《Swipe Right for Catfish》Chapter 7
Advertisement
Penultimate Café was much better than its more popular and older sister café, the Ultimate Café, which was always crowded. Even during happy hour, Penultimate was far less cramped. One of the other perks of Penultimate was the new and up-and-coming artists playing on stage every night.
Ron had gotten to the café before me, so he told me to meet him on the roof. Walking into Penultimate, I noticed a rock band performing tonight. I didn't have much time to stop and listen, so I just took down their name for later. Then I went upstairs to meet with Ron.
The roof was an awesome chill area with different couches, some tables, and even a bar. I grabbed a drink and walked over to where Ron was sitting. He had been writing on a piece of paper. "Tossing around some ideas?" I said, taking the seat across from him.
"Actually, I'm at a bit of a loss because I want it to be perfect for her, but I have too many ideas, so it's hard to narrow all of them down," Ron said, crossing something off his list.
Taking a sip from my drink, I asked, "What did you cross off?" as I tried to peek at the notebook.
"Well, she loves alpacas, so I thought we could get some alpaca decorations," he said, writing something down.
"Oh! We could rent out some alpacas and bring them up here, maybe get a little petting zoo going. Although it might not work out because we might get scammed. I don't really know the difference between an alpaca and a llama," I said.
Ron laughed. "I love the idea, but we're probably not going to bring animals up here because they serve food and drinks." Ron started flipping to a new page and jotted down some notes. "Alright, you're in charge of getting the decorations because I can't tell the difference between llamas and alpacas either."
Advertisement
"So, I have to take the downfall?" I laughed.
"I'm 95 percent sure she won't notice, but I need someone to blame if she does. Don't worry, the city buses drive slow, so it won't hurt too much when I throw you under. By the way, how's that dating app going?" he said, closing his book.
"Well, that profile you made me was something else. You should do all my resumes," I said. Ron chuckled at the idea. He'd find out later I was serious. Sitting back in my chair, I continued, "After swimming through the matches, I stumbled upon this beautiful girl. Of course, since she is out of my league, I had to enlist the help of Jackie."
"Oh, right, you work with Jackie. I haven't seen her in forever. Make sure to invite her and tell that Jose dude to tag along. He was super cool," Ron said.
"Wait, you didn't hear they broke up? Hmm, I guess not, because the last time you saw Jackie, they were together." It was getting windy and cold, so I took my hair out of my ponytail and put on my beanie, trying to warm up.
"Really? They seemed good for each other. What happened between them?"
"Well, I don't really know the entire story. Maybe I should ask her why. They actually might get back together because she just broke up with her new boyfriend, Glenn. Get this, Glenn was apparently cheating on her with a guy named Terry."
"Wait, like the ice-cream company Glenn and Terry's?" Ron chuckled.
"Exactly! They're so cute! I wish Summer and I stayed friends, so I could still make funny seasonal jokes."
"When are you going to make amends with her?"
"I don't know. I mean, I still talk to Vin sometimes, so I guess I'll ask him how she feels. Anyhow, things are going to change with this new girl Ruth." A chilly wind kissed my neck, causing me to shiver more. "Can we pick this up next time? I'm going to turn into Winter if I stay out here any longer."
Advertisement
"Now, that would be a sight to see. Maybe we should stay a little longer." Ron chuckled. "But anyway, it's good we're ending early. I have to go to the mall and get the engagement ring re-sized. I saw it was a little bigger than the one she currently wears. Let's pick this up Sunday when you're free," he said, standing up.
"Let's do it in the afternoon when it's warmer," I said through my chattering teeth. We left the café and drove our separate ways. When I finally arrived home, I noticed I hadn't checked if Ruth had texted back.
A single text had four laughing emojis and said, "You're right. Maybe I should stop being so nervous." Oh, perfect. She has a sense of humor and is just as nervous as me. There's no way I can mess this up.
