《When I died, All the Empresses Cried》Too Horrifying
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'Where is my future wife?' he couldn't help but wonder even if he was in a life and death situation as the figure of his wife wasn't anywhere near his enemy.
Thankfully, he didn't have to wait much before he found out.
''Divine Art of Nut Cracking!''
A loud shout came behind him, and before even he could react, a strong kick found his crotch.
A flaming dragon rose up to protect him, but it was extinguished the moment that foot touched it.
Divine runes and laws floated around the foot as if it was commanding the Heaven and Earth.
It seemed almost as if, the Universe itself was bending over to make way for the foot so that it could kick the crotch.
Li Qiye's eyes widened in slow motion as he tried to do anything at all to prevent it, but it seemed almost as if his body was refusing to cooperate. His instincts were screaming, begging and almost crying for him to move, foor him to do anything at all, yet he remained motionless.
Before even the foot reached his crotch, the expansive dress around his crotch burned as if it was trying to make way for the divine kick.
But the Divine Kick's journey wasn't over yet.
As he was the glorious prince, it was his duty to protect his balls and make many glorious children in the future. That's why, his balls were protected by the most glorious metal of them all.
Guarding the Glorious Prince's glorious balls, was a piece of metal.
Glorious Imperial God Metal.
It was the most precious metal of the empire, its hardness and ability to withstand power were unrivaled.
The kick powered by the Laws of Heaven and Earth was guided by the Divine Art of Nut Cracking, how could it be stopped by a mere metal?
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Yet the impossible happened.
Her small foot couldn't pierce through the metal.
Just as Li Qiye was about to celebrate his victory, something impossible happened.
The hardest metal in the world that could maybe crack but never bend, was somehow bent.
Her foot planted itself deeply into the metal in slow motion as everyone watched with different faces going from pained to sad, happy to amazed...
The metal bent further and further until it finally reached the glorious prince's glorious balls.
Li Qiye's already wide open eyes became bloodshot in an instant as an unimaginable, almost artificial pain shot through not only his mind but also his soul.
The foot didn't stop. Golden runes and laws surrounding them seemed to have become even livelier once they touched the balls.
The runes and laws surrounding the foot got absorbed by the balls as if it was sucking them in with great fervor, but those balls couldn't be doing anything worse.
Contrary to everyone's expectations, the balls started to swell up instead of exploding.
Even the half-dead people who were beaten to the brink of death were wincing with phantom pain as they watched the spectacle.
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''Sister's Divine Art of Nut Cracking has already surpassed mine... How incredible.'' Wang watched the spectacle with a look of amazement and nostalgia. ''The day I thought her this technique is almost like yesterday. How many people's futures did she have to destroy to have such accomplishments with the technique?'' he couldn't help but wonder.
''She even modified it a little, can it even be called the 'Cracking' technique anymore?' he winced as he watched Li Qiye with a single eye.
''That's enough little Li! Don't play with him, we need to leave soon!''
'It is just disgusting at this point...'
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Outside the screen, people watched with... varied expressions.
Some were pained with sympathy.
Some were sad and angry at his pain and agony.
Some were happy and for some reason, victorious at his fate.
Some people didn't care about any of those, they just marveled at the technique's incredible finesse.
''I know he was the bad guy and all, but... isn't this too much?'' a young master asked with closed eyes as he fell to his knees.
''There is no crime that justifies such horrors.'' a monk said with a calm face, but everyone could see the faint traces of sweat running down his face.
''He was a rapist, get over it. Maybe you shouldn't rape people in the future and you wouldn't need to be scared of such techniques.'' a fairy laughed as she watched men fall to their knees with phantom pain.
''We don't blame her, we blame the tool used here. What if she aims it at innocent?''
''The tool has no sin. 'There is no bad technique, just bad user' said the Immortal Teacher LaleKu. Stop trying to find faults in that wonderful technique.'' Elder Mo Jang commented.
''It was as if the Heavens were helping her. It is a technique approved by Heavens! What more do you want? How much more righteous can it get?'' a woman snapped as she slammed the table.
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[An: I couldn't write yesterday because I had to spend 2 days writing the best nut shot ever seen on a book...
Just kidding, I was at a birthday party. Maybe I should have put a notice instead of silently disappearing for a day lol, sorry about that.]
[An: Livelier sounds wrong to me for some reason, but the internet keeps telling me it is the correct way of saying it.]
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