"Umm... Are you sure we should be in here?". Taehyung asked, after I broke into Jin's office. "Of course!". I smiled widely at him. "Jimin, this is breaking and entering". Taehyung whispers. "Why the hell are you whispering for?". I asked. "Someone might be listening". Taehyung whispers. "You're paranoid as hell". I giggled.

"Sit! Sit! Grab a drink!". I told him. "He got wine, soda, water". I say, looking in Jin's mini fridge. "Jimin... Someone's coming!". Taehyung whispers. "He got mochi!". I clapped and the door opens.

"You bastard!". Jin grabs me and pins me against the wall. "You know how kinky I am". I said. "This is a VERY bad idea". I grinned and Jin clicks his tongue. "Stop breaking into my office!". Jin yells. "Give me a key". I countered. "And look...". I pointed to Taehyung. "I can sue you with my witness". I laughed but Jin stood in silence.

"Jin?". I called out and saw that he was staring at Taehyung. "Why are you staring at him?". I asked him. "Th-that's Kim Ta-Taehyung". Jin says shaking. "Yeah... And?". I said. "Yo-you know Ki-Kim Tae-Taehyung". Jin slowly turns to me. "Not really". I told him. "We're bonded by a baby bitch". I said. "So... Who is he?". I asked.

"Forgive him and his stupidity". Jin bows at Taehyung. "He is just a small child". Jin said. "No harm done". Taehyung said. "You want me to harm him!?! Cause I'll do it!". Jin says happily. "Umm... Fuck you". I pouted. "Jimin, I'm the only male Victoria secret model". Taehyung said. "Really?". My eyes widened. "Can you sign this!?! Please!".

"How did you get this?". Taehyung's eyes widened. "They had a bid on it". Jin says, touching the picture. "Had to kill for it but who cares". Jin laughed and Taehyung looks at me. "He's a good guy". I said. "Ok?". Taehyung takes the picture and signs it. "How do y'all know each other again?". Jin asked me. "He slept with Jungkook". I answered.

Jin looks at Taehyung with complete disappointment. "You can do better". Jin told him. "Wow". Taehyung giggled and gave Jin the signed picture. "You can though". Jin says, hugging the picture for dear life. "According to Jimin... He wasn't the best in the bed department". Jin said. "He was fantastic! What are you talking about!?!". Taehyung yells.

"Guess I like big dick then". I laughed. "Why?". Taehyung says. "Why aren't you mad at me?". Taehyung looks at me. "Cause it's pointless". I told him. "Weren't you hurt? Didn't you cry?". Taehyung asked. "Cry?". I laughed. "Why would I waste my tears on a man?". I asked. "There are more men in the world Tae, I won't waste my tears on men".

"I would rather waste my tears on someone's death or a cat giving birth... You know... Important things". I said. "You won't cry on your wedding day?". Taehyung says. "It's just a day". I rolled my eyes. "People take weddings to fucking seriously". I said. "Preach". Jin says. "Wow". Taehyung says.

"You wanna know what I did after the break up?". I asked. "I went to Hawaii with my main bitch". I said and high fived Jin. "It was amazing". I sigh lovingly. "And now... You're in shit". Jin smacks my head. "Ow". I rubbed my head. "Are you in trouble?". Taehyung ask me. "Welllll...". I told him what happen and Taehyung blinks.

"I know...". I sighed. "I can help!". Taehyung claps. "How?". I asked.

"I'm a Mafia lord".