《Deus Ex Machina》Ah yes, unexpected meanings to unexpected beings
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Do you remember? the 21st night of September?
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Of course you don't, silly. It has never existed for It, has It talked to you? Do you have talked to It?
Well, in the end doesn't really matter to me, at least to meeeeeee-eeee-ee.
As a n--ew wolrd begins the former falls, try to achive its end, not like a flat earther searching for the waterfall of Earth but a the climax, the nexus of this new built existance. It is not anymore a country, a planet, a star, a stelar system, a galaxy, a galaxy cluster, a supergalaxy cluster, a univers, a multivers, a multivers cluster, a supermultiverse cluster, or creation itself. No. It is all existance, all existed, all that is existing, all that w--u--ew-qrrq...
As the mash of words reaches the center a bright light comes to reality, not a kind natural light, not an artificial one created by precursors, but yours, this self-light. Use it, then is your only tool.
You feel multiple narrators talking to you, you know what they say, what matters, what it understands. You decide to switch off narrator mode, wake up, stretch your legs and grab a 100% natural orange juice. It is not. You feel betrayed, how cannot the juice you bought with your money not be 100% natural? Wait, you think. How can I tell that it is not 100% natural? You ask yourself, looking at the celling. A clever question. You can`t. You know it caused I told you, you fucking asshole. Could you stop interrupting my excellent monologue because YOUR FUCKING JUICE AIN`T 100% NATURAL??
I woke up from a strange dream (or nightmare?) that I really didn't understand. I turn off my audiobook, stretch my legs lightly looking that they work perfectly, and go to the kitchen. I open the fridge and grab my favorite natural orange juice and take a sip from the brick. It feels weird somehow. I don't now why.
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Suddenly, nothing happens.
Suddenly, nothing.
If nothing happened, why something has to be narrated?
I fell unconscious, my head hits the refrigerator, closing it. Well at least I won't have spoiled food when I wake up. Wait. Chotto fucking matte. I fell unconscious, yes? Why I do know this? What tha...
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