(waiting 26 hours, she requested beers, shot at the empty bottles, requested a lighter and fuel, set fire to the orb, passed out and began to sit waiting for the sack to burst)

@you almost ready you son of a [email protected]

"just about, and my name currently is druzy"

@i don't care robot man-egg-THING!..release my friends from the [email protected]

"again...not a virtual reality computer that uses humans for complex computations, it's just me in here "

@the matrix used people for a power source, [email protected]

"the original concept was that they used them for computations, using a human for a battery is just.....dumb...but it was changed to batteries so more people could understand, a lot of it makes sense only with the original concept"

@pff, [email protected]

".....I AM THE LORD HIGH SULTAN OF THIS PLANET, AND I DEMAND SOME RESPECT"

@[email protected](sits cross-legged, pouting Because she was "just messing with them")

"..sorry, I just..could not continue to hold my frustration in, and it just..burst out."

@yeah, yeah, I just didn't stop cause you were all "that doesn't hurt me" like busting up a [email protected]

"DING,..well, my body's done"

@good, now I can shoot [email protected](cocks gun)

(The body that emerges from the black goo has: short light blond hair, light skin, a thin frame, thick eyelashes, thin lips, and a patch of circuits embedded in their round face's forehead, shorter than the young woman by a foot; wearing a crystal necklace, thin striped boatneck shirt with a purple overshirt, both just a little too big, covering everything, and hiking boots, also looking too big.)

@I CAN'T SHOOT [email protected]

(In a voice like birds)"I know you couldn't Jane."

@you look like a child,..........(looks closer) are you a boy or a [email protected]

"neither, this body is meant for survival, not procreation, sooo....nothing down there"

@oh, BULLSHIT.(picks them up, and checks to see nothing)....how the hell do [email protected]

"it doesn't eat, it uses photosynthesis to make food."

@..but you have a mouth, and [email protected]

"like I said(their teeth, unfold like the top of them had hinges, to show a row of shark-like teeth, the mouth opens more than it looks like it would) survival."(bites air near her to make her put them down)

@AAAH(drops them)WHAT THE [email protected]

(their mouth returns to a normal human-looking one)"this body is built to survive more than anything else,...[emberesed] I also wanted to look cute."

@and how exactly would a dingle-less femboy be the best form for [email protected]

"as I said, I'm a plant person right now...... I make oxygen for you and use carbon dioxide for the bark it will grow."

....(she pokes their forehead where the circuits are)@and this [email protected]

"it's the receiver and transmitting point to the POD"

......

"production and development unit"

@...POD...its literally called a POD. @

"yeah, and the projects name was hydra...the jellyfish kind, so naming was thematic"

@but...you also did a plant [email protected]

"Please just help me throw rocks into the black goo"

@[email protected]

"the materials I used for your requests instead of making the base of operations needs to be replenished, rocks will do fine for now, the black goo is actually nanites and raw base material throwing them in will also alow the nanites to see what minerals are in the stones in the area, incase there are new ones not found of earth."

@[email protected]

"......rocks go in goop, goop makes a house, and more booze"

@why didn't you say that in the first place(throws a rock at pod so the land in the black goo)@

"(helps)...................... I left you at 2075 standard specs, but it might help if I give you some upgrades, just in case"

@in case of [email protected]

"chances are, if you can breathe here, other things can as well"

@...(realization) ..eh-EH, I ALWAYS DID WANT TO KILL [email protected]

"technically-"

@(leans in hard) they are [email protected]

"..got-it......after the building, I will give you the upgrades......"

(after awhile)

" well, these red rocks we are granite, pegmatite, laterite, sandstone, and some are marble, most useless as is, but chemical restructuring will make them useful"

(the sit down in a lotus position and go limp right before a room grows around the pod over the course of an hour, the room has 2 chambers big enough for someone to lie in, connected to the pod with various tubes, itself surrounded by a dome)

(they perk up after all the materials are done being set)

@...if you could grow THAT in just over an hour, why douse it take so long for you to make a [email protected]

"because a living thing has so many individual cells, and a human is literally half micro organisms; while that building and its components are solid chemical structures repeated. it would be like growing a rainforest or jungle from scratch. the genesis chambers that I installed in there will help make people and my avatars if this one dies or I need another"

@[confused]..oooooo-kaaayyy...[under breath] what the [email protected]

"...it hasn't sunk in you are in from your perspective, "the future"...well the genesis chambers can give you those upgrades I promised"

@(walks in) you aren't gonna reprogram me or what ever kind of shit you can [email protected]

"[blank face]{...wait,..after I landed I've been more passive havn't I?}......[shocked]OH MY FUCKING TUNA CASOROLE MADE OF UGANDAN BABIES ON A KRISPY KREAM CRACKER"

@[startled]...what, why did you- wait,..did you just fucking [email protected]

"YES, I DID,...it seems my worse instincts were..auto-locked when I landed... I made you remind myself to stay humble,..but...but it seems like they were more cautious then I realized...they numbed my savage human nature....like anger, and my bluntness."

@[email protected]

"they drugged and castrated me so I won't go all AM.....i didn't even think of doing what you feared; before I would of at least thought of doing it, but right then I didn't."

@oh- shit, that's co~ld, no wonder your such a [email protected]

"..get in the chamber and get upgraded, I want you to be strong enough to protect us if something happens while I get rid of these.... restrictions."

@what-ever bean sprout(she gets in the chamber)@

"Okay, lets begin............."(falls face first)