《This reborn personal trainer is going to whip the royal army into shape!》Kids, We Get the Job Done
Advertisement
"Day three," I said, gesturing dramatically at the huge pile of paper we had left to sort through, it was still higher than my head.
Eden looked at the stack disapprovingly. "Briar, I said it wasn't safe to pile them up like that, you should separate it into multiple stacks."
"This looks more dramatic though," I pointed out.
He'd been at it for days, trying to find evidence of corruption in the fief account sheets in father's study. Our dad was still out on a business trip to the capital city, and Eden wanted to pull together as much information as possible to present to him when he got back.
It was tedious work.
"I don't get it," I complained. "Can't we just tell him what happened and that be enough?"
Eden stared at me in horror, "He can't know we go out every weekend!"
"They can't be too mad if we save the day though right?" I said unconvincingly. To be honest, I just didn't want to do this anymore and was looking for an out.
"Even if he's not mad he'll probably not let us go again," Eden replied.
"Darnnit you're right," I sighed and slumped in defeat, accidentally knocking over the paper stack. The papers toppled over, scattering and sliding across the hardwood. "And about the tower of paper too. You are shooting two for two today," I said to cut the deafening silence that ensued as Eden stared, slack-jawed.
I drummed my thighs for a moment and nodded. "Okay, well, I'll pick them up now."
I paused at a paper laying at the toe of my shoe. Two names and a few words stood out to me. I picked it up.
I didn't really know what it meant. When I say that it makes me sound stupid but I promise I'm not. I had a masters in kinesiology in my other life but I'd like you to try figuring out some archaic accounting sheet from a time before excel spreadsheets in a single glance.
Advertisement
Eden, however, had been studying this stuff since his last birthday. He knew what to look for so when we had started this venture, he had given me a list of buzzwords to look for so all I had to do was passively skim over pages and weed out the ones that wouldn't be worth him looking at... Effectively creating this world's first (two-person) assembly line. Sometimes you'd think he was the reborn person here.
Anyway, the paper I was holding was covered in alarm bells as far as I was concerned. I handed it to him.
He read it for a moment and grinned. "This is it! The missing piece!"
"So that's all we need?" I asked.
"Yes!" He said. Words couldn't describe my relief. "You see, on this line here-" he started to explain but I cut him off.
"Nope, don't need to explain, I believe you, we're done here," I was practically out the door when I called, "Alright, you heard the man! It's over, that's a wrap!"
The manor servants who had been pacing up and down the hall nervously for the last few days, poured into the room to clean up. They had never been given explicit instructions to keep the boss's two young children out of the important files office but also had the common sense to know that it was a concerning thing none the less. Like locking a pair of rabid raccoons in a room with expensive furniture or watching a reality tv star/male Paris Hilton- hotel heir-type run a country. All they could do was watch in horror and see what happened next.
"I feel like we should have probably cleaned up," Eden said following me out guiltily, "It's a mess in there."
"It's fine, we're rich, not our job, I'm done with that room," I announced.
"I suppose we did good," he admitted.
"I'd say I'd treat you to ice cream as an award, but you're the only one who can make it," I said.
Advertisement
"You helped me a lot," Eden said, "I'm sorry I dragged you through all of this for the last few days, I'll make you ice cream."
I pumped my fist.
Down the hall, we ran into our mother. She was looking a lot better. The change had been gradual but her complexion was less sickly, and she finally decided to start allowing her maids to dress her during the day, it had been awhile since we'd seen her in her old signature nightgown.
Her clothing wasn't Casselian though, it was clearly imported from Sihbar; covered in exotic textures with ornate gold accents. It suited her better than the dress she was stuffed into for the last tea party. It was cool to see her reclaiming her culture. She looked like an Arabian princess- and not the 1992 Disney version.
"What are you two up to?" She asked.
"Eden's making me ice cream, because I'm a good girl!" I said brightly.
"You?" Mother asked, raising an eyebrow with an almost affectionate smirk.
I gave her a look. "Come on now, you are just as implicated in most of our 'misbehaviour' too."
"Most?" She asked, now crossing her arms.
"Whoops," I said. "Eden is making US ice cream! Me because I'm a good girl and you because you're such a cool mom who lets the more minor things slide to give us the room to grow on our own and take accountability for our own actions~" I said, hand to my chest.
Mother paused for a moment, milling what I said over and finally nodded. "I do like Eden's ice cream."
As we walked to the kitchen, Eden whispered to me, quiet enough that mother wouldn't hear. "I remember you once saying when you wanted to sneak out to town that it wasn't our job as kids to police our own actions and our parents shouldn't be giving us so much room."
I sighed exasperatedly. "Well I'll argue whichever side suits my purpose at the time okay? It's called being a skilled debater. In another world that would be a star quality in a student my age."
Eden gave me a look that said he didn't agree.
"Hey, you're actually implicated in a hundred percent of my shenanigans, you can hardly take the moral high ground." Then I paused. "Well.... Ninety eight percent."
He punched my shoulder in alarm, "What have you done?"
I exhaled. "I don't know... I mean nothing big."
"You're the one who defaced the Goddess statue aren't you?" He asked dryly.
"Ye-p," I said unapologetically, popping the p.
"Goddess have mercy," he mumbled to the ceiling.
Poor Eden, she won't hear you. She was probably off in some corner of her heavenly nothingscape playing some other nerdy Earth game. I imagine if she was giving any proper attention to this world it wouldn't be half the mess it was.
-
It was a few days later when father arrived.
Eden had gone into his study with him in the early afternoon and didn't emerge for a very long time.
When he did, he turned to me and grinned.
