《Leave Bad Enough Alone》016. Return To The Past
Advertisement
The team pondered Miles sitting on the floor; he tried to get up, but couldn’t keep his balance.
“Just stay there,” Gregall advised. “And finish your beer. Let the potion do its work.”
“For how long?” Miles groused.
Gregall’s smirk returned. “When you can stand up again, that’ll mean it’s finished.” He turned to Rikki. “Thanks, kid. I needed a good laugh.”
“That’s not all we brought!” he gushed. “Show ’em what we found, guys!”
Lorarona opened up the purse of holding and withdrew the wand, handing it to Gregall. He twitched as he took hold of it. “What the…? That was weird.”
“What is it?” Rikki asked nervously.
“That will become apparent soon enough.” He twiddled the fingers on his free hand; they lit up with a glow. He put them together, and the glow soared upwards in an arc, falling upon the wand with several shimmers and fizzling sparks.
“See?” Noninja told Clancy. “Now that’s a ‘detect magic’ spell! How come yours don’t look like that, huh?”
Clancy twiddled his fingers; a black ball formed inside them. “How would you like a magic missile up your nose? How’s your spell resistance, huh?”
“Knock it off, you two,” Lorarona chided. “Stop acting up in front of company.” Both stared sullenly as the black ball in Clancy’s fingers dissipated.
“Oh, no,” they heard Gregall mumble. They turned to see him rub his forehead, a concerned look on his face. “This can’t be.”
“What is it?” Rikki pleaded. “Don’t leave us hanging!”
Gregall smirked. “Apt words, kid.” He flashed a worried look at the magical device in his hand. “Evidently, this is a Wand Of Great Expectations; it’s a variant of Mass Suggestion. I haven’t seen one of these in years. Where did you find it?”
The team summarized the events of the previous evening; as their explanation proceeded, he looked more and more shaken.
Advertisement
After taking a deep breath and exhaling, Gregall walked to his front door, looked both ways outside, flipped the sign to “Closed”, then closed and locked the door. Somehow looking older than before, he walked behind the counter to what looked like a small break room. “Come on back, kids; have a seat.” They joined him.
Gregall wiped his brow with a cloth before continuing. “The symbol on that wand was something I hoped I’d never see again. It belongs to a long-banned bard’s guild.”
He looked up slightly, his eyes sporting a thousand-yard stare. “I remember seeing their work when I was a child. I and my friends used to attend their performances on the weekend; it only cost half a copper for an entire afternoon of shows.” He chuckled to himself. “I realize now that the shows weren’t very good – lots of bad acting, implausible situations, and cheap illusions – but it was just fine for me and my friends. The way the shows ended with cliffhangers, and how the plots continued the following week, kept us hooked.”
He looked at the team and shrugged. “Eventually, our parents demanded that the shows be banned, on the grounds that it was warping our fragile little minds. We never heard from them again.” He looked around his shop for a moment; though crowded and disorganized, it bore copious evidence of his genius and skill. “And who says it’s bad to have a warped mind?” He guffawed loudly at his own joke, then quickly stopped.
“It seems they’re trying to make a comeback. Or maybe someone has discovered their techniques and are trying to use them. Either way, this is a mortal danger to the theater.”
Rikki clapped his hands to the side of his head. “Oh no! That’s terrible! We have to do something!”
Gregall chuckled quietly. “Not me…my rambling days are over. I’m too old for this stuff. But maybe you kids can have a shot at it.” He swept his hand into the air with a flourish. “It sounds like it could be a grand adventure!”
Advertisement
Rikki clapped gaily. “Yaaaay!” Then he pouted. “But where do we go from here? How do we find these people?”
Gregall pondered. “I have an old friend named Tintso; he still has a workshop down in the bard district. He’s made a lot of strange devices and special effects for the theater. If anyone knows who’s been messing with this old magic, it’d be him.” He quickly jotted down an address on a scrap of paper, and handed it to Rikki. “You can find him here.”
Rikki rose to his feet and shook Gregall’s hand. “Thanks, great uncle! We’re on our way!” He moved to leave.
“Wait…” Clancy interjected. Everyone turned to look at him. He shuddered from the sudden attention. “Um…I just wanted to ask…” he added, looking around the shop. “Are you taking any apprentices?” The color returned to his cheeks. “This place looks like my dreams come true!”
Gregall looked him up and down, then smiled sadly. “I don’t think you’re ready for what I have to teach.” Clancy’s shoulders hunched as his face fell.
“Hey, don’t take it so hard!” Gregall chided, flashing a bright smile. “I’m sure you’re well on your way to super wizardry! Talk to me after you’ve gained a few levels.” Clancy returned his smile, then looked down shyly.
“Besides,” he continued, “Tintso tends to have apprentices, even low-level ones. He always seems to have more work than he can handle. So check with him!”
“Thanks!” Clancy gushed. “I will!”
“OK, wizard,” Noninja chided. “If you’re done with the hero worship, we need to get going.”
Clancy suddenly pointed to the door. “Is that Shijoku Hawazaki, the senpai of the Five Winds Temple?”
Noninja’s eyes bolted in that direction. “Huh? Where? What’s he doing here?” He looked around frantically.
He slowly realized everyone was staring at him, smirking. “Made you look,” Clancy crowed.
Noninja growled as he bolted for the exit. “I’ll get you back for that.”