Advertisement
- In Serial13 Chapters
A Beautiful Catastrophe
“Do you have regrets in life? As for me, of course I do. Lots of them in fact—my short life span, wasted youth, unfulfilled potential, and worse, no love life. If you’re given a chance to live once more, will you take it? You bet I will! And this time… I’ll make sure to do all the things I want! Live my dreams and fulfill my potential! This time… I’ll make sure to be happy—and maybe, fall in love too.” - Senara Lee Synopsis: “You are the author of your life. It is your choice to either fill it with joy or tragedy.” A dying woman reminisces on her short life and comes to regret not doing the things she likes—always sacrificing her own happiness for her family. On her deathbed, she whispers her wishes to a friend. “If only I could go back in time… I’ll make sure to live my life for my sake and not somebody else’s.” Little did she know that her impossible wish would come true with the help of a mysterious woman. And in her second chance at life, she meets a certain problematic person… “Kaiden Ma.” Both the goal and envy of many men around the world, this young and handsome genius, who is also the heir to “Red Dragon Holdings”, has a little problem. One—he is way too grumpy; and two—he is mysophobic. With his family pushing him in a relationship, the problem escalated. For how can he possibly be in a relationship if he can’t even touch anyone? Due to this, he is forced to look for a suitable “pretend” partner. “Senara Lee. I’d like to offer you a deal.” “Hm? A deal? What deal?” “I need a fake girlfriend and you’re the only one who’s trustworthy enough to assume the position. Be my girlfriend for a year and I’ll make one of your books into a movie.” “For real?! You bet I’m in! Anything for my babies!” (babies—she’s referring to her books, yes, she calls them her babies). And so, their hilarious and catastrophic game begins… Well, at least until the “Guardians of Fate” comes in. ============ FOLLOW ME and add me to your FAVOURITES if you like the story and leave me a review! ~ Update Schedule: 1 chapter daily ~ ============ FOLLOW ME ON: Facebook Page: Macy_Bae Instagram: author_macy_bae Youtube: Macy_Bae Spotify: Macy Bae Commissioned Cover done by @cyuuri21 You can follow here on Instagram by searching her username
8 186 - In Serial45 Chapters
The Teacher's Beta
How will a human handle her introduction to the supernatural world?How will a powerful werewolf deal with the love of his life being terrified of the beast he becomes?______________________________________"What questions do you have about mates?" He asks as he leans down in front of me. I'm hit with the memory of the first time we met, he did the same thing when asking me on a date. "Do you have one?" I ask quietly. He nods and tucks my hair behind my ear."Who is it?" I ask, barely above a whisper. "Scarlett Johansson." He answers and I smack his shoulder playfully. "Finn...""It's you, sweetheart. You're my mate. The other half of my soul." He says as he sits up and kisses me gently."The better half." He whispers.Highest Ranking #1 in Werewolf!Cover made by @ViaAlyssaNicole
8 257 - In Serial24 Chapters
The Ultimate Puppeteer, Aristia's Brother || The Abandoned Empress
[Harem x OC] ・・・・☆・・・・☆ ・・・・A prodigy among prodigies. Is a way to describe him. Having no reason to use his full potential, he became a lazy person on his second life. Though he was lazy that didn't mean he became rusty, instead he mastered new things he never had time to learn in his first life.Already on his third life, he realised that he was in a manhwa he read about in his first life. The Abandoned Empress, he pitied the girls. Both suffering because of Fate and the Damn God.Read the story of how our protagonist deals with the path he took as a huge siscon."Nincompoops they're all nincompoops!"・・・・☆・・・・☆ ・・・・[Note: Do not mind the A/N's in the early chapters because the voting was years ago and it is now a harem]This story is undergoing intense formatting and editing
8 128 - In Serial33 Chapters
The Hewitts: Texas chainsaw massacre
(Thomas Hewitt(leatherface) x reader) On her way to Austin, Texas y/n breaks down somewhere in Dallas. She abandons her spot in hopes to find somewhere where she may be able to get help. Along the way she is chased down and captured. She wakes up to find that she is in a strange house in the middle of nowhere. She is then forced to make a life changing choice. Will she ever be freed or will she stay there ?
8 154 - In Serial65 Chapters
30 Day Trial Period
This is a FREE story with PAID bonus chapters.Lizzie and Parker couldn't be more opposite, except for their inability to sustain romantic relationships. They can't stand each other - but when they take on the challenge to date for thirty days to fix their horrible dating habits, the line between fake and real starts to blur... *****Lizzie's relationships have never lasted a week. Parker's have never lasted more than two. But being dating disasters might be the only thing they have in common. Tired of their constant fighting, a mutual friend challenges them to date each other for thirty days. What they didn't expect was for the trial period to be so sweet.[[word count: 100,000-150,000 words]]Cover designed by Adam Budny
8 136 - In Serial24 Chapters
I transmigrated into my drama character! [Translation]
Wei Wuxian was a genius among geniuses in the cultivation world. Not only was he strong when he still followed the 'right' path, but he also created another kind of cultivation after losing his golden core, using the resentful energy. He was always the focus of all sects, yet he still proved that no matter where you get your power from, it can be used for good and for evil. However you see it, you have to admit that he is a legend and ...Xiao Zhan ... well, he is healthy, he knows how to act, sing, dance, design and not much. He was the one who played the character of 'Wei Wuxian' in The Untamed. So he never thought that one day he would be able to be 'The Yiling Patriarch' in body and soul.From the second zero, Xiao Zhan is clear that he does not want to die and be reborn. If he can help it, he doesn't even want to touch a sword. What he hates the most is pain, and yes, his goal is to survive whatever it takes.Even if he has to change the story to preserve your little life.• MPREG• This story is based on the other series The Untamed, it will follow that chronological order more than the novel The Master of Demonic Cultivation.NOTESHello guys, so this is my first translation, the original fanfiction is in Spanish written by @Rin_Ling9, the title is '¡Transmigré en mi personaje de drama!'. If you like the plot please don't forget to go to the original fanfiction and also leave your votes there. If you find any mistake while reading you can comment or dm me, or if I don't update quickly enough you can also write me. Without further ado enjoy the reading, don't forget to vote and comment!
8 93

