We were in some new anime. Sweet! Then I saw this totes HAWT girl!!!

[INSERT PICTURE OF LEVY MCGARDEN HERE!]

and beside her.... WAS ANOTHER HAWT GIRL!!!

[INSERT PIC OF LUCY HEARTFILIA HERE!]

OMG ALL THE GIRLS HERE ARE HAWT!

[INSERT PIC OF ERZA SCARLET HERE]

Surely they can't turn down a awesome guy like me!!!

"Hey babe." I said as I scooted to a blond haired girl. She screamed something and ANOTHER HAWT GIRL APPEARED!!! [INSERT PIC OF VIRGO FROM FAIRY TAIL HERE]

"YOU CAN MAKE HOT GIRLS APPEAR!" I screamed.

"SHUT UP I'M WITH NATSU!!!!" yelled the hot girl.

I was suddenly angry. "WHOS NATSU?" I yelled.

Some dude with spiky pink hair came out of nowhere and shot a fireball at me. THEN KA BOOM. Black.

I woke up and Princess and Red looked really mad. "WE FOUND THE SUPER LETTERS!!" yelled Pig.

FATPIG

"AWESOME." I say.