Clancy raised his hand as if he was about to cast a spell. “I’ve still got a magic missile with your nose’s name on it.”
Noninja swore under his breath and stormed out of the shop.
“Nice work, kid!” Gregall exulted. “You’ve passed your first test.”
A shy smile bloomed over Clancy’s face as he hurried for the door.
Before long, they found themselves outside of City Hall. A roving newsboy walked by them, hawking the latest edition; Rikki lit up. “It’s the daily entertainment sheet! This could be the news we’ve been waiting for!” Rikki handed the newsboy a few copper pieces, took a paper, and began to read it. Suddenly, he stopped, looked at the team with a wide grin, walked purposefully to a nearby fountain, and sat down to read. “Look at this, everyone! Lyle’s atrocity made the news!” They crowded around to look.
They all skimmed the article. It revealed that a private party at the Medochre mansion turned to terror when a ghostly apparition interrupted the performance. In addition, many in attendance found the play to be boring and pretentious, and the rest of the audience suspected that some sort of compulsion magic must have been used on them, but they had no evidence. The article ended by saying that no member of the Medochre family had any comment.
Rikki was practically bubbly. “Isn’t this great, guys? That jerk Lyle’s been taken down a notch! Now maybe he’ll stop beating me up.” He looked around uneasily for a moment, then forced himself to look stoic. “OK, you guys go check this place out. I’m going to keep busy on my end, trying to find out more.” He walked away, looking a bit distant.
Advertisement
- In Serial87 Chapters
Angels Have Transparent Wings
“Daughter of Earth, you have been chosen to protect this planet. Will you let Gaia’s power awaken within you? Will you become... an Angel?” Quinn thought she knew what she was getting into when she accepted. Growing up reading and watching so many stories of beautiful magical girls, how could she refuse? But the Angels of Earth don’t get pretty sailor uniforms and sparkling transformations. They have four arms and extra eyes, glossy carapaces and glassy wings... and metamorphoses that are excruciatingly painful and anything but glamorous, where human bodies melt into slurry before reforming into their terrifying but beautiful new forms. And that’s to say nothing of the Demons. Before she realizes it, Quinn finds herself dragged into a world beyond her wildest imagination. A world where ancient orders fight demonic powers for the future of life on Earth. And if she wants any hope of survival, she’ll need to find out the truth about Angels and Demons, and all the other mysterious beings that call the Earth their home. Under revision. New chapters to come soon.
8 308 - In Serial19 Chapters
The Successor
The Immortal God Emperor is dead...yet his Successor will one day arise. The worlds had long moved on from the greatest Cultivator of all time. The things that had been achieved and the advances made in the Immortal God Emperor's absence were nothing to turn one's nose up at. And yet, something was always missing. Because Cultivators, no matter the goals they pursue, always bow to the greater power. They seek it, they covet it for themselves, and they serve it with reverence. Shan Kai Lan was born into such a world. Born to two herb farmers whose cultivation did not surpass the Foundation Realm, yet who loved their son more than anything. Kai Lan was a child blessed by the Spiritual Plain, far more gifted and more intelligent than others his age. Yet the more profound his achievements, the greater the likelihood that his happy, peaceful life would be trampled on by those who desired his potential for themselves. The question of Kai Lan's journey becomes not whether he will reach the highest peak of cultivation, but what he will be forced to do to keep his young Clan, and the happiness it provides, at peace. Note to Reader: I am not of an Asian background, but this work is heavily influenced by Eastern stories and concepts. In saying that, it is an INFLUENCE only. Keep in mind that this is a fantasy work, and any butchering of names, concepts or cultural objects/places/subjects are not meant in any way to offend. With that in mind, Happy Reading! - Jelim
8 83 - In Serial8 Chapters
Mesmerized // The Goonies
I sat on the beach pulling the blanket closer around my arms as the ocean breeze from the Goon Docks blew gently against my arms. I couldn't stop thinking about how I had never had a real relationship. My friends all had found someone I was the third wheel every where now. I started dreaming up my dream guy. Then he walked up. I never knew dreams came true.
8 57 - In Serial38 Chapters
Instability
Ashley became an interrogator to support her family and protect her city from the anarchic Renegades. When Daniel enters her interrogation room, she can't decide whose mind is more corrupted: his or hers.※ ※ ※ ※ ※In the year 2130, water is both life and death. Ingesting water contaminated with Renegadea Protozoa can turn a person into a Renegade, or a destructive, anarchic criminal. It's 17-year-old Ashley Cummins's responsibility as a junior interrogator to filter out the petty thieves from the true Renegades. However, interrogating the cocky, defiant, and handsome Daniel Fadhill interferes with her duties. Swept up in Daniel's riptide, Ashley must decide for herself where her loyalties lie. After all, it only takes one contaminated sip to become a Renegade.
8 306 - In Serial53 Chapters
Burning Moon (Wattpad Version)
(#1 ChickLit) WARNING: Being left at the altar in front of 500 wedding guests may lead to irrational behavior, causing you to go on your honeymoon alone. Other side- effects may include very bad hair, getting arrested, setting yourself on fire, landing up on a "Missing Poster" with the same bad hair and unexpectedly falling in love. BEING PUBLISHED SOON!
8 108 - In Serial7 Chapters
Alone
A daughter of 2. A sister of none. Her place to live has gone. Mother mother. Father father. What have you become.
8 150

