(after getting out of the headspace, jane reluctantly waits for druzy to make their new body for the "isikai ruse" that they thought up)

@i can't believe you thought up such a fucking nerdish plan, the sentiment is fine, but the way you plan to do it is [email protected]

"you were the emotionally strongest member of your...clique... I don't want sobbing young adults on my planet just yet. besides, they were both open to the idea of reincarnation, so it is doable."

@...it's not your planet, and there are still robots on here that want to kill [email protected]

"you know what I mean,.....and speaking of that, please put my plant body in a place that the upcoming duo won't see it immediately."

@can I bury [email protected]

".......? well, of course you can bury it, I would be worried if you didn't."

@..not the response was going for, but, fine. I will bury the no-nut soy [email protected]

"another gold nugget of an insult...my new body is almost done btw"

@[email protected]

"btw,...the internet abbreviation of by the way."

@..how many people have you ever talked to in person before [email protected]

"do my mom and siblings count? if not.........i had a friend in primary school....who outgrew me soon after."

@...(shakes head slowly before leaving to burry the body)@

(after the cathartic action, jane came back to the pod room)

"right on time, it is finished, my goddess body"

(flatly)@[email protected]

"oh, don't be like that"(starts the pod draining)

@im still upset you traped me in your headspace for a [email protected]

"i invited you in, i just...made time go slower in there...my intentions were pure!"

@yeah, sure..ya [email protected]

(the pod opens, to have a small pale girl with raven black hair step out, wearing leather)

"....."

@aww, that's actually kinda [email protected]

(the girl punches her in the mouth)"........don't....call me cute."

@oww....(picks her up by the coller) listen here you [email protected]

(the small girl headbutts her hard, making jane drop her)

".....(sticks her tongue out)..bleeehh"

@........why am i loving [email protected]

"because you never had a sister, but secretly wanted one."

@GET OUT OF MY [email protected]

"no."

@what do i even call you when your....this [email protected]

"...drakonia demonsbane"

@...(sucks teeth and points) [email protected]

"then mary"

@okay that sounds like something id feel okay calling [email protected]

"mary hellsmouth."

@(laughs)[email protected]

"(as deep as a little girls voice can go) I am the night"

@okay, now I know you're messing with [email protected]

"...no...."

@..well do you have a speech [email protected]

"yes....hey, you 2, i am the goddess of this world, and i need you to help me gather stuff and kill robots so i can make and grow things in peace, this orb is where you should put the rocks, i will give you a house over there, and give you guns and alcohol if you comply."

@...they would just push you over if you said [email protected]

"..not if i do this(picks her up with one hand)"

@.....maybe if you pick up tubs like [email protected]

"...ok(sets jane down)"

@[email protected]

"their bodies are already being made, yes."

@...i guess i just not good with kids, [email protected]

"im older than you."

@but your body and brain aren't.(jostles the little ones' hair)@

"(freaks, and waves arms threateningly, like a cat) *snarl* "

@ [this is nice...I'm feeling so calm right now...like I'm with true family already]@

"technically I am your parent, so you are."

@...what did I say about staying out of my [email protected]

"*pfffth*"

@(holds marys ear and pulls)@

"owwwww, stahp!"

@...pf-hahahahahaaah...I'm definitely callin this one [email protected]

"I WILL DESTROY YOU~~~~~!"

@no you're not. we're gonna kill some [email protected]

"...im bringing my chain scythe"

@p-ha! can i get my own version of this cutie later, not with you in it of [email protected]

"...maybe."

(they walked past the deathworms, and began seeing the robots, this time, they also included not just the Doberman sized drilldogs, but also ones that spins in a whirlwind of blades and sledgehammers)

"[dramatic gasp] kamaitachi!"

@wha? tamagachi? what the hell you takin [email protected]

"blade weasles"

@...they look more like demolition tornatos...demo-tatos..no...demo-torns..yeah, that sounds [email protected]

"(raises the bodies' signature weapon) demotorns!"

(they rush headlong into the fray...and regret it immediately when Jane gets hit on the side of the head by a sledgehammer)

@*CRCH- TWAP*...OOOOOOOWWWWWW [CENSERED RANT OF PAIN](rolls around in pain) WHY AM I NOT [email protected]

"because of your thick skull"

(a blade cuts a gash into marys chest)

@[email protected]

(the deep scratch on mary oozes black)

"My blood is black"

(it is the slurry that the pod produces, and as a result, causes the blade that caused the cut to begin to come apart as ball barrings)

(after seeing the blade falling apart)@...i almost forgot who was in the body, of course, you would add something like that to a little girl's [email protected]

"my blood is black you know"

@...(momentary blank face turns into furrowed brows)stop being cute, they still are trying to kill us(gets up and cocks shotgun)@

"okay"(the small body gets up and cushes the offending demotorn by wrapping the chain sythe around it and pulling hard)

(after a battle that ends with the deathworms chomping the robots)

"we are victorious."

(she smacks the smaller one on the head)@what was that about my THINK [email protected]

"owwie..i meant literally, your skull is made thicker with shock-absorbing materials to protect your brain from concussion."

@next body is gonna be a robot, this is [email protected]

"I'll tell you later why I don't wanna do that....after we get some ice for our head owies"

@im going to throw you if you don't hurry......(chases the smaller one to the base)@

(when they got back to homebase and have iocepacks)

(from the pod, the little girl is empty)"i don't wanna use a robot body because it would be the same as in here."

@[email protected]

"...it's like having your mind constantly connected to wikapedia, because it's exactly that!"

@that sound cool [email protected]

"I know every detail of every tragedy, defeat, victory, every skill invented by humans, every nitty gritty detail about humanity, and believe me, it is tiring, I even know how every proverbial sausage is made.."

@okay...i think I get [email protected]

..but I can see how having a mobile manipulator base could prove useful. or at least you know, one without it's own personality."

@well, it was admitidly kinda fun hanging with the real [email protected]

"yeah,...after I make one, wanna see me turn one of the drill dogs heads into a radio?"

@shure...whait, [email protected]

"to make it play this song"(plays "atomic dog")"...oh, wait, I could use it as a secondary proximity alarm!"

@theres a punchline here, isnm't [email protected]

"yes, it would blare "who let the dogs out" after as pack of those things approach us"

@hmhm...nerd. what about the others, you know, involving your "plan"[email protected]

"well, I can dress it up as a guardian or preist.....or tech-preist"

@(facehand)...sure, Im not gonna ask about that last one [email protected]

"good, that would be a can of worms if you did."

(after almost a week)

(the bio cultivation pods drain and open to let janes friends out)

(they groggily crawl out of the capsule-shaped metal uteruses that birthed them, luckily they already have clothes on their bodies)

tubs is a 7-foot tall man of African descent with almost visible muscle under a layer of fat with short dreads, wearing an open leather jacket over a hoodie and jeans.

Diane is a thin barrel-chested woman with long blond hair, standing a full foot taller than jane, wearing a cross top and leather boot pants

[tubs]|what the hell happened, I feel sticky.|

[diane ]*i don't know, but it looks like we were abducted by aliens or some shit*