a/n: shuichi is the shsl assassin/child caregiver, kokichi (k0k1-ch1) is shsl(hope)robot, kaede is the shsl detective, maki is the shsl pianist, kaito is the shsl supreme leader, rantaro is the shsl entomologist, miu is the shsl tennis player, ryoma is the shsl human observer thingy, korekiyo is the shsl ???, angie is the shsl akido master, tenko is the shsl magician, himiko is the shsl astronaut, tsumugi is the shsl artist, gonta is the shsl maid, kirumi is the shsl inventor, keebo is the shsl cosplayer. they all have the same personality, but different reasons for how/why they developed their talent. also shuichi is a bit more cold and secretive. also this is more kokichi pov centric-

also uh uh,,, ima,, make more parts in a different chapter, so like this is only part one of the prologue

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from what i recall, i stepped into hope's peak academy's doors and passed out, and now, here i am in a locker in some place i don't know. hopefully hopes peak?

i pushed the locker open with full force, stumbling back into the locker a bit but managing to stand. i walked out questioning where i was. im.. in a school? but.. there are plants overgrowing, and not to mention the weird atmosphere. i looked to the left of the classroom and increased my vision percent by 100% are those,, iron plates? it seems to be where the windows should be.. and theres also red wire? though, its not the kind my professor, who called himself 'dice', used to create me..

my thoughts were soon interrupted by the shaking of the locker that was next to me.

i quickly went on stance mode eying the locker, if theyre gonna come out i should be ready to try out my normal human combat features.

a boy stumbled out.

i quickly went off-guard and approached the boy.

"hello?" i spoke out.

the boy looked up at me.

his hair was white and he had bright blue eyes.

his eyes widened and he quickly backed up against the wall.

"a-are you the one who brought me here?"

it seems he was also kidnapped and brought here.

"no." i replied.

he stood up confused.

"h-huh? w-wheres all my cosplay material?" he questioned, frantically looking around. though i decided to tease him for it.

"cosplay? nee-heehee! what are you, a weeb?" i snickered.

he glared at me

"w-who are you calling a weeb! that is cosplayphobic! besides, arent you cosplaying as a robot?"

i tilted my head to the side. cosplayphobic? what even- i decided to ignore the obviously made up word and pay attention to his last sentence. i smirk, time to introduce myself!

"im k0k1-ch1, but mostly known as kokichi oma! the ultimate robot! someday, i the most advanced robot will rule the world!! nee-heehee!" man, was i awesome??

"i- youre a real robot? wow!! how cool!! your like from an anime!"

wow, he really is a weeb.

"i, oh! um, im keebo, the ultimate cosplayer. cosplaying is my hobby,, though i usually prefer other peoples cosplays." he scratched the back of his head.

"mannn, your such a weeb!! im gonna get out of here before you dork to death!! seeeya" i waved heading out into the halls, laughing as i heard a faint shout of "th-thats cosplayphobic!!".

i decided to figure out if there were other ultimates here, and if me and kee-boy are the only ones here.

mannn, that would be so boring to be friends with such a loser!! nee-heehee!

i walked into another one of the classrooms to see some weirdo and a girl. "hellllo?" i say to them.

they both look at me, one glancing curiously and the other looking ready to scare me to death!!

"hello? who are you? oh, oh! whats your talent, my organization would love to recruit someone as hopeful looking as you!"

the guy with weird purple hair, sticking up straight in the air.

though, i guess its not as weird as being a robot.

the girl, who had two brown pigtails and red piercing eyes glared at me.

"what do you want? are you the one who took us here?" she huffed.

"umm," i decided to ignore her. "im k0k1-ch1, also known as kokichi, the ultimate robot! one day, i the most advanced robot will one day rule the world!! nee-heehee!"

she eyed me, "ultimate robot?"

"ya-huh! why, do you not trust me? mannn you got some trust issues!~"

she scowled and turned away.

"kaito. lets go" she tugged on his sleeve.

"w-wait maki-roll," she glared at him for the use of the nickname.

"a-ah! i mean, maki— we havent even introduced ourselves yet!" he whined.

she let go of his sleeve and rolled her eyes. she sighed, "im maki harukawa. the ultimate pianist." ultimate pianist? she looks way too intimidating for a pianist, but i guess that explains her music based outfit.

"im kaito momota! the ultimate supreme leader! i lead a very successful and hope-filled organization!" he proudly grinned putting his hands on his hips.

and that, was maki's queue to leave. she grabbed kaito's sleeve, once again, and pulled him out of the classroom leaving me alone. how rude! i pouted walking out of the classroom.

there was only one more classroom to check out, though i heard quite a bit of bickering, presumably 4 males and 1 female.

i opened the classroom door to find 5 mechanic bears- good to know im not the only robot!- and two confused looking people.

all of the people stared at me in the room.

"mannn! who started a party without me!!"

the boy was wearing a black baseball cap, kinda emo looking, he had dark navy blue hair, and from what i could see under the hat goldish-grey looking eyes. and long feminine eyelashes. kinda pretty, its not like any colour i've seen on a human before. ah- moving on to his attire, it was all black, looking kind of mysterious with hints of red and gold. hes cute.

the girl, standing next to him had more of a confident-cheery aura. she had blond braided hair that curved around the side of her shoulder. she had a purple vest and a white collared shirt underneath. she also wore a cap, a purple one though. infact almost all of her attire is a shade of purple, though none of them too light.

the five robotic bears also turned over to me.. great, better make an introduction!

"im k0k1-ch1! butttt i guess you could also address me as kokichi! i am the ultimate robot, and i, the currently most advanced robot will rule the world! nee-heehee"

my third time doing this, yet it feels somewhat more special. i guess they do say third times the charm.

the robotic bears gave an applause, except for the green one. then, they looked worried as the looked up at the clock in the classroom.

"oh no!! daddy's gonna be so mad if we're not back by now.." the pink one looked down.

"guess we gotta go.." she pouted.

the others nodded, "so long! bear-well!"

... that was the worst pun ever. it was even worse than those jokes i studied.

the others eyes darted back to me.

"so? whats your names? your talents?" i said to them. the boys eyes widened for only a split second, but quickly went back to normal looking firm.

"im.. shuichi saihara," he had a pretty name too. "and im the uhm- ultimate child caregiver."

i raised an eyebrow, the ultimate child caregiver? he doesnt look like the type who'd like kids. hes suspicious.

butttt if what hes saying is true than i guess i already found the perfect person to have a romantic pair-bond with!

"im kaede akamatsu, pleasure to make your acquaintance."

"whats your talent?"

"ah, well im the ultimate detective. even though im in training, i still have the right to be an ultimate detective!!" she huffed.

well she's certainly defensive over her ultimate title.

i walk up to shuichi.. but- shuichi sounds kinda.. plain. ah! i know, shuichi-chan!~ i heard thats what they call the one they form a romantic pair-bond with, or close friends from my intense research on japanese culture!

"sooo, shuichi-chan~"

instantly he got all blushy.. wait no- was it.. flustered? ah yes! thats what i remember from my research. anyways he instantly got all flustered, im assuming from the use of chan. it was adorable.

"i-um-ah,, shuichi-chan? isnt that um, a bit too feminine?"

"nee-heehee! geez, shuichi-chan you really are flustered so easily!"

"i.. your right. im sorry"

he said quickly changing his tone of voice.

"well, i best be going soon. ill be at the dining hall."

shuichi quickly walked out of the classroom bumping my shoulder on the way out.

wow! he's definitely got a secret~ perhaps.. about his talent? i should do some research on him~