《Multiskilled (Smp x male reader)》England
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The wheels of my suitcase clacked as I walked down the ramp of the plane. I slid my phone out of my pocket and deactivated airplane mode, quickly connecting to the airport's Wi-Fi.
Getting through security and customs was a bit of a pain, but I managed. My mother had been transported before me, as I had wanted to get her to England as soon as possible.
Scrolling through my contacts, I found the number I was looking for. Tapping it, I raised my phone to my ear, waiting. As soon as I heard the call connect, I spoke. "Hey, where are you?" I asked, eyes searching around the surprisingly crowded airport.
I heard a slight shuffling on the other side of the phone. And a loud thud followed by rapid cursing.
"I'm sitting in the waiting area." The person on the other side of the phone replied. I snorted, entering the said room, "Really?" I asked, staring, "Because I'm looking at you right now, and you're on the floor."
Jack's eyes met mine, and he glared playfully at my smug grin. "Jack Manifall off chair," I said, nudging his leg with my foot, holding a hand out. Rolling his eyes and laughing, Jack grabbed my hand, and I grunted as I pulled him up.
Jack grabbed the handle of my suitcase and pulled it, so I just chased after him. It must have looked odd from the outside. A 6'9 man following a 5'9 guy like a lost puppy.
Exiting the airport, I followed Jack to where his car was parked. As I took my bag and threw it into the bag, Jack opened the right side car door. I opened my mouth to tell him he was getting in on the wrong side, but I paused.
Oh... right. Cars in the UK had their drivers' sides on the right.
Opening my door, I crawled inside pulled my feet in. Closing my door, I gave Jack a quick thumbs up. He nodded and started the car, pulling out of the parking lot. My eyes flicked back and forwards as I tried to take in everything.
We were driving through the outskirts, and we were surrounded by so many different things.
England was different, but also similar to Canada. It was crowded, sure. But there were also areas of lush greenery. I liked being in the woods, the sounds of birds and crickets, along with the fresh air, always seemed to calm me.
The doctors had told me to wait for a while before I visited my mom because they said they had to set everything up. That gave me a few hours to explore. I had asked Jack to pick me up, and according to him, he had a surprise for me.
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I nipped at the inside of my lip, my foot tapping on the floor of the car. Jack glanced at me, "We're not that far away, just a little while longer," he said, speeding up a little. I nodded, and my attention drifted back to my phone.
I slowly scrolled through the Webtoon I was reading.
The characters, most of them, were enjoyable. Of course, there were other characters that were designed for you to hate. I grinned widely as one of my favorite characters told off an annoying, useless character who thought she was so high and mighty.
The name of the Webtoon I was reading was called 'The Remarried Empress', and I thoroughly enjoyed it. Navier was a beautiful woman and she and Heinry deserve the world. And Shovishu and Rashta could go die in a hole for all I care.
If I could comment on a few things, it would be the art. It was beautiful, and you could tell what emotion the characters were feeling. I would highly recommend it.
Jack glanced at me, "Are you sure you're okay to do this? You look exhausted." He said, and I stared holes into him and smiled.
"I haven't slept in thirty-four hours, Jack. I'm a twenty-one-year-old Gen-Z running on caffeine and spite. At this point, I'm ready to kill God."
Jack let out a sound that was halfway between a hack and a laugh. He composed himself as he pulled into a parking lot, and I unbuckled my seatbelt. Cracking open the car door, I coughed as I got a faceful of smoke.
I looked up, and I saw a group of people gathered around a fire pit, sitting on wooden benches, one of them strumming a guitar.
Oh, I know these people!
"They're here!!" Tubbo screeched, standing up suddenly. He then proceeded to trip over the bench and land flat on his face. I flinched and quickly ran over.
"Are you alright?" I asked, checking him over. Tubbo only shook me off, pushing himself off of the ground. "I'm good," he chirped. "Holy crap," Tommy chimed in, sauntering up next to me. "You really are a giant, ay?"
I raised an eyebrow, looking at him. "Oh, am I now?" I inquired.
Tommy nodded, and I spoke again. "You do know that I'm slouching, right?" I asked, and his eyes bugged out. Standing straight-backed, I stood to my full height. Tommy screeched out an indignant, "What the fuck?!" causing everyone to laugh.
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Almost all of the Dream Smp members from the U.K were there.
