to her getting the rope you tossed her ready.

The villain looked ready to pass out but as she was about to go unconscious she pointed her hand towards you spawning a portal that sucked you right in.

You sent a glare to her direction sending shivers down her spine as you disappeared from sight.

✞ ✰ ✞

"AHHHHHH!"

"Ahhhhhhh!"

"ahhhhhhh."

"..."

"Honestly this is getting boring."

i closed my eyes hoping to pass some time as i looked back on my life.

finally after 30 minutes i fell.

and didn't die? wtf?

i opened my eyes to see the infinity fortress.

wait what.

i looked around again to see Muzan just staring at me like i'm some filth.

i started sweating nervously as he just looked at me.

"uhh hi?" i greeted unsure of my words.

the demon king seemed to be in a good mood because he didn't kill me immediately so that's always a plus.

"so uh nice weather?" i said trying ignore the awkwardness.

he looked at me like i'm stupid or something.

then it hit me. "oh right."

once again we went back to the awkward silence.

"uh so what's gonna happen now."

✞ ✰ ✞

"-this hurts. this hurt. this hurts. when do i fully transform into a dee hee mon. do you have any painkillers. or maybe a cat. oooo🥺 imma get a cat when i get outta here." i rambled.

"..."

'Nakime please send her away.' he told her telepathically almost sounding like he was pleading.

Nakime felt bad for her master when he had to deal with the odd girl so she immediately complied strumming her biwa making a melody with it.

'might as well make it sound nice' Nakime thought.

with the girl gone he decided he would go blend in again by going into a town as a little boy.

the biwa rung throughout the infinity fortress as ripoff Michael Jackson disappeared from the area probably done with everyone's bullshit.

✞ ✰ ✞

So i slowly regained consciousness i realized i was making weird furry noises freaking me out a little.

'i didn't sign up to become a freaking furry.'

then i noticed something.

i couldn't control any of my limbs.

fuck😃

i continued growling like some gacha alpha wolf demon hybrid who had their cookies stolen until it came to an abrupt stop.

????

how in the world?

whatever.

now to find shelter I guess. and avoid demon slayers.

that sounds kinda difficult now that I think about it.

whatever.

i was mindlessly wandering around when i stumbled upon a large city which i didn't recognize.

whatever.

i think i'm saying whatever too much.

meh whatever.

wait.

"FUCK!"

some people looked at me weirdly as i kept berating myself for saying whatever too much.

i then glared at everyone in the area as they all went back to what they were doing as cold sweat dripped from their foreheads.

i quickly yanked my hood covering my face as i dashed towards a shop that sold some fruit.

i snatched a bright red apple while moving as quick as i can to not get noticed.

luckily no one saw me as i ran back in to the forest climbing up the tallest tree i could climb (which was every tree).

i stared at the apple i was holding then bit it the sweet flavor taking over my senses.

i hummed a soft tune as i sat in peace for the first time in a while.

『序章のお終い』

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