《I Still am a Spy》I won't get laid and my date prefers a six-year-old
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Vini decided to help them... By leaving. As a result, Enzo and Ana had to figure out the situation on their own. Sadly, for both of them, Vini was the guy with the ideas, the one who thinks outside the box. With that, Ana took Enzo to her house again. When she opened the door, she found Charlie sitting on the floor and calmly watching a cartoon on the television.
- Oh, this is gonna suck. - Enzo already predicted the worst.
In a friendly manner, Ana approached him. She grabbed the remote control and asked for the boy's attention.
- Charlie, honey, can we talk?
The boy didn't object to a conversation.
- What do you remember about the night your brother disappeared?
- I was with my brother. The lights came from the sky and took him away.
- I knew it!
- Enzo, stop it!
Charlie began to laugh at Ana's reprimand.
- Honey, say it again.
- I'm telling you! The lights took him away.
- Ana, I don't know if you've noticed, but we're not going to accomplish anything here. - said Enzo.
- You could draw what you saw on this piece of paper.
The boy was no Picasso, but for a child, the drawing was quite nice. And the result shocked Ana and Enzo.
- Oh my God! - said Ana.
In the drawing, Charlie depicted a circular object full of circular holes floating in mid-air, with a stick figure levitating into what looked like a real spaceship.
- Okay, we officially have a problem. - Enzo pointed out. - It's clearly an alien ship.
- Look, I don't know if I can say this, but I think even Vini would approve.
- Well, this is the part where a deus ex machina saves us.
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- Now you remembered, my father was an air force pilot for many years. He can give us some contacts.
- See? What did I tell you?
Theories and external help aside, Ana went to her father's room. At first she found it odd that the door was closed, but she didn't care. Oh, what a blunder. As soon as she opened it, Ana was shocked and immediately closed it when she noticed that he was... At ease.
- Did you get any luck? - Enzo asked, ignoring his girlfriend's lost glance.
- The only thing I got was the certainty that I need therapy!
- Didn't you talk to your father?
- He's busy!
- Busy? Busy how?
Ana's silence was the answer Enzo needed.
- Oh, fuck. This blows.
- Tell me about it!
- Well, what do we do now? I have a thought.
Enzo tried to hug her, but the damage was done. The mental image of her father disturbed her. Ana wanted no contact with anyone that day, except Charlie, the poor blond-eyed boy she had fallen in love with.
- You should sleep with him. - Enzo made a suggestion.
- What?
- You know, he's very messed up. Maybe you should sleep with him. You know, together.
That's not what Enzo meant, but if Ana wasn't yelling at him, it meant he escaped a spanking.
- That's fine. Do you want to sleep with me, big boy?
Charlie shook his head positively and smiled.
- I love this kid. - she said. - I don't know, but I've developed a maternal instinct I didn't even know existed.
Wonder what she was saying.
- Great. - Enzo complained. - I won't get laid and my date prefers a six-year-old. How could I be any more of a loser?
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Still, it could be worse.
Since Enzo couldn't get anywhere in Ana's house, he had no choice. Enzo leaves. But he forgot one tiny detail. He needed to go to the bathroom and Julio was going to take a long time to stop by. So, he had no other alternative. He went to the shopping mall, right next to the bus stop. Unfortunately, his plan began to show signs of failure when the security guard informed him that the nearest men's room was closed. Enzo looked to the sides. Then he looked up. The nearest bathroom was the women's. So, yes, that's what he did.
- Oh, it's not much different. - Enzo made a comment. - A huge mirror, faucets...
Then Enzo heard a noise at the door. Uh-oh. Problem. He ran into one of the booths and crouched down. Two women entered, a blonde and a brunette. Except that the two didn't go into the cabins. In fact, they were just talking and retouching their make-up.
- So, what do you think of Paulo? - one of them asked.
- Oh, he's cute. - The other answered. - Only that he has something on his nose.
- Thing?
- Yeah. It looks like a mountain. I'm not going to kiss that.
- Do you want to go out the back way?
- It's a good one. And he's a total pain in the ass. I'm getting nothing.
- Holy shit! - said Enzo. - They could overthrow the President of the country!
- You know, I've been wondering... - One of the women commented. - Since the date with Paulo didn't work out, I didn't want to miss the opportunity to use the new lipstick I bought.
Enzo's eyes widened. Could his theory really be true?
- Yes, it is indeed true.
What Enzo heard next was an uninterrupted sequence of whispers and groans. He couldn't see much, because the door was a little bit higher.
- I knew it! - he said.
Trying to stretch out to watch a live, uncut porn, Enzo climbed on the toilet to gain height. What he saw amazed him, as the blonde was ducking very low on the brunette. Sadly, for Enzo, her hair was exposed. The brunette looked up at the high blonde thing and shouted:
- What? - She was surprised to see Enzo. - What the fuck?
Hiding at that moment was quite useless, so Enzo finally opened the cabin door and went outside.
- I know it's strange, but I have an explanation.
- I didn't tell you to stop! - said the brunette.
- Joana, are you dumb? There's a man in the ladies' room!
- So what? He doesn't look like a rapist or a pedophile. If he wants to watch, no problem. I think it's spicy.
- I couldn't see much from the cabin. - Enzo lamented. - I'm not that tall.
- It doesn't matter. - Joana seemed calm and relaxed, but the other woman was hysterical. - What's your explanation?
- I'm a woman. - Enzo justified. - A confused woman. Tik Toker. Those who make videos.
- You'll have to do much better. - said Joana.
- Hey, don't judge my sexuality! - Enzo defended himself.
As it turned out, Enzo's decision was the worst possible, but he offered to help them leave the shopping mall. Ultimately, in a rather bizarre way, everything worked out strangely well for both parties.
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