Phil, Jack, Tommy, Tubbo, Ranboo, Eret, Wilbur, and even Niki was there. Besides the fact that she wasn't British, she's from Germany and Ranboo was from America, but you know.
"It's good to see you too, Tommy," I teased, and he made a playful angry face. I remembered something. "Oh yeah," I murmured, reaching into my pocket, "I brought presents for the kids."
"Not a kid!" Tommy protested, but I waved him off. Taking coins out of my pocket, I handed one to each boy. The outside was a silvery metal, and the inside was a gold color. Ranboo flipped the coin between his fingers.
"What are these?" He asked, bringing it up closer to his face.
"They're called Toonies," I said, "They're a two-dollar coin in Canada." Tubbo looked at the coin, then at me. "And what are the one-dollar coins called?" He inquired, and I laughed.
"Loonies."
Ranboo paused, "Are you telling me that you have a currency called 'Loony Toonies?'" I grinned, "That is exactly what I'm telling you."
Tommy barked out in laughter. "Imagine getting fuckin mugged, and the guy says 'Give me all your Loony Toonies."
I made a face at him, which he returned, running off to mess with Tubbo and Ranboo on the playground. "Oh stop making fun of him." Phil chimed in, causing my attention to turn to him. I bowed playfully, "Father Minecraft."
Phil looked thoughtful for a second before bowing in return, "Stepson Minecraft." That made me pause. Stepson Minecraft? I glanced at Wilbur, who looked at me, his lip pursed to keep from laughing.
"Wilbur, shut the hell up," I hissed, pointing at him, "We may be married canonically, but I'll beat your ass in real life."
"You wanna fucking go?"
"Bring it on, Soot!"
Niki stepped in, and my anger act faded immediately. "Niki!" I squealed, "M/n!" she replied back with the same energy. I pulled her into a hug, her head barely reaching my shoulder. "Aww," I crooned, "Smol Niki is smol."
She punched me in the arm.
"Ow," I whined playfully, "That hurt."
Niki squared up, "Dang right it did."
A screech from across the park caused my neck to snap to the side. I swear I heard my neck pop. My eyes trailed over to where the kids had been hanging out. Tommy was holding the top of his head, cursing at a laughing Tubbo.
Tubbo caught my eye, and he cupped his hands around his mouth. "Sorry Boss Man! Tommy wanted to see how quickly you would react if you heard yelling!"
"I did not, you prick!" Tommy barked, glaring.
I rolled my eyes and turned back to Phil who was now talking on his phone, grinning widely. Raising an eyebrow, I looked at Eret for an explanation. "Kristen called," is all they said, but it was the only thing I needed to hear.
Gesturing towards Phil, I caught his attention.
"Tell Mumza I said 'hi'", I whispered, and Phil gave a nod and a thumbs-up, going back to his phone and once again dawning a goofy smile.
I glanced at Eret.
"I want someone to smile like that when they talk with me," I said, and she nodded in agreement. "Want a S'more?" Eret asked, holding up a marshmallow on a stick. I made grabby hands, and they laughed and handed it over. Sticking the marshmallow into the fire, it sat there for a few seconds before catching alight.
Pulling it out, I watched as the marshmallow burned slowly. Jack stared at me, "Aren't you going to blow out the fire?" He asked, and I just shook my head. "Nah," I whispered watching it burn to a crisp. It then fell into the fire in a gooey mess.
Niki stared, "I'm not gonna lie to you," she started, "Your eyes were practically glowing while that thing burned."
I smiled, "What can I say?" glancing at the fire pit, "Fire is pretty."
There was another screech from the playground, which I ignored.
Until...
"OH FUCK!!"
"TUBBO, WHY DID YOU SHOOT THE NEST?!"
"I DIDN'T MEAN TO! I MEANT TO SHOOT TOMMY!"
"YOU DICK!"
I turned around and saw Tommy, Tubbo, and Ranboo running away from the playground. Tubbo had a small red mark on his wrist. Ranboo had two, one on his forehead, and the other was on his neck. Tommy was unmarked.
"Tubbo just shot a wasps nest with the nerf gun." Ranboo said, covering his stings with his hands.
"They hurt my fuckin kids," I hissed grabbing a can of bug spray and the lighter. Marching towards the playground, Wilbur called out to me.
"M/n, where are you going?!"
"To roast this damn wasps nest!"
"M/N, NO!!"
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