For those who don't know, Strictly Come Dancing is a show in the UK where a celebrity is paired with a professional dancer. Each week they are given a new dance to master which is performed on Saturday, and then one couple is eliminated on Sunday during the dance-off. Two couples are chosen on Sunday perform their dances again and the judges then vote on who goes through to the next week.

A professional dancer who's been dancing for as long as he can remember. He's a bit of a dork but despite his awkward cuteness he's a tough teacher.

He's hardly ever been in the dance-off due to his cuteness. It's a running joke at this point.

There's also a MAJOR news story at the moment about leaked texts with Briseis of him being gay. Some are calling fake, others just don't get it, others are fully okay with it, and others furiously shippes him and Achilles.

Either than actor, singer, model, or blogger. (Since Joe got in this year probably the latter-) who was partnered with Patroclus. He's got a small nimble body and while he looks fragile, he's picked up Patroclus many times to prove his point. He's also really graceful?? Everyone's confused by it (including the judges) as to how he can go from a really fun and jumpy jive to a beautifully quiet rumba the next week just like that.

He's never been in the dance-off either. Cute + cuter = dance-off repellent.

Another professional dancer who's really good friends with Patroclus. They're in fact dance partners when doing group numbers or when they have a special guest on, and they can match each other's rythem perfectly.

While the media loves to speculate, they're just really good friends and that flows both ways. (Or at least it probably does).