Chapter 11: Oops 2.

*Illya's POV*

Not much has happened since I last talked to myself in my head. We've just been making our way to Cromerth very slowly. How else are we to satiate our lust for blood legally if not by systematically eradicating all evil beings on our way?

Mostly Goblins and Kobolds though. We should make it there in a few hours after taking our sweet time walking and camping for over 90 days. At this point me and Akane have almost ran out of things to say so our conversations were quickly getting boring.

Illya: "I think we might want to learn and explore more otherwise we'll completely run out of things to say."

Akane: "I agree! Want me to say something to you that will piss you off and help take your mind off of your boredom?"

Illya: "Will I regret letting you?"

Akane: "Who knows?"

I really really didn't want Akane to bring up something from my past. I mean I've already long since locked away stored deep in the back of my mind which is completely unreachable to me at all times.

Illya: "Okay fine!"

Akane: "Remember how you wasted 2 years of your life training skills that became completely redundant when you got Creation Magic?"

Illya: "..."

Akane: "..."

Illya: "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA WHY DID YOU HAVE TO FUCKING REMIND ME OF THAT??!!"

Illya: "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!"

And just like that one reminder was enough to send me into a fit of rage that rivaled the last time I had a tantrum but, it didn't last long because my wife was rubbing my head and telling me that everything was okay.

Illya: "I'm sorry that you had to see me like that...Again."

Akane: "I'm not! Please do that more! It was a nice change of pace to treat you like my younger sister instead of a murder-happy Celestial that would probably commit MORE genocides if I ever took my eyes off of you."

Illya: "First of all. I do love when you pamper me and second, all of my genocides were justified and benefited the world greatly."

Akane: "What about Ithial?"

Illya: "That was for love and technically it didn't happen so I'm 100% in the clear."

Akane: "Sure I believe you completely."

Illya: "Anyway...How far until we reach that shittily named Kingdom?"

Akane: "We're already in Cromerth dummy don't you remember? The capital city is where we're heading."

Illya: "What's it called?"

Akane: "Iwririe."

Illya: "I can't even pronounce that! What is wrong with the people in this Kingdom naming things so horribly?"

Akane: "I can’t fathom how it is properly pronounced either."

Illya: "How'd you know what it's called then?"

Akane: "The head of that caravan we passed wrote it down for me. Don't you remember?"

Illya: "Nice!"

Akane: "Very. Anyway, to answer your earlier question, it'll take us only 20 more minutes to reach it."

I was relieved to hear that we will be arriving soon but, I had had another question for Akane that has been bothering me lately. I mean she asked if I remembered the caravan and that we've already reached the Kingdom of Cromerth but, I didn’t at all.

Illya: "Hey Akane!"

Akane: "Yes?"

Illya: "Be honest. I am more stupid now?"

Akane: "What do you even mean?"

Illya: "I feel like ever since we started traveler together I've gotten less intelligent and I'm also forgetting things."

Akane: "H-how so?"

Illya: "I don't even remember what we did yesterday. I mean didn't you have to keep telling me that we already talked about something multiple times today?"

Akane: "..."

Illya: "Also I feel that if I actually fully remembered wasting 2 years of my life I wouldn't have reacted like a child."

Akane: "Shit..."

Illya: "Shit indeed!"

Akane: "Okay, what always happens prior to you losing memories and IQ?"

Illya: "Us having sex."

Akane: "Oh....FUCK!"

Illya: "What's wrong? Did you figure out the reason why?"

Akane: "I knew that having sex with you was always miles better than with Karie and Reina. I can't believe that I didn't realize sooner..."

Illya: "Can you please tell me the reason?"

Akane: "I've been unconsciously eating your memories and intelligent when we do anything sexual... I should have realized something was wrong since you have been acting more childish lately."

That's not good...like at all. Hopefully, Akane has a way to fix this I can barely even speak properly, at this point I sound like a babbling child.

Illya: "How fix?"

I say in jokingly broken English to try to lighten the mood a bit. I've never seen Akane look this before. She looks so pale and sad...

Akane: "The reason it happened was due to more origin as a System, I ended up not just recording everything about you but also ended up stealing your memories and IQ. Unfortunately, I can only restore important memories but, I can fully restore your IQ..."

Illya: "..."

Akane: "There is another method that both you and me and will absolutely hate."

Illya: "W-What're you doin.."

Akane: "I'm sorry! I love you very much and it's all my fault that I've hurt you again."

Illya: "NO DON'T!"

I was trapped in a magic circle and of course, I knew that this was a magic circle used for teleportation...I knew what was going to happen and I didn’t like it one bit at all.

Akane: "You'll be completely cured if you stay away from me long enough. And once you've regained all that I've stolen from you we can be together once again."

Illya: "..."

Akane: "Don’t give me that look. This won’t happen again and by the time you make it back to Iwririe you'll be cured and I'll be there waiting for you."

Illya: "UGH! FINE! BUT JUST REMEMBER THAT THIS WILL EMOTIONALLY SCAR ME FOREVER!"

Akane: "I know and it's a sin I'm willing to commit to have you cured. Goodbye, I love you."

*FLASH!*

Was the last I heard her say before my vision was covered in a bright light. I didn’t even get the chance to tell her that I love her... Luckily my current problem of falling from the sky distracted me.

Illya: "AAAAAAAAAAA!!"

Illya: "Oh wait I can fly...I really did get stupid."

I hovered around until I landed near a lake that looked somewhat familiar...

