《The Bartender at the End of the Universe》Ch 86:
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"But it was pretty cool, right?"
Honestly man, I've really got to say no. Death said with a shrug as he sat down on top of an what used to be a ferris wheel, but was now nothing more than a garden of twisted metal.
"What?" Cried Og'drimun. "But it was amazing."
Death shook his head. Bro, trying to take on that guy on your own? That was pretty lame. Working in tandem with your bros is cool.
"But I was so huge!" Og'drimun said. "Absolutely massive, and my muscles were all back and on display. Wasn't that pretty cool?"
Death shrugged. Don't know what to tell you. If you'd stuck with everyone else? Heck yeah, that would've been super cool. But, just stomping around on your own? I don't know man, seemed pretty lame actually.
"Lame!" Og'drimun roared.
Lame. Death said sagely.
"But I was so big! And created all that crazy stuff. It was awesome. I even worked with all those wolves, didn't I?" Og'drimun reasoned, "That's not exactly being alone."
Death looked out into the distance and lifted his arm up onto his knee as he whispered sagely, Nah, it was lame.
"Nuh uh."
Yes huh.
"Nuh uh."
Yes huh.
"Nuh uh!"
Yes huh.
Og'drimun crossed his arms in front of his chest and poured with a, "Hmph."
Don't blame me man. Death said calmly as he dug his finger into his nose hole. It's just the harsh truth bro.
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