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Incoming call - Unknown~

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"Well aren't you just sunshine in a bottle!"

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"Nothing really, I'm just bored."

"Basically yes."

"I do in fact, have a life."

"Why did I do that was out of line?"

"I was? Oh please good sire, do explain the meaning of bitch. I always thought that it was a female dog but maybe I got it all wrong."

"Okay... so you're calling me a dog?"

"Which is a dog...that is a female. You're calling me a dog."

"Really... How so?"

"---How did you get past fifth grade because this is just sad."

"You couldn't even if you wanted to, because you're terrible at explaining stuff."

" You really must be such a joy to hang around with "

"Why do you wanna know?"

"Because isn't a valid reason."

"I'm not buying what you're selling, tell me why you want to know and I will consider answering your question."

"Wait, fine I'll tell you, you're such a Debby Downer. I was dared to prank call you. A mutual friend of a mutual friend knows you and gave me your numbers to call during a round of truth or dare."

"I don't know but--"

"I guess so, I've fulfilled my quota of annoying people for today anyway. Thank you for being a wonderful volunteer ma'am"

"I'm sorry ma'am ... I mean sir"

"Okay I'm sorry this time, force of habit"

"You don't know me!"

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"Yes?"

"I thought you didn't want to know me."

"How cute, you've been thinking about me."

"It's the thought that counts."

"Hey!"

"You're such a jerk."

"Okay dude you need to take a chill pill, it was a prank, just a small prank call so, whenever you get the chance, try to pull your head out of your ass, it's not a hat."

"The bitch thing again? Is that the best you could come up with? Honestly, the average person should have more words in their vocab list either than bitch and fuck but I guess you're a special case aren't you?"

"---Aww honey, you just solidated my point."

"Wow, turn the tables around much jerk?"

"I can strangle you through the phone."

"I was being serious."

"You're infuriating."

"I didn't even realize that this was a competition."

"You're competitive for stupid reasons."

" You're very persistent what makes you think that I would tell you?"

"I'm not playing hard to get."

"Pretty much."

"Talking in third person about yourself is another synonym of crazy"

"Yeah me too."

"Why didn't you?"

"You aren't getting it."

"Are you ever going to hang up or must I help you again?"

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