Our father stalked out of the room purposelessly, rounding up a few of his more trusted male servants down the hall.
"What's happening?" I asked.
"He's going to finally going to fix things," Eden said excitedly. "We did it!"
"Huh," I said thoughtfully, watching our dad's retreating back. I hadn't wanted to mention to Eden before but... to be honest, I had no idea whether anything was going to come of our actions.
What the taxmen were doing was very immoral but not technically illegal. It would all come down to whether or not or dad was a decent person on whether he'd care about their blatant abuse of power.
He really exceeded my expectations.
Advertisement
- In Serial444 Chapters
Sugar And Spice: The CEO’s Feisty Wife
Feng Xinying was an heiress of a billion dollar empire. She was a model by profession, a celebrity hailed by all as a winner in life.
8 2621 - In Serial41 Chapters
The Pole Dancer
Lana is a 19 year old orphan who makes ends meet by having two jobs. She works in a library during the day and she is a pole dancer by the night. Everything changes for her once an older man starts coming to watch her dance every night.ALL RIGHTS RESERVED. 2020, Little_Peanut_ .
8 311 - In Serial64 Chapters
Her Mate - Olivia (The Gray Wolves Series #1)
Suddenly, I feel a hand that intertwines mine. The touch is warm but still not enough to comfort me after the news I've just got. I feel someone is leading me out of the office. Nothing is really clear to me. I barely see my parents, Julie and Eli's face as the hand keeps on pulling me away from them. No more links with Elijah. I don't know if I closed my mind or if he did. But I can't feel him anymore. My feet follow the lead. I raise my head and I see that the Prince is calmly leading me to the stairs. Before we start to climb the stairs, I feel a hand on my lower back while the other is still intertwined with mine. The Prince looks at me and no emotions can be read on his face. Does he have a heart? Can lycan love as gently as wolves? A wolf would be difficult to live with as a human. How is it going to work with a lycan? Is it even possible? I've never heard of such a thing. What has Moon Goddess done?Olivia is the daughter of the Blue Lakes Pack's Alpha and twin sister of the soon-to-be Alpha. Despite her Alpha bloodline, Olivia never got the chance to meet her wolf. Without a wolf, Olivia has the choice to stay in her pack or travel the world and live among humans. But the day she turns 20, when her brother becomes the new Alpha, nothing goes as expected. When some rebellious wolves threaten to attack, the Royal Lycan Family decides to send one of the Princes to take care of the situation. What happens when a kind Wolf-less girl meets a mysterious Lycan Royal Prince? One thing is sure: Olivia's journey will not be the one she expected. WARNING: this story contents some sexual scenes, violent battle scenes and inappropriate language that are not suitable for young readers under 18.
8 301 - In Serial47 Chapters
The Vampire King
**Highest rank - #1 in Vampire**The most feared Vampire King.A human girl.Brought together by an unknown prophecy, will she really be the cause of his destruction? Or will he destroy her first? Leaving her to pick up her own broken pieces before she can be an ounce of a threat to him. You're welcomed to explore this world where only bloodthirsty creatures , lies, betrayal, and darkness exist. But don't be surprised if you discover LOVE along the way... -----------------------------Cover by- @forcadeCopyright © 2015. WARNING** Contains inappropriate content, must be 14+ to read. [Word count: 75,000 to 90,000] Enjoy.
8 210 - In Serial75 Chapters
Girl on Track
[FREE STORY w/ bonus paid chapter]Seventeen-year-old bike lover Roxy must fight her feelings for her cocky trainer in order to win the tournament. *****When her dad's racing accident leaves him in a wheelchair, feisty bike lover Roxy expects to have to give up racing for good. But then her family moves to the small town of Parkwood, and Roxy discovers Parkwood's racetrack, along with its cocky long-time champion, Tyler Wakeford. With the annual tournament coming up and both competitors determined to win, who's going to take home the medal?*If you aren't reading this book on Wattpad, it has been stolen. Please report the website!*
8 210 - In Serial8 Chapters
Incongruous
"I'll never accept you as my mate," he growls in my ear, while trapping me in a corner with my back facing him.It hurts me every time he says that. Freaking makes me mad every time since he doesn't know shit about me. What a MOTHERFUCKER!! "Your a piece of fucking shit, you know that right," I spat angrily, moving my head back and hitting him in the face. "FUCK," he shouts while taking a few steps back from me.I turn around and snarl at him. Looks up at me with his pitch black eyes. "You'll regret that Ira," he says calmly while standing there, staring at me. "Well bitch, you can REGRET MY ASS CUZ I DONT REGRET IT!! And my name is not Ira, it's ADIRA YOU FOOL!," I say angrily, tearing up because of my frustration with this moron of a mate that causes me pain. Fucking cheats on me and expects me to act like a fool and ignore the shit he did behind my back.~+~*~+~*~Where there is only two packs in the world, one of females and the other of males living in peace. They hardly know of each other's existence, resulting them in mating with the same sex. Since babies don't exist no more in this world because of wolves mating with people of the same sex, it's causing the decrease of the population of the wolves.Adira is a stubborn, loud, brave, strong, funny, hard working and kind woman who took in two female pups that no one wanted to take in and raised them as her own pups. Has a best friend that's a dog named Pepita. Being surrounded by girls her whole life and has never felt attracted to a girl before. At times she questions herself, "Why am I so different?"Obsidian is the Alpha of the Male Pack, has a perfect life so far or so he thought. Being handsome and charming, liking men, fucking men, and dumping men. Living the perfect life until he meets his mate. Finds out life isn't going to be the same anymore.He's mated to a female.~Inspired by "Mismated" Fudgecakexox ~
8 159