Illya: "Oh, she sent me back to where I first woke up..."

If I still remembered the way to get to Cromerth I would immediately run back to Akane but, as it stands I have no idea how to even get to Reina or Karie.

Illya: "How long must I wait?..."

Illya: "..."

Using my most hated skill, Time Management I carefully counted the years, months, days, hours, minutes, seconds until the day where I regained everything finally came.

Illya: "SHE LIED!"

She said that it wouldn't take long to get everything back but it took exactly 8 years, 173 days, 32 hours..etc to regain my memories and IQ.

Illya: "Fuck walking! I'm just gonna teleport right next to her and give her a big hug and then scold her for lying to basically a child!"

Illya: "TELEPORT!"

Illya: "AKANE!"

When the blinding lights around me vanished I was in a great hall and Akane was on the throne. A bunch of female knights surrounded me with their weapons drawn. Not that I was scared at all I could kill them all without much trouble but I'll relent because they're all quite beautiful. Ahhh my one weakness.

Akane: "ILLYA!"

Akane leaps onto me and stuffs my head into her huge chest ahh I've missed this sensation, the feel of her skin, her smell, those beautiful eyes. Whilst I was being enraptured by my wife everyone else in the hall was quite shocked at what had just occurred.

Illya: "Yes I've missed you a lot my dear wife but, could you perhaps explain what you've been getting up to while I was away?"

Akane: "Of course but, first let us go somewhere more private."

Illya: "Actually...Sex first please!"

Akane: "That's what I meant silly."

Once me and my wife "talked" for a month and it was, unfortunately, time to discuss what happened during my forced vacation away.

Illya: "So what happened?"

Akane: "I've successfully taken over Cromerth and changed the name to something fitting. "

Illya: "You named it a pun to try to fill the void left by me right?"

Akane: "Shit...At least let me pretend that I was fine all these years without you."

Illya: "I was a wreck without you so don’t worry about that. Anyway, what did you name it?"

Akane: "The joke is ruined now but, I named our new Kingdom Lurivil."

Illya: "Oh wait. Where's the pun?"

Akane: "Lurivil is Serbian for Yurivil."

Illya: "Ahh nice pun I guess."

Akane: "Thank you!"

Illya: "Uhh so what now?"

I doubt that taking over a kingdom was the only thing that she did so I proceeded to ask how what else we need to do.

Akane: "I have already taken over the entire world and it is a paradise now."

Illya: "Boooo! You didn't leave me anything to do!"

Akane: "This is a gift for you. Or maybe it's a way to say sorry for what I did. Now we can both become dimension travelers. Actually we both already are since I did everything in yours and my name."

Illya: "So we can finally leave this boring dimension? But what about your kingdom? Who is gonna rule it when we leave?"

Akane: "I already have a replacement prepared. Or more specifically replacements. Even if we never come back this dimension will still be peaceful for thousands of years."

Illya: "Reina and Karie?"

Akane: "Yup!"

Illya: "We aren't taking them with us?"

Akane: "None of the members of our harem will be coming with us. Even if we could take them with us they love this world too much to leave."

Illya: "That's sad..."

Akane: "Don't worry. Those two will rule this world perfectly and without fail."

Illya: "I know they will. Well, are you ready to leave?"

Akane: "First we will enjoy our time together with our harem."

Illya: "Why's that?"

Akane: "We must first be reincarnated to become dimension travelers. First, we should enjoy ourselves we might be separated for a long time again once we reincarnate after all."

Illya: "We're immortal though? How're supposed to reincarnate if we can't die?"

Akane: "All we have to do is surrender our souls to the sea of reincarnation. We will be reborn in a random dimension with the benefit of ALL of our memories of course."

Illya: "What if we're reborn in different dimensions?"

Akane: "Don’t worry. Yuna will rig it for us, we will be born together in the same dimension without fail."

Illya: "That's a huge weight off my shoulders."

Akane: "Mine as well."

Illya: "You talked to Yuna?"

Akane: "Just for a bit otherwise someone will throw a fit over her abuse of power."

Illya: "I see. How many members did you manage to add to our harem?"

Akane: "785 beautiful women exactly!"

Illya: "That's a lot! How do they all fit here in this castle?"

Akane: "Spacial magic. It's much bigger on the inside than the outside."

Illya: "Amazing! Okay, I'll make a killer feast and then we'll have fun with all of them!"

Akane: "Yes dear!"

The days passed by quickly whilst indulging in the bodies and company of my wife and members of our harem. They all accepted me very quickly. Like that 15 years had pass and me and Akane were finally ready to reincarnate.

Illya: "What if I reincarnate as an ugly woman? What if I have to have the mind of an adult whilst being a baby?"

Akane: "You silly! Didn’t I say that Yuna will rig it for us? We'll look exactly the same as we do now but just younger."

Illya: "What about the baby thing?"

Akane: "We won't get our memories back until we turn 3 years old."

Illya: "Woo! Well, all my doubts are gone. Are you ready?"

Akane: "Always my dear. I can't wait to see you again. I love you!"

Illya: "I love you two!"

We had our final passionate kiss of this life then using Reincarnation magic we let our souls drift into the sea of reincarnation. I wonder what kind of world me and her will wake up to? Oh shit...Will I lose all my powers and strength? Probably but it won't be hard to become strong again. I do hope I'm reborn in a less shitty world this time. Regardless as long as I can find Akane again I guess it doesn't really matter. Oh...I can feel my consciousness fading...