I opened a portal to Earth. I had to give a report to the Worldsafers. I then left a note for Aryav. It was March eleventh, 2020. The day the pandemic began. The note said:

Hi, Aryav. I’m going through this portal. It goes home. There’s a new virus at home. Doom told his grandfather, who looked into the future, and told us it would become a pandemic today. By the way,

I also put a rickroll in after the "By the way."

I thought it was uber-funny. I stepped through the portal.

Waeswars (Blood) Bronze 4 (0%)

Perception of Darkness (Darkness) Bronze 2 (0%)

Sinfree Soul (Sin) Bronze 7 (0%)

Cloak of Death (Death) Bronze 3 (0%)

Bad Omen (Omen) Bronze 4 (0%)

Execute (Doom) Bronze 4 (0%)

Teleport of Shadows (Darkness) Bronze 4 (0%)

Frozen Blood (Blood) Bronze 3 (0%)

Cleansing Fire (Sin) Bronze 5 (0%)

Orb of Death (Death) Bronze 2 (0%)

Slow Death (Death) Bronze 7 (0%)

Shadowy Perfection (Darkness) Bronze 7 (0%)

Perfect Luck (Omen) Bronze 5 (0%)

Blade of Death (Doom) Bronze 4 (0%)

Immortality (Blood) Bronze 3 (0%)

Live Shadow (Darkness) Bronze 4 (0%)

Speed Die (Death) Bronze 4 (0%)

Faster Die (Death) Bronze 4 (0%)

Butterflies of Disease (Doom) Bronze 4 (0%)

Cancer (Blood) Bronze 5 (0%)

Alzhimer’s (Blood) Bronze 6 (0%)

Sleep of Death (Sin) Bronze 4 (0%)

Rot Away (Omen) Bronze 4 (0%)

Bleeding Death (Darkness) Bronze 4 (0%)

Frosty Blood (Sin) Bronze 4 (0%)

Judgemental Life (Omen) Bronze 5 (0%)

Darkness Melt of Evil (Darkness) Bronze 4 (0%)

Bad Person (Sin) Bronze 6 (0%)

Good Fortune (Omen) Bronze 4 (0%)

Insta-Death (Doom) Bronze 4 (0%)

I noticed all of them had gone up to the nearest whole above it. I started flying through space.