《the adventures of john in monster musume.》chapter:1, anger!
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I was awoken by miia trying to make out with kimihito again in the other room, I got up and was about to open the door but I began to hear moaning so I decided not to open the door, I walked into the kitchen to make breakfast, I then herd a familiar voice behinde me.
Smith: hey john.
John: hey, smith, whatcha need?
Smith: oh I just came by to check on miia, where is she by the way.
I then herd splashing noises and both of them shouting.
kimihito: miia!!
Miia: darling bath with me!!
I then turn back to smith.
John: sounds like they are having a blast.
Smith: hey I can tell.
Jihn: oh how rude of me, would you like breakfast?
smith: coffees good.
John: creamer?
Smith: black please.
I then made her a cup and gave it to her.
Smith: thanks.
Kimihito them walks into the room all soaked.
John: what the he'll happened to you?
Kimihito: it happened again.
Smith: remember what I said before, no deflowering.
John: what?
I though about it and it popped in my head.
John oh I get it.
Smith: by the way John I've seen your weapon collection in the room.
John: ok?
Smith: did you know that here in japan it is against the law to own a fire arm.
I then began to panic and I was about to have a heart attack.
John: no guns? No glory? WHAT THE KIND OF PLACE IS THIS?!!
Smith then walked over and slaps me across the face.
Smith: better?
John: yeah, I needed that.
SLAP!
john: I needed that too.
PUNCH!!
John: YOUR PUSHING YOUR LUCK SMITH!!
After Smith leaves.
After Smith left I got a text from her saying my apartment tonight.
Miia: darling?
Kimihito: yes miia.
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Miia: is the laws that really big of a deal?
Kimihito: I'm sorry miia but it really is.
1 hour later after miia accidently crushes kimihito.
John: ok this is only going to hurt for a second.
I relocated his arm and began wining like a baby.
Miia: will he be ok, I'm sorry darling!
John: he will be fin it will take a while for it to stop hurting.
Kimihito: it hurts like a b#tch!
John: well that's the first I've herd you swear.
Miia: so now what.
John: well while he is recovering for a day im gonna take you shopping for clothes.
Miia: are you askingg me out on a date?
John: what? No, I'm just taking you shopping.
Miia: well if it's ok with darling.
Kimihito: just go.
At the mall.
Miia: hey john.
John: what?
Miia: could you pass me my skirt.
John: oh um yeah sure.😶
I grabbed her skirt and passed it to her.
She then slithered out of the curtains and did a pose.
Miia: how do I look?
I gotta admit she did look attractive, but she likes kimihito so.
John: you are cute.
She blushes.
Miia: oh stop it.
John: sorry I had to get it out of my system.
Miia: it's ok.
She went back Inside the curtains and I noticed a triangle shaped cloth on the ground, I picked it up and looked at it.
Miia: john have you seen my panties.
John: uh what do they look like?
She then peeked out of the curtains and blushed red as a tomato.
Miia: AAAAHH JOHN NO!!
john: for god sake im sorry.
She quickly grabbed her weird looking panties.
5 minutes later.
We purchase the skirt and shirts and left the store, as we were walking people were giving me us dirty looks, I looked at miia and she had a sad look on her face.
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John: hey don't worry miia, there all just jerks.
Racist man: hey would ya look at that another of one of those freaks.
Racist woman: she is so damn ugly, how the hell could anybody f%ck her.
When those words were said I took my pistols out of my holster and pointed at them.
Jihn:F#CK YOU YOU F#CKING FAGGOTS
I was about to pull the trigger but I was slapped into a wall by miia tail.
Miia: im so sorry John I didn't want you to kill anybody!
john: it's alright the important thing is that you stopped me before I did, now c'mon let's get out of the street.
We both went into a ally that lead to a love hotel.
John: well this will have to do.
We went inside and rent a room for a day and we both sat on the bed and watched tv.
John: hey miia?
miia: yeah
John: I'm sorry about how I acted, i just tend to lose control.
Miia: it's ok, I would get angry too.
John: but miia, you never been at the breaking point, I'm the only one that has.
Miia: look, I know you get that angry really easy, but it's ok.
John: alright.
I then noticed her hand on my hand.
John: miia, don't you like kimihito?
Miia: yes but suddenly I'm getting a strange feeling, huh I guess it's nothing.
She removes her hand and suddenly the wall burst open, I grabbed miia and took cover and grabbed my m1911.
John: IDENTIFY YOURSELF!
Then Smith came out of the smoke with a few guys with her.
Smith: oh sorry wrong room.
John: wait before you guys go can you give me and miia a ride home please.
Smith: why yes, I saw what happened earlier.
Miia: wait you were there and you didn't do anything?
Smith: hey c'mon I'll make it up to you.
As we were walking down the stairs I noticed that the racist couple were.
Racist man: hey it that freak again!
Smith: knock it off!
Racist man: oh what are you going to do about it she is a freak and Will always be a skanky looking freak!
Smith: it's not what I'm going to do, it's what he's gonna do.
All of a sudden I can up behind him and sucker punched him in the face.
Racist man: oh you wana go?
John: I wouldn't get cocky.
He tried to swift kick me but I dodged and kicked him through a window.
John: ok miia let's go home shall we.
At the house.
Miia: darling I'm home.
Kimihito: oh hey miia Smith told me what happened are you two ok.
John: yeah, well I almost killed somebody today but he'll be alright.
Kimihito well should get dinner going.
All of a sudden the frount door opens and Smith pulled out something that belonged to miia.
Smith: hey miia you think you forgot somthing?
John: uh oh.
Miia: KYAAAAAAAAAA!!
(Chapter end)
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