《C.O.L.A. BERATION》CHAPTER 10
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Logan is driving the Knight Mobile with Charlie and Josaline in the passenger seat.
CHARLIE
Whew! We finally got away from those monster.
JOSALINE
But did you have to have a boner for the entire time we were being chased?
CHARLIE
Boner? I have no idea what you're talking about.
JOSALINE
Really? Then why did I feel something poking my ass?
CHARLIE
What? You're talking nonsense. You're imagining things.
Josaline turns her face towards Charlie.
JOSALINE
Imagining? I think I would know if it's nonsense or not because I'm SITTING ON YOUR FUCKING LAP!
LOGAN
Can both of you shut up!
Charlie and Josaline turns to Logan.
CHARLIE & JOSALINE
What?!
LOGAN
You heard me! How am supposed to concentrate on driving if all I hear is you two getting a hard on for each other?
Josaline gets flustered.
JOSALINE
You must be out of your mind! That is not happening at this moment!
Charlie looks disappointed.
CHARLIE
Right... That's not what's happening. (Sniff) Not at all.
LOGAN
Just stop! You're breaking my concentration.
CHARLIE
What's so hard about concentrating while driving? It's as easy as breathing or moving your body or talking or punching somebody or brushing your teeth or having sex or stealing or-
LOGAN
JUST GET TO THE DAMN POINT!
CHARLIE
OK, Mr. Grumpy. All I'm saying is, you just put your hands on the steering wheel and your feet on the pedal. Very easy if you ask me.
LOGAN
Nobody was asking you, bub.
CHARLIE
I'm just saying. It's very easy.
LOGAN
You know what else is easy?
Three blades grow from out of Logan's right hand.
LOGAN
Me slicing your throat. So I would be quiet if I were you.
Charlie gets nervous.
CHARLIE
(Gulp) You wouldn't slice a guy with glasses on, would you?
LOGAN
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What are you talking about, bub? You don't where glasses.
Logan looks at Charlie and notice him wearing glasses.
LOGAN
Where'd the hell you get those glasses?
CHARLIE
It's a funny story, really. You see, it all star-
LOGAN
Don't care anymore.
Logan looks away from Charlie.
CHARLIE
(upset)
Oh man.
JOSALINE
Men... Can't live with them and I can certainly live without them.
CHARLIE
I heard that, you know.
JOSALINE
It was meant for you to hear.
CHARLIE
(She can be so mean at times.)
Josaline looks at the sky sees something fly across the sky at a fast rate.
JOSALINE
(What was that?)
CHARLIE
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Josaline quickly looks at Charlie.
JOSALINE
What's wrong?
Josaline sees Charlie rubbing his eyes.
JOSALINE
Are you OK?
CHARLIE
My left eye! It hurts!
Logan looks at Charlie.
LOGAN
What?!
Logan sees Charlie rubbing his eye.
LOGAN
Josaline, grab the steering wheel.
JOSALINE
What?!
LOGAN
I need you to steer while I check on Charlie.
JOSALINE
I'm not sure if that's a good idea.
LOGAN
Just grab the damn wheel, woman!
JOSALINE
Fine.
Josaline grabs the steering wheel while Logan checks on Charlie. He removes Charlie's hand from his face. Charlie opens his eyes and Logan sees that Charlie's left eye is blood shot red.
LOGAN
I can't believe this.
CHARLIE
Believe what?
Logan remains silent while staring at Charlie. Josaline turns to look at Charlie for a quick. She notice Charlie's eye being blood shot red.
JOSALINE
Oh my god... Why is his eye red?!
CHARLIE
What?! My eye is red?! Which one?!
JOSALINE
The one you were just rubbing, you idiot!
Charlie snatches his wrist from Logan's grasp and looks at the right view mirror to see his reflection.
CHARLIE
W...What is going on? Why is my eye red?
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LOGAN
(I see. So he's a special case.)
Charlie turns to Logan.
CHARLIE
WHY THE HELL IS MY EYE RED?!
Logan adjusts himself back in the driver seat and takes the wheel from Josaline.
CHARLIE
Logan!
Logan remains silent.
CHARLIE
LOGAN!
LOGAN
I DON'T KNOW! Now cover that shit up before I vomit!
CHARLIE
With what, asshole?!
LOGAN
Use your hand for all I care.
CHARLIE
I'm not going to cover my eye with my hand for the entire time just so I can please your ass.
JOSALINE
Both of you stop arguing! We don't need this right now!
Charlie and Logan stopped arguing and Charlie looks away from Logan.
JOSALINE
Don't worry, Charlie. I got something to help cover up that eye of yours.
Josaline takes out an eye patch from out her pants pocket.
JOSALINE
Here...
CHARLIE
Why do you have an eye patch in your pocket?
JOSALINE
I...uh...always carry an eye patch with me.
CHARLIE
For what reason?
JOSALINE
What is this, a million questions? Just take the damn eye patch and be thankful.
CHARLIE
...Thanks.
Josaline hands the eye to Charlie and Charlie puts it on, covering his left eye.
JOSALINE
You make everything so complicated, you know?
CHARLIE
I wouldn't be me if I didn't.
MAN'S VOICE
Did you complete your objective?
CHARLIE
What was that?
LOGAN
Shit!
Logan reaches into his pants pocket and pulls out his cell phone. He hits a button and puts the phone to his ear.
CHARLIE
Who are you talking to?
LOGAN
(on the phone)
Yeah. - I have it right here.
CHARLIE
(That voice sounds so familiar.)
LOGAN
(on the phone)
It's taken care of. - Yes. - Understood.
Logan hangs up and puts the phone back into his pocket.
CHARLIE
Who was that?
LOGAN
My boss.
CHARLIE
Your boss? I didn't know you had a job.
LOGAN
Need one to maintain a living.
CHARLIE
Where do you work?
LOGAN
Irrelevant.
CHARLIE
What?
LOGAN
That's irrelevant.
CHARLIE
Why?
LOGAN
There's no need for you to know.
CHARLIE
OK. What were you guys talking about?
LOGAN
Don't worry about it. Everything is taken care of.
CHARLIE
Taken care of?
LOGAN
You two better hold on to something because I'm about to go "Speed Racer" up in this bitch.
Logan stomps on the gas pedal and the Knight Mobile shot down the road.
(Meanwhile)
A man is in a building and he hangs up the phone.
KINDRA
Is everything alright, sir?
MAN
Is everything alright?
The man smiles.
MAN
Everything is better than alright. My plan is moving into fruition so perfectly, I can taste the success in the air.
KINDRA
I am pleased that you are satisfied with the flow of things, Mr. Breao.
MR. BREAO
Soon Kindra...no one will be able to stop me. This world will be mine.
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