《The Records Of Existence》Poem 3 Life
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"Eyes open to the sight of reality.
I wake up to the light of holy.
Dress myself and work the fields.
Return home to my warm family.
Eyes opened to the sight of beasts.
I woke up to the night of feast.
Pissed myself and ran away.
Cries of kids made legs sway.
Eyes opened to fight reality.
I woke up to the darkness of futility.
West I headed and hid in the fields.
Returned to no home, to no family.
Wandered into a big city.
Begged the rich for some pity.
Fought the beggers to be fed.
Lied and snitched to see a bed.
Dived dungeons and killed undead.
Meaningless life no path ahead.
A light came through to be led.
She smiled and said I would be wed.
Love and happiness filled my life.
Then I got stabbed by would-be wife.
I cried and asked why she lied.
Laughed and snickered she was sly.
She dragged me down to the basement.
Onto an altar like a gift to be sent.
Screams and cries filled the room.
She grinned and said I must repent.
Blood flowed down the red altar.
My sight blurred and tears dried.
'I was decieved! I was lied!'
My eyes closed and then I died."
-Jack The Farmer.
Note: This message was recorded 834 years ago in the afterlife, Jack The Farmer was eventually sent to hell for lying and killing.
Comment: The Afterlife system is flawed I said, FLAWED